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The QUEEN of England calls the show today to talk about the NEW royal baby, 1st interview she has given, EXCLUSIVE!! Also, amazing yet scary new device that lets you control another persons brain. Howling wind bin!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey gang this is a special GUEST PODCAST called GETTING JUICY AT THE MOVIES WITH DONNA & JULIE. It's a chance for you to hear some movie reviews from two of the sweetest Kansas girls you could ever want to meet. I am helping promote this new podcast, sure hope you enjoy it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever tried to get something out of your toolshed? It's a horror story waiting to happen. Internet HATERS, and a call in from Kyle Flavors a global warming expert. Tin can my hand!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An interesting revelation about the Beatles music, also,a "friend" sends me a distressed email asking for help and money, yeeeeeahhh riiiight!! Solarize my polarize!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another juicy FLASHBACK show as we work our way toward the first 42 that never made it into the archives! Enjoy!!! Bundles of fundles!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another juicy flashback show to get you caught up on epps 1-42. Just as succulent as the current beef!! Chips ahoy my toy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our old friend CORT McCOWAN drops by for some fun filled chit chat about summer, stains, and turning invisible. Also we play a brand new game on the Harland Highway today. Scrub your nub!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss iPhoto hell, greedy people and the outcome, a call from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE, and a story that's guaranteed to make you SQUIRM in your seat. Salad my dressing!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another great flashback show that never made it into the archives. Still just as creamy as the current shows!! Yummmm! Scrape your scrap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we chat about the ramifications of Twitter and social media outbursts, also that annoying twat Dr. Ascot drops by the studio. Crank my crabtrap!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes on safari to search for the incredible KOMODODRAGON'S of Indonesia, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio, and a brand new skin treatment using garden critters. Slap my knapsack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back by popular demand Harland shares one of his 'Winging it' stand up sets, recorded live at the Hollywood Improv! Giggle all over your wiggle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone was murdered by a cow, we will investigate the story, A listener calls in for a private show, back in time with the garden hose follow up, and the dangers of being a YouTube baby. Jimmy crack porn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss the strange habits we all seem to have, disposing of old credit cards, and a visit from DEMITRI OLIO the annoying ice cream guy! Bless my backwoods OFF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's guest is funnylady Deven Green, full of outrageous stories, insights, and words you have never heard before. Nutterlicious!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, it's mail sent in from the Pavement Pounders! I read your compliments, jabs, insults, praise, and silliness, all on today's show. Maybe you'll even hear one of your own letters. Enjoy. Sally had a sandblast!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amazingly we made it to 500. My vacation is over and we are back with a big show, #500!! Today we will talk about how we got here, some fun summertime stuff, a call from Aunt Ruthie, and sadly, George Michael from WHAM calls in to wish me congratulations and ends up wrecking the show!! Thanks to all for being here for 500. Snark your flark!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

Last flashback show for awhile gang! My vacation is over and NEW shows resume on Monday, sweeeeet. But enjoy this classic never placed in the archives! And have a happy burnt onion day!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enjoy another quality FLASHBACK show as work begins on NEW episodes COMING SOON!!! Hooooraayyyyyyy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

STILL ON VACATION GANG...IT'S SUMMER FOR GOSH SAKE!!! Ne epps will be up soon but meanwhile enjoy the early shows that never made it into the archives!!! LAUGH, BABY < LAUUUUGGGHHH!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still on vacation gang, but I promise, these lost shows are every bit as succulent as the current ones. Will be back in studio with fresh shows soon!! Enjoying my vacay!! Harland~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey crease!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey FEET!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Slowly catching up on all 41 shows that never made it into the archives! Enjoy landlubbers!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices