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An unwanted visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes, also the 1st Xmas song of the season, smashing booze on boats, and the strange customs we have with our friends and family. Button down the bongo drums!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has an encounter with a wild forest critter who isn't to pleased to see him. Delicious styles of JERKY. And a dangerous new "game" called the Knockout Game. Unwrap my minnow trap!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes it is here, the 59th Annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade! We are going live to the streets where John Walters and John Starter, call the parade, commenting on all the glorious floats coming down the street. Also a bunch of other Thanksgiving stuff and... the Turkey Song. Giblet my nibblet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Story of savage musical instrument attack, the art of waving while driving, what is Silica, and is it tougher to be a boy or a girl? Cortex my vortex!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live Coach Debbie Thymer takes calls about Obamacare, also, are people treated nicer when they die? Nasal colds and the hell they provide. Fish for a dish!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As requested, Flashback show on our way to catching up on the first 42 that were never posted. Enjoy Pilgrims!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sadly Cinnamon Boy comes to the studio today, ugggg, also there's been a critter kidnapping, Obamacare rollout failure, and Halloween madness. Phone my bone!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hear Harland yukking it up on a morning radio interview, follow up call from Pavement Pounder, fun at the Wal-Mart, and some very hungry bugs in your house. Jiggle my piggle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael calls in with a Halloween update, the outrage over banned costumes, and a Pavement Pounder calls in with a bunch of important questions. Burn my urn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie calls in to Harland's answering machine, we also have callers telling penis secrets, and Harland spends an afternoon hanging out with a baby. Sweet curved out car parts!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, it's the scary Halloween show with a visit to my boss Mr. Featherstone, a frightening SWINGERS party, a poem by MR. SCARY, and a horrible visit from TIMMY the campfire kid! Help my yelp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot drops by to annoy me today, as well we discuss a real cute pet story. Also, my final interview segment with actor, comedian, JIM CARREY is played, we joke around but also hear some deeper thoughts from Jim. Crush my crab shack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland sits down with his boss Mr. Featherstone, a song that helps with the human condition, and, why do people hate Wal-Mart? Burp my slurp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Many men find the need to stick their penis into things that ain't meant to be stuck, OUCH! Also, a 10 year old asks about the safety fom terrorists in the U.S.A. Blacken my catfish!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Counting down to show #42, here is another early pod that was never posted in the archives. Blink it and stink it!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does a late night Podcast after hanging out on the Sunset Strip with his buddy Matt. The talk turns to girls, sports, and general abuse of each other. Finger lickin good! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In keeping up with the oldies that were never posted, here is another of the early shows! ENJOY < BOY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss the danger of Government shut down, shopping for giant dicks, Ronald Regan construction Co. and calls from Pavement Pounders. Slip on my slop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Somebody has been peeing through their roof, we discuss horrid diseases, a nice call from a Pavement Pounder, and the sad state of violence in the world today. Block my blanket!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot drops by for an annoying visit, songs that remind of us of our broken hearts, supercollider science, and a new way of getting drunk. Crack a crisp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have actress and model Julia Voth co-hosting the show today where we talk about cat walking, mars, and testicles. We also play the podcast game sensation TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sweet celery slap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever find something disgusting in your food? Today we discuss. Also a Pavement Pounder calls in and tells me she LOVES me, and QUEEN ELIZABETH calls in to discuss the Royal baby, Sweet tender twinkle teeth!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An extended interview with one of the funniest guys I know, ANCHORMAN 2 star David Koechner. Today we talk about all kinds of important topics, get to know David and his work a little better, and also play the exciting Podcast game TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sunny side slorp!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A phone call from the star of new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL calls in to discuss the hilarious new show, also a story about a man who passes out on a plane, and another desperate voice mail from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE. Sugarcoat my castle moat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Harland talks about his new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL, Also, the plight of the homeless, and one of the must frustrating knobs in technology history. Scrabble my babble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices