Hard Factor

A former Nevada assembly-member has come out alleging that Joe Biden is overly-handsy, and now people are compiling the extensive evidence… Recent decisions at airports to ban Chick-fil-A from the premises have many crying bigotry. We're pretty sure that these airport owners are bigoted towards customers not being able to eat on Sundays. A man in Australia sued for over $1 Million for being repeti...

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Theresa May said she will step down as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom if her Brexit proposal passes. Essentially everyone hates Theresa May, and she's all "you want me to quit? I'll quit" JUST like Robert The Bruce in Braveheart, but you gotta fight for her one last time (in reality Robert Bruce became the King of Scots, at least according to Mel Gibson's history book). Donald Trump and...

An Arby's manager from Tulsa Oklahoma is being charged with 1st degree murder after chasing down a customer who spit in her face during an altercation at her restaurant.  The 25 year old woman allegedly chased down the man in her car and shot him in the torso with her unlicensed .45 caliber handgun.  She then returned to work as if nothing happened...what a hard worker!!! Little update from Capito...

Michael Avenatti is a world class scumbag. The guy doesn't pay child support, rips off every business partner he ever had, makes an announcement saying he's no longer defending porn stars, and now it turns out embezzled money from his client, falsified tax returns and extorted NIKE (Allegedly). This greasy bald bastard is facing up to 97 years in prison and our thoughts are just hook is ass off th...

The Mueller Report is finally done. While the entire report hasn't been provided yet, a summary from the Attorney General indicates there will be no formal charges for collusion or obstruction coming for the President. The report also contains other details about how Russia did indeed seek to influence the 2016 election. A cruise ship in Norwegian waters (first of all, why are people doing March c...

Authorities seized 1,000 lbs of cocaine at a port in Philadelphia and coke heads in Philly are probably not happy about it.  The combined street value of the bust was 18 million dollars, but was not nearly the biggest bust in our great countries history.  In 1989 a warehouse in CA was busted with 21 tons of cocaine inside, at the time it had a street value of 6 billion. A woman who adopted 7 child...

Florida prosecutors are offering Bob Kraft an essential draw, by giving him the option to get off on all blowjob charges, with some minor penalties, if he simply admits that if he were to go to trial that he could possibly be found guilty.  If Kraft were to take the deal he would be subjected to community service, some bullshit education classes on prostitution, and would have to pay court fees.. ...

California Congressman Devin Nunes has been getting owned so badly on Twitter by a guy pretending to be his Mom and by someone pretending to be his cow, and he's now suing the social media platform for $250 million for being bullies and for being hypocrites. Hey Nunes, how about you come on the show otherwise we are going to start busting your balls on Twitter something we both know you don't want...

EggBoi, of New Zealand, smashed an egg over NZ Senator Fraser Anning's head, and the internet went wild! Fraser claims that the link between muslim immigration and violence are undeniable… in the wake of the Christchurch mosque shootings. No matter how you fee about that, head over to the store to buy your UNBREAKABLE charity tee to support the victims of the shooting that claimed 50 lives. Former...

The scandal that is shocking some, and not surprising to most who know how rich people operate, has many stars being named for paying off college coaches, as well as manipulating ACT and SAT scores to get their privledged kids into the college of their liking.  We take a look at just how this scheme was operated, who was involved and most importantly, what is the link to Olivia Jade's Instagram pr...

On today's Hard Factor we talk to our first Congressman, and maybe our first Nickelback fan, Representative Rodney Davis from Illinois.  We discuss his new found fame after his hilarious interaction about his favorite band on the House floor, his love of Budweiser Beer, his stance on legalizing marijuana, and if he has ever made love to a Nickelback song.  Overall a great guy and we cannot wait to...

Look we've all said some things we regret or maybe don't even regret but wish not everyone heard right? We just probably haven't all done it on a shock jock radio host who arranged for his wife to fuck the Hulkster on camera's radio show for five straight years. Tucker comes off as a real asshole but the real story here is that the Hulk has a hammer and everyone that he leg dropped probably has CT...

Plane travel takes a trip to the Soft Corner, as an Ethiopian Air flight crashed over the weekend despite being one of Boeing's latest models, and another Boeing Turkish Air flight experienced turbulence so bad that it broke bones and sent several to the hospital. New reports point out that Mark Zuckerberg spends almost $20 Million a year on personal security for him and his family. As you might i...

On Today's BONUS Episode of Hard Soft Factor… ALL SOFT CONER FRIDAY Utah 4th grade teacher who made a kid wash off his ash Wednesday forehead – you're in the soft corner. R. Kelly – obviously you're in the soft corner. Also probably hell (soon). Elon Musk haters & the former Soviet Union – get in the corner. Canadian scammers who ripped off a bunch of geriatrics – soft corner. Learn more about you...

The Canadian government is in “shambles” because Canucks are so darn moral. Apparently Canada's favorite son (and possibly the son of one or more members of The Rolling Stones) has been pressuring cabinet ministers to give a break to massive engineering company SNC-Lavalin – who has apparently been doing some shady things in Libya. SNC-Lavalin happens to be one of the biggest employers for the peo...

A 65 year old man shot an Amazon delivery driver after the delivery driver parked in a handicapped spot and then tried to beat the old man's ass for confronting him about it.  The old man then fled to a nearby Famous Foot Wear where he was apprehended by police, perhaps looking for a faster pair of shoes to escape with. A Sioux Falls, South Dakota High School is in some hot water after putting on...

Sorry for the obnoxious title. Hard Factor has yet to attend blogger school. Let's get into today's news. It seems like the Mueller investigation is ending, although who really knows with that thing. So what's next, we just return to normal, roll up the sleeves and get to work?  Apparently not.  The House of Representatives is about to launch a very long and tedious brand new investigation against...

Elon Musk's SpaceX team becomes the first commercial spacecraft to dock at the International Space Station, while new imagery from Mars confirms an ancient network of above and below-ground lakes that point to potential life in the planet's past. Listen to learn how Elon is inching closer toward the eventual goal of sacrificing humans to his Martian gods. The Colorado jogger who claimed he had kil...

On todays episode we give you some of the softest shit we heard all week, including a lady who called the cops on a guy because his dog humped her dog.  An Arizona town that threatened to throw a 12 year old girl/journalist in jail for two years because she filmed the town's Sheriff and posted it on the internet, and tons of other soft shit.  Thank you to everyone who wrote reviews and made our FR...

On Todays Hard Factor.... Michael Cohen testified in front of the House Oversight and Reform Committee today, and all we really learned is that Cohen is a jealous ex-girlfriend that got his day to talk shit about his ex.  This known liar is going to jail and wanted to dick punch Trump before he goes, and that he did. Marty Mush joins us to talk about his good luck gambling bird, Rudy.  We also tal...

Donald Trump's former personal attorney and fixer Michael Cohen was officially disbarred yesterday by the New York State Supreme court. If you're confused WHICH later-middle-aged-white-dude-w/-a-legal-degree-who-served-our-president-Michael-Cohen-is... don't feel bad, we're not quite sure either. A tag team mother daughter murderous duo in Bucks Country, Pennsylvania killed five family members in...

When you're Donald Trump, life is not boring, but some weeks are crazy even for him, and on those weeks, we like to give a 'Trumpdate.' This week, there is a new sexual assault accuser, Trump is beefing with large Knicks fan and tiny individual/Oscar winner Spike Lee.  Oh yeah, also the North Korea Summit Part Duex is happening this week. Guess what, another Tesla caught on fire. After a man drove...

PETA lands directly in the soft corner after trying to take a shit on Steve Irwin's grave on his birthday. This comes right on the heels of them trying to take on Marty Mush over the treatment of his bird, Rudy. R Kelly wasn't able to make his $100K payment on his $1 Million bond. Apparently loads of overdue child support payments, and other terrible financial decisions, have left him far less wea...

On Today's Hard Factor... All the Soft Pieces of * From the Week  We are throwing anti-vaxxers right in the soft corner.  Anti-vaxxers make vegans look like the Fonz.  Shocker, there are a a ton of anti-vaxxers in Portland, Oregon.  Hey all you anti-vax parents, give your kids vaccinations. Our ancestors have been working their dicks off to create these fucking vaccinations and it's a miracle they...