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The best duo in the podcasting business come together once again to talk about important things, like shooting Jedi with guns and slapping comedians.

The Crystax cling to what little hope they have against the absolute onslaught of the Zedran fleets. Luckily their brilliant and handsome leader of the shadow council has a couple more tricks up their sleeve…after putting us all here in the first place by their horrid managerial skills.

In traditional Fiery Biscuits fashion we discuss if spices became anthropomorphic, which ones we would smash or pass. The Gf also calls our Russia and abuses me. Also Steve Jobs kicks down our door from playing a copyrighted song on my podcast that’s hosted on Apple Podcasts.

Tensions rise between the Crystax and the entirety of the rest of the universe as we meet the rest of the spacefaring aliens. We also try our best to build all of the spaceports and an extreme electric pulse comes from the ominous gateway, putting our home planet, Game Gear, in dire jeopardy! This whole episode is an utter catastrophe.

This episode was action packed! We run into other intelligent life in the universe, Skelly goes on a suicide mission INTO the mysterious gateway and for the first time in Crystax history we move some dragon boys onto a brand new planet, planet Skittles.

In the next thrilling installment of the Crystax takes over the galaxy, they slowly expand their borders while the ominous gate keeps being ominous. Lots of scientific discoveries happen too but more importantly I rant about everything.

After a big poll of what my next audio only let’s play should be, Stellaris came out on top! Now let’s see how many episodes it takes for me to inevitably cause the extinction of our dragon aliens known as the Crystax. Either from my own negligence or the giant mysterious gateway in our home solar system.

I’m coming up on the tail end of my stardew valley obsession I think so I haven’t been playing as much but BOY has some things happened. A mysterious war veteran, a dwarf and SKELETONS. (Also I’m partly sick and stuff so this one is very low energy and bad)

Another Stardew Valley update just for Dragoon. It’s winter, I started dating someone and I mastered fishing! And Christmas is upon us.

The GF and I discuss in depth what superhero’s and villains we’d smash or pass. That’s it, that’s the episode.

This was very impromptu. Ghostwire Tokyo Prelude came out and we sat down to play it and it both occurred to us it would make a good podcast episode and our first LP so we just went for it. Spoiler, the game is pretty sick.

Honestly it’s been several days since we’ve recorded this and I don’t remember everything we talked about but we bounce from topic to topic like ping pong, enjoy.

The finals for the next LP is upon us and it’s between Stellaris, the grand strategy juggernaut in space and Dragon Crystal, a relatively unknown Game Gear dungeon crawler rpg, clearly the underdog in the fight. Vote which one you wanna see (or rather hear) on Twitter @deejvol2. I also talk about Sifu, a Witcher 3 fanfic I’m writing, and give Stardew Valley updates.

I was tasked with growing 100 yams and some juicy gossip happened that I HAD to talk about. Lewis is a freak. Plus the Stardew Valley Fair happened and I crushed it.

I couldn’t stop thinking about Streets of Rage 2 so here’s more of it plus, help me pick my next audio only let’s play! Narrowed it down to 6 games. I also ramble on and on about Elden Ring and some quests I did in The Witcher 3, spoiler alert I threw a baby in an oven.

We cover a lot of topics in this episode and also play pure pool at the same time. I show off my acting skills and we talk about what Pokémon we would smash or pass and the cool Witcher 3 play that we watched. Among other things that I can’t fully remember.

I give a quick tour of my farm in Stardew Valley and introduce my cat and two chickens and talk about the mysteries of Stardew Valley, plus my love interest and spilling ALL the tea on the town gossip.

My friend in discord suggested playing Streets of Rage 2 on the podcast so I did! I’ve only played the first game so this was completely blind but first impressions, I like it. Very good music.

The “next gen” patch for Cyberpunk 2077 came out, adding new apartments, some new weapons and bug fixes. Actually a pretty big list of things they added and twerked. I haven’t seen this much tweaking since I first installed TikTok. Let’s review it.

Listen to me go in depth about the Dark Soul series (Souls Series? Soulsborne Series? Did we decide what to call it yet?) as I rank them from best to worst and analyzing what makes a good Souls game. You’re gonna get mad.

The GF and I take turns playing Pac-Man to see who gets the highest score while talking about current events, like the guy selling his kidney for an NFT or that weird Anti-Work Reddit mod.

The GF and I talk about 5 of our favorite games. That’s the episode but I have a 4 thousand character limit. I’m gonna write a short story to put here. The Dramatic Pong Championship of 1973 The backsplash of high rises against the deep blue afternoon. Competition was the coming storm, filling the air with electricity. Today was the single, biggest event, possibly of all time in the history of man...

This was recorded over the span of several months in little increments. I also never planned any of it. It’s a mix of interviewing my girlfriend, random conversations with her and stuff. Theres 5 minutes of us rating names for boobs, after that the interviews start. Enjoy.

Finally, the start of my next audio only let’s play and it’s on The Warlock of Firetop Mountain for Switch. It’s essentially a choose your own adventure book x dungeons and dragons. We’re going in with Alex of Blacksand (super good name) and I’m not very subtle.

Listen to me play Breath of the Wild and try to find this fish boys wife while I ramble about things like the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Jingle All The Way, the most underrated game of the PS4 generation, the happy holidays vs merry Christmas debate and SO MUCH MORE!