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With the wars dying down, a new war sprung up and it was a war of information! I’ve learned about spies and nothing will ever be the same again with the existence of interstellar dragon spies. We’ve also started development on gateway research into transversing said gateways, exciting! I also talk about Team Fortress 2 and real deep dive of Dishonored lore. Also also shout out to the Paradox emplo...

We were bored and decided to copy a tiktok trend we saw of a guy playing cards against humanity with his cat. Basically reading the card and having his little kitty pick one at random as a response. Hilarious things ensue.

It took me three days to put this together but it’s finally here, the grand finale of Dragon Quest! We finish up finding everything we need, getting better gear multiple times and traversing the Dragonlord’s castle in hopes of saving the world! Big shout out to my friend Ginormous for giving me the game!

I spent off time talking to every NPC in every town, piecing together what to do and I found a lead! I travel around the world several times in this episode alone and I talk about things like Josh Strife Hayes and his Pokémon Red video essay along with the Gothic series and Skyrim.

I’m alive! And we’re back with Dragon Quest where I unveil that I’ve been grinding off recording, throw myself at the green dragon several times again while I talk about cool things like the movie Sorry To Bother You, my new blog and book plus The Division mobile game and the complete ball drop that is Skate free to play.

Continuing our journey to save the world or something we run around almost aimlessly talking about things like Anger Foot, Rainbow Six 3 and how GOOD RESIDENT EVIL 4 IS DRAGOON WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. We also run into a real life dragon!

This episode takes some wild twists and turns, to the point where I’d hate to spoiler any of it so I’ll just give you the bare bones description, Amelia and Ruka set off from Squin in search of adventure and run into a rather dashing wandering assassin.

We find ourselves barricades inside the workshop of the prison with rampaging zombies outside waiting to tear our faces off. Stuck between concrete walls and metal bars we strike a plan, we need to build a primitive rock drill, but first we need to find a razor and we saw one sharing a cell with a hulking zombie boy.

A friend hooked me up with this game and I promised to do some content on it and I’m glad I did because Dragon Quest is kind of great! I’m a descendant of a bloodline of heroes and I have to save the world but instead I went to a new city and paid a girl to puff puff me.

After years of consuming Kenshi content I can finally make my own in the form of a mini series, and like my other AOLPs, I suck at the game and chaos is surely coming! Take a journey with me, Amelia Earhart, as she awakens in a hostile world of dust bandits, rouge skeleton robots and monsters of all shapes and sizes while we’re nearly penniless and alone.

Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead is a special game where anything can happen and the only thing certain is death, we’ll be trying our best to avoid that. Here’s the beginning of a new mini series where we begin our life as Berthold Fox, a convict in prison at the end of the world. The apocalypse is upon us and our harsh prison life just got worse! Before, we worried about getting shanked in the yard and...

In the final installment of the Crystax journey through the galactic community, will they finish their research to open the mysterious gateway in their home system? Will they enact even more revenge of the Zedron or even Beldross? Will they fight for their independence against the Katzna? Find out now!

With the Crystax’s back pushed in the corner, the chips down so low they’re sharing space with the core of Game Gear, they showed what it means to be a galactic CRYSTAL DRAGON! Also with a pinch of sweet revenge and future plans of domination. The come back is real and it’s in motion.

The gf and I play the new Fall Guys free to play attempt and boy do we suck. LOUD AUDIO WARNING. We also talk twilight and the new Sims 4 werewolf expansion.

This might be the beginning of the end. With our economy in the worst state it’s been in the history of our spacefaring species and fighting yet another invasion of an alien menace, our trusty leaders dying and our secret shadow council not being nearly as powerful as we thought, the end is approaching but we’re proud crystal dragons and we won’t go down without a fight.

The economy is on the brink of collapse, our scientists are working on the most important research but very very slowly and the Zedron are still war hungry. But we do have destroyers and an over talkative shadow council that’s more interested in talking more depth about Dishonored lore and Torchlight 2, with a dash of Sonic Frontiers on the side.

Objection! The gf and I talk about a lot of dumb topics in this one, from Harry Potter to entire movies in gif form, confusing Xboxes and of course, Torchlight.

The Crystax face their own apocalyptic event in the form of more wars, while I talk about the movie Don’t Look Up, my obsession with Torchlight 2 and the abysmal Alex Kidd. Among other things. We’re back baby.

The gf and I haven’t been able to fully sit down and record a full episode so in the last couple of months we’ve recorded a total of, like, 4 minutes of the podcast so I mixed that with some old clips we never got around to using and made this bonus-ish episode. It’s a mess and it’s all over the place and I’m not even sure what’s all here, enjoy.

I’m sorry for the lack of content but here’s a review for Blasphemous, the Metrovania/Dark Souls 2D side scroller. Less of a review and more of a delusional rant fueled by anxiety and insomnia.

It’s the Dragonball Z episode, that’s it, that’s the description…but also we’re reforming our government finally along with our fleets, there’s mysterious sapphire monsters in the deep reaches of our space and you’ll never ever guess what happens yet again.

With the war over the Crystax empire was in shambles, but not destroyed. It’s time to rebuild and finally install the regenerative hill tissue on our ships! While I talk about Yu Yu Hakisho and Halo. Also we have Starholds and they’re glorious.

As the second great war rages on the Crystax don’t cower, they fight head on and bravely but with the odds so heavily stacked against them, will this be the end? Not to mention as the brave Crystax are dying the leader of the cunning shadow council is just in his room raving about Urbz Sims in the city, Sonic Origins, a story of a time traveler and memes on the internet.

After an extended hiatus the Crystax return in a blaze of glory and horrible managerial skills! Old threats rear their ugly heads once again, we STILL haven’t finished researching regenitive hill tissue and we name more planets after obscure Sega games.

I’m finally getting a grasp on these new mechanics as I take our war torn Crsylax empire and try my best to not only rebuild the economy, but have it flourish. I also talk about weird food combos and team fortress 2, good episode, very chill.