Halloweeners: A Horror Movie Podcast

Buckle up, piggies, this week we’re talking MISERY, based on another Stephen King classic! Kira reminds everyone to wipe their DNA on everything (it’s not what you think…) and Cody explains how eyes bleed. Get ready for WAY more singing than you’d think this movie would warrant! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. O...

Grab your pink taser, we’re talking the new Netflix film CAM! Cody recounts Waffle House horror stories and Kira ponders a flip phone. Life is scary and there’s robots! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and he...

Grab your sack masks and stay out of the ocean, we’re talking the 2007 Spanish film THE ORPHANAGE (EL ORFANATO)! Come for the ghost children, stay for our Shape of Water shade. Kira gets defensive about her grade school French lessons while Cody struggles to count. Sometimes, you gotta believe in shit! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twi...

Get out your Scrabble boards because we’re talking ROSEMARY’S BABY! Cody is unsurprisingly excited about Ruth Gordon’s performance and Kira gushes about her favorite iconic character from this classic movie: Mr. Nicklas, of course! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompei...

It’s the movie everyone and their mother is tweeting about (get it?!), it’s BIRD BOX! And we are chirp-chirp-chirpin’ about all sorts of things in our little box. Cody screams his John Malkovich impression and Kira talks a whole lot about Dumplin’. We also have some lyrical analysis of the Thong Song, just like you all wanted! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Hallowee...

Hang those stockings with care and unplug the phones, we're talking about the original BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974)! And there's a lot to be holly jolly about here. What other podcast has discussions on feminist theory AND improvised songs about Big Dick Energy? Kira brags(?) about her GPA and Cody forgets facts about Jesus on his birthday. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow...

WE’RE BACK, BABY! And oh how sweet it is, because we’re talking about CANDYMAN! Strap in for some local Chicago politics, chain emails, and Phantom of the Opera. This episode also features lots of input from our theme music composer Zack aka Apres Pompeii. Listen along as he explains home construction techniques to a completely clueless Cody and Kira! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@hey...

Crack those bones and make sure you’re stretched, we’re talking the new SUSPIRIA (2018)! Cody can’t stop clapping and Kira can’t stop giving suspect financial advice as they tackle this twisty-turny and truly batshit movie. Get ready for some great moments in film! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In honor of the most wonderful day of the year, we decided to put out a special little mini-episode, but this time the microphone is on YOU! We asked friends and fans to send in any Halloween memories, feelings, moans or shouts they wanted to share. And boy, is it a scream! Happy listening and, again, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow...

Here we go again, it’s the new HALLOWEEN (2018)! And even though Michael may stab, can we truly say that he slays? Listen along as Kira feels her face and Cody tries to speak to the ghost of FDR. Everything you want from us is here: discussions of poorly-thought-out themes of female empowerment AND an impression of babies stacked on top of each other while wearing a trench coat. Also Zack, our the...

Are you ready, little jack-o’-lanterns? We’re doing the big one, it’s the original 1978 classic HALLOWEEN! Everything we’ve done in life has led to this moment. Cody is hyperventilating with excitement and Kira is all about those knife-as-phallus metaphors. Join the gang in reliving some happy old trick-or-treat memories! (They really were the best of times, huh?) Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) a...

Lace up those pointe shoes, we’re talking SUSPIRIA! The original from 1977! Kira doesn’t know who Debra Winger is and Cody stays on brand by SCREAMING about ballet. We give the performances of our lives in this episode by doing our best drunk impressions of...ourselves? Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme...

Start peeling off your mask of sanity, we’re talking AMERICAN PSYCHO! And ya’ll, we get REAL. Critiques of capitalism, male fragility, the privilege of wealth...it’s all here baby. Kira praises the movie for its female gaze and Cody wants to remind everyone that he’s really TOUGH. Hang on to your eyelids and eat the rich! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners...

Wrap those rosaries around your hand(?, we ain’t no Catholics), we’re talking the new release THE NUN! And we are NUN too happy. We have a lot of questions and the movie answers NUN of them. Listen along as we come up with a new way to heckle bad movies and sigh and groan a lot. Who needs appropriate accents in a movie set in Romania? Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow...

Ding dong, ding dong...oh, is that Big Ben? I think it is, because we’re talking THE CONJURING 2! Hop across the pond with us as Kira can’t help reminiscing about her Long Island roots and Cody calls Viola Davis by the wrong name (don’t worry, he’s going to jail). ALSO, we put on our ghost hunter hats and explore the actual Enfield haunting that inspired the movie! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91)...

Clap clap darlings, it’s THE CONJURING! And this week we’re just LIVING for the applause. Listen as Kira talks about the squatter’s rights of ghosts and Cody gives acting notes to the youngest daughter in the movie. AND they both give you their best Carol Channing impressions. What more do you need? Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitte...

Work on that vocal fry, ghouls, this week we’re talking about JU-ON: THE GRUDGE. Cody describes his ideal House Hunters home and requests that any ghosts just sign the damn lease! Meanwhile, Kira does her best to remember the order of events in the movie. And remember: Math, Not Meth! Message us with recommendations for your favorite horror/slasher/thriller/Halloween-vibing movie that doesn’t have...

Get your human sacrifice ready, we’re firing up THE WICKER MAN (1973)! Cody is super stoked because SURPRISE this movie is a musical (it’s true!), and Kira is also excited because it is basically The Lion King (not as true). Listen along as they chant all the livelong day! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our the...

Grab your coffin o’ cursed dirt, we’re talkin’ NOSFERATU. In between the ABBA references and the random exploration of Kira and Cody’s Judaic roots, we stayed sorta somewhat on track. And remember, this sure as HECK ain’t Dracula. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii...

Nothing says 90s nostalgia like MEAT HOOKS and LONG RAINCOATS. We’re talking the teen slasher classic(?) I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! And baby, the weather isn’t the only thing heating up. Cody literally loses his damn mind over 1997 Ryan Phillippe and Kira professes her love of Dave Matthews covers. Does this movie’s plot make any damn sense? Why does Johnny Galecki get unceremoniously bazing...

Check your calendars, we’re talking FRIDAY THE 13TH PART TWO! Is this movie just a repeat of the first one but with a slight increase in the budget? Listen and find out! Kira turns into a vaudeville-era ghost live on mic and Cody corrupts Let It Go. And for the life of them, neither can remember these damn characters’ names. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweene...

Oh no oh no oh no are those cellos? Better get out of the water because we’re talking JAWS. And boy oh boy, are our hosts in a silly mood. Kira yells at misogynistic Congressmen and Cody gives you an extremely uncomfortable whispery ocean sex fantasy. Beware of our Boston accents and musical improv! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitte...

Crack open your puzzle boxes and get your DICKS READY, we’re talking HELLRAISER! And honey, hell isn’t the only thing being raised. This week, Cody can’t stop moaning over lighting and Kira has questions about penis swaps. Come for the sex demon discussions, stay for the Little Shop of Horrors comparisons. WARNING: This is an especially sexually explicit episode. Play it for your kids so they can...

Get ready for tongue-clicks and some good ole family drama, we’re discussing HEREDITARY. Kira requests a simple brain transfer and Cody remains on-brand dropping facts about Matilda The Musical. We also write a new theme song mid-show! (Sorry Zack) Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pomp...

Tune up your theremins, we’re talking HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL. The original, baby! Listen along as Cody recreates a sexy Ghost Adventures fantasy and Kira asks if anyone else wants Vincent Price to pull their hair. Is this our hottest episode yet? Listen and find out...IF YOU DARE! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod....