Hallmark Snark

The most sympathetic Scrooge of all time encounters dozens of jerks and one physics-defying bunny. Also, tampons? And we introduce our new tiered ranking system for the season! Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

We are kicking off season four of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2022 preview special. Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

Snark Attack! Our leading female owns an unsuccessful toy store that’s sinking into the ocean. She’s betrayed by her friends who sell out to a man who works too much and has a shoplifting daughter. Sadly, there were no actual mermaids in this one.  Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventures into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook,...

This movie had one of the biggest plot holes of all time and was an ad for the worst ancestry/DNA website in the world.  We were on the edge of our seats waiting to see how it would all be resolved. Spoiler - they just ignored the results. Who needs science when you have photographs and scanadian love? Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Ch...

Angie, a successful neurosurgeon, realizes she shouldn't have focused on her career of saving lives, but rather spending more time with her family at Christmas.  Luckily a time traveling train takes her back to common sense and the love of her life. Also, there's an actual Christmas magic worm hole in this one. Choo Choo!  Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, an...

This should have been a story about coyotes, but instead it was about marmots, lesbians, and parents who just want to retire.  Oh, and there was a man, Dylan, and a woman, Paige, who decided to go into business together and start dating after a week.    Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Faceb...

Olivia can taste dirt and Jack doesn't believe in diversifying crops.  Together, these two tree heads save the town's Christmas tree lighting from our first true Hallmark villain and his twin henchman.  Side note - neither you or me were in this movie, so the title confused us a lot.  Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  F...

We are kicking off season three of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2021 preview special.  Sadly there were not any Candy Cam Christmas balls this year.  Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

Welcome back to part two of #TheSnarkies , a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo.  Join us this episode as we award winners for many hilarious categories such as Best Bad Christmas Movie Bingo Movie, FA-LA-LA-LA Fashion Fails, Problematic Props, and finally crown the viewers' and editors' choice winners for M...

Introducing  #TheSnarkies , a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo.  Join us in this episode for part one of The Snarkies where we highlight the top snarkable moments of the season, reveal the most obvious COVID hair,  decide which Hallmark trend should retire, award longest movie title, and crown which Hallma...

In this royal holiday romp, everyone in the kingdom of Ancadia relearns a creepy and dark Christmas carol, while Lila teaches the future king, Whitaker, how to rule his land using a wishing horse.  Be sure to wait until the third time around on the carousel or your wish won't come true! Join us for Episode 17 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies....

When Cheryl goes back in the past, she fixes a Christmas tree topper and the love she never knew she always had. And all we have to say is poor Ms. Nelson.  Join us for Episode 16 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

When we first heard that KFC and Lifetime joined together to create a mini movie we didn't think it was real.  It was and it was delicious. Join us for this ridiculous and tasty bonus episode as we meet Harland Sanders as played by Mario Lopez.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.  

While we didn't get the cozy murder mystery the title suggestions, we are left wondering why Kayleigh picks a stalker boss over her ex, a high school sweetheart of 22 years (we did the math), even if he has commitment issues.  Join us for Episode 14 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitte...

If you found yourselves lost and confused in this made-for-TV Wizard of Oz Christmas romance, you are not alone.  In this episode we try to make sense of one of the most confusing Hallmark Christmas movies ever made. Join us for Episode 13 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.  

A retired park ranger runs a surprise inn into the ground, while his family puts on an immersive theater experience for their two guests. We are joined by @realdonnywood this week as we snark on Five Star Christmas. Join us for Episode 12 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

As the result of a head injury during a TWO-MILE, three-legged-wreath-race, Mr. Brian Bright miraculously falls in love with Christmas and his rigid co-host, Ms. Melissa Merry. And in honor of Snarksgiving week, we are joined by Tara's brother, Seth, and sister in-law, Caroline.  Nothing says family like lovingly snarking together. Join us for Episode 11 of our snarky adventure into watching, disc...

Tara and Austin bring you their definitive rankings for both the Hallmark's Countdown to Christmas and Miracles of Christmas premieres.  Whether you need help deciding which movies to catch up or want to argue the veritable merits of The Angel Tree, there's something here for everyone.  From our home to yours, we wish you a very merry Snarksgiving!   Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram...

Let's be clear - We came for the gay and stayed for the magic.  We also humbly demand that Handsome Justice and Marvelous Jim get their own spin off shows. Join us for Episode 9 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

The hills are alive with the sound of Christmas Markets and imposter children.  You'll definitely want some strudel after watching this Rick Steves adventure through Vienna. Join us for Episode 8 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

An impulsive internet journalist is convinced that people would rather read about an old ring than take a quiz to find out which reindeer they are.  We rooted for the quizzes and sided with the "villainess" boss in this one. Join us for miniEpisode 7 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitt...

After a woman clotheslines an unsuspecting man with a Christmas tree, she traps him in her guest house and they come up with the innovative idea to use "video chat" to bring people closer together.  Spoiler alert she definitely kisses a man in a christmas sweater in this one.  Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us...

App developers show us that extreme Christmas office decor is not safe and that there are a lot of #Hynies out there.  Also, meet Snowbow, the totally not terrifying Christmas Clown (trademark pending). Join us for miniEpisode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.  Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

A plucky nurse/inn keeper's daughter eats a donut, and meets a grumpy prince, who suffers a footwear malfunction.  Meanwhile, the town's mayor and royal security guard are getting it on in the snow.   Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

In this very special Snark Attack episode, Austin learns how to pronounce pianist, Tara declares her undying love for Luke MacFarlane, and we discuss Margot's thick hands. Join us for miniEpisode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.