Halfway to Heroes - A D&D 5e Actual Play Podcast

Before they were the Refundables, they were just some idiots in detention. It's Year 1 at Scrimore Academy, and Clyde, Ultrex, and Merlin have managed to land themselves in hot water with the one professor they absolutely cannot afford to cross, Professor Harwick, the no-nonsense PE teacher who controls the roster for the upcoming Scrimore Wrestling Tournament. Her terms are simple: clear the rats...

The party heads to The Dirty Waffle to meet Ulrich's parents and they learn that something is off in Busy Town. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ All of our links (LinkTree) Website and Merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tabletop Audio⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Sign up...

After surviving a brutal glass scorpion ambush in the desert, the party limps toward the deceptively cheerful Busy Town of Richard Derry. What awaits them is a hyper-labeled genie metropolis, an overly chipper guard rotation, a looming festival, and Ulrich’s deeply inconvenient family history. Nothing suspicious here. Probably. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long w...

With the mimics now prepped for war, it's time to hit the road. But as the crew rolls their magic handcar into the sun-scorched desert, they find themselves being stalked by something beneath the sand... Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! ⁠⁠⁠⁠bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord⁠...

With the mill ablaze, Goose Gang interrogates Fizzlepants about his motives. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! ⁠⁠⁠bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon⁠⁠⁠ Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord⁠⁠⁠ Twitter:⁠⁠⁠@HalfwayToHeroes⁠⁠⁠ Instagram:⁠⁠⁠@halfwaytoheroes⁠⁠⁠ Website:⁠⁠⁠www.halfwaytoheroes.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch Shop⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Table...

The Goose Gang confront Frizzlepants to finally get some answers. Drip gets hurt. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! ⁠⁠bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon⁠⁠ Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! ⁠⁠bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord⁠⁠ Twitter:⁠⁠@HalfwayToHeroes⁠⁠ Instagram:⁠⁠@halfwaytoheroes⁠⁠ Website:⁠⁠www.halfwaytoheroes.com⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch Shop⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tabletop Audi...

The gang heads into the forest in the direction of the town's old mill. They hope to find Fizzlepants and get some answers for the recent string of murders. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! ⁠bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon⁠ Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! ⁠bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord⁠ Twitter:⁠@HalfwayToHeroes⁠ Instagram:⁠@halfwaytoheroes⁠...

The gang's murder investigation gets even stranger when a second victim turns up, along with a single, mysterious metal cog. Between questionable detective work, overpriced mimic milkshakes, and Ulrich’s highly public bathroom choices, one thing is clear—this case is getting out of hand fast. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon W...

The gang begin their investigation into the mysterious death of Trixie the mimic. Detective Skeet is on the job. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com Merch Shop Tabletop...

After arriving at Whispering Pines our adventurers look for an authority figure to speak with about the prophecy, and what they can offer the town in return for their support. Drip squirts a lot. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHe...

The gang heads north to Whispering Pines, home of the mimics. Along the way there are pranks abound, and the adventurers make a new friend. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoher...

The Goose Gang have finally solved Longclaw Lagoon's stank problem and are ready to continue their tour of Severed Key. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com Merch Shop T...

The Goose Gang further deal with the stink plants before heading to the final floor of the lighthouse. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com Merch Shop Tabletop Audio Lea...

The Goose Gang further investigate the lighthouse and find a possible source of the smell. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com Merch Shop Tabletop Audio Learn more abou...

The Goose Gang browse some books in the light house that is plaguing Dirty Dan's Swamp. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com Merch Shop Tabletop Audio Learn more about y...

The Goose Gang explore the strange lighthouse that seems to be the source of the pollution and smell plaguing Dirty Dan's Swamp. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com Mer...

The Goose Gang meet some of the townsfolk in Longclaw Lagoon and try to find their leader. They're helped along the way by Drip's new best friend. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfw...

The Goose Gang head north to the swampy home of the Lizardfolk. Along the way they meet some interesting and helpful friends. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com Merch...

The Goose Gang battle the lobster monstrosity to attempt to win two alliances for the price of one, the goblinoids and the vampires. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com...

The Goose Gang prepare for their fight with the monster before stepping into the coliseum.  Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com Merch Shop Tabletop Audio Learn more abo...

The Goose Gang arrive at GooJuu to find it mostly empty and find out why the shipments of blood have stopped arriving. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes.com Merch Shop Ta...

The Goose Gang journey to Goojuu to investigate why the blood shipments have stopped making it to Misty Falls. They also talk to a goat. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwaytoheroes...

The Goose Gang finally make it to Misty Falls and meet with the leader of the vampires. They find the vampires to not quite be in fighting shape. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:www.halfwa...

The Goose Gang make their way toward Nocturne Castle to parlay with the vampires. Standing in their way is a near impassable mountain range and a blizzard. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes Website:...

The Goose Gang investigate the school and find that it's not entirely abandoned. They try to discover what is going on and if they're going to have to switch plans. Like what you hear and want to support the show? Even $1 goes a long way for us! bit.ly/halfwaytopatreon Want to hang out with the cast? Come join our Discord! bit.ly/halfwaytodiscord Twitter:@HalfwayToHeroes Instagram:@halfwaytoheroes...