Half-Ass Movie Podcast

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce but that doesn't mean the love stops- it only has just begun as this week we check out the Harley Quinn Valentine's Day Special on HBO Max. Executive Producers: Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The D...

This week on HMP our supporters over at Patreon.com/HMP have voted and told us that this week we shall review Guy Richie's The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015). Executive Producers: Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (Kin...

This week we are short one Sean but we shall soldier on because this week we headed out to the theaters to see the latest MCU film in the new Marvel Phase launch with Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantamania. Executive Producers: Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Over...

This week the boys of HMP observe another yearly tradition during February to watch another in the Lone Wolf and Cub Series. This year- the fourth installment: Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in Peril.  Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Ste...

This week the boys of HMP check out the first three episodes of THE LAST OF US on HBO. Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudill   New Dirty Baby March- SHOP HMP! Follow Us on T...

This week the boys of HMP asked our supporters over at Patreon.com/HMP to vote and this month they told us that we should review HEAT VISION AND JACK, directed by Ben Stiller, starting Jack Black and Owen Wilson from 1999.   New Patreon Supporter- Richard C.- The Cowboy Astronaut   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Ba...

This week the boys of HMP take a look at another tv pilot that was never to be- with no Kevin Smith in sight, this week we talk CLERKS (Unaired Pilot- 1995 starting Andrew Lower, Jim Breuer, Bodhi Elfman and Keri Russell.   New Patreon Supporter- Whitney O- aka White Island   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), L...

This week the boys of HMP take a look at another failed Superhero TV Pilot in David E Kelly's WONDER WOMAN. Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudill   New Dirty Baby March- SHO...

This week the boys of HMP talk another doomed TV movie/pilot that never to be picked up to series in the Sam J Jones led THE SPIRIT (1987). New Patreon Supporter- Malcom D.- Fancy Claws   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King S...

This week our supporters over at Patreon.com/HMP have decided that we shall be reviewing RED 2 this week. Did we review this before? We don't THINK so, but who's to say- this show has been going on a long time.   New Patreon Supporter- Lon aka The Man Bat.   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jes...

This week the boys of HMP take a break from the Superhero fare and tell you about the top 10 movies from each of us that we saw in 2022. Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudil...

This week the boys of HMP take a break from the Superhero fare and tell you about the top 10 movies from each of us that we saw in 2022. Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudil...

This week the boys of HMP take a trip to the theater to see the LONG awaited sequel from director James Cameron- was it worth the wait? Is Avatar 2 twice as good as Avatar? New Patreon Supporter: Marty Bills aka The Wu-Tang Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of T...

This week the boys of HMP talk the first half of the new Netflix and Tim Burton combo of WEDNESDAY, staring Jenny Ortega. Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudill   New Dirty B...

This week the boys of HMP, under the guidance of the supporters over at Patreon.com/HMP, talk about the 2004 Steven Chow flick, Kung Fu Hustle.   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Al...

This week Adam and Bruce talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special now on Disney+.   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudill   New Dirty Baby March- SHOP HMP!   F...

This week the boys of HMP talk about Enola Holmes 2 on Netflix. Is this sequel to the Pandemic Hit hit as hard as the original? Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudill   New D...

This week the boys of HMP look at the sequel to Black Panther- Wakanda Forever. But can this series survive without Chadwick Boseman as the Black Panther?   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spid...

This week the boys of HMP take a trip outside the US as it's International November here on HMP and we start in Russia with MAJOR GROM: PLAGUE DOCTOR.   End Song: Space Oddity (Major Grom Edition) as sung by Adam Portrais- so no making fun!   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah...

This week the boys of HMP talk our Patreon Vote winner- Puppet Master!   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudill   New Dirty Baby March- SHOP HMP!   Follow Us on TikTok Check...

This week the boys of HMP head to the theater to see one of the longest gestating movies in DC History- Black Adam, starting Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee)...

This week the boys of HMP are joined in this special guests The All American Spookshow Podcast to talk DOCTOR GIGGLES from 1992. Will this unholy matchup last the episode?   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog)...

This week the boys of HMP talk the new Marvel Special Presentation of Werewolf by Night on Disney+.   New HMP'er- Mark T.- "The Whaler"   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudi...

This week the boys of HMP talk Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS.   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudill   New Dirty Baby March- SHOP HMP!   Follow Us on TikTok Check out Bruce'...

This week the boys of HMP end our Fantasy month with the first two episodes of GOOD OMENS on Prime.   Executive Producers: Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler), Matthew Schnapp, Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Larry Trujillo, Jessica Berry, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Brain Zee (Spider-Zee), Alex Caudill   Follow Us on TikTok Check out B...