Half-Ass Movie Podcast

This week we check out the Fantastic Four movie that had the most problems. But is this often maligned movie better or worse than you remember? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam...

This week we continue our Fantastic Four month with the sequel that would finally bring the Silver Surfer to the big screen….Galactus on the other hand….. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Support the show on Patreon Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Su...

This week, the boys of HMP start a month of Fantastic Four films leading up to the new release, THE FANTASTIC FOUR FIRST STEPS and there's no better way to start this series than with Original Roger Corman produced, THE FANTASTIC FOUR from 1994. The audio at the start of the show is rough for the first few min. Sorry in advance- it DOES get better. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick...

This week the boys of HMP close out Eddie Murphy Movies Month with COMING TO AMERICA. Is Eddie still knocking it out of the park? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Support the show on Patreon http://www.patreon.com/HMP Listen to the HMP Live Stream,...

This week we continue on with our 80's Eddie Murphy Month with THE GOLDEN CHILD from 1986. Is Eddie EDDIE yet? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBadLooking'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams, with Adam throughout the week.  YouTube ht...

This week, Adam, Sean and Bruce continue on our 80's Eddie Murphy Movies with Eddie's 2nd outing- this time with fellow SNL alum, Dan Aykroyd and Animal House and Blue Brothers director, John Landis. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice Be a Dirty Ba...

This week, as per our supporters on Patreon, we kick off our 80's Eddie Murphy Movies with the movie that started it all for Eddie- 48 HOURS with Nick Nolte, directed by Walter Hill. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice Support the show on Patreon  L...

This week we close out Much Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon with the role that, like it or not, would define Ralph Macchio's entire career. Is it a "Welcome home" or "Get off my lawn"? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Sean Scoots...

This week we continue on our Mucho Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon with a Macchio Movie that nearly anyone can agree on- MY COUSIN VINNY from 1992. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week we continue on our Mucho Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon with a Macchio Movie that few have seen, DISTANT THUNDER from 1988, co-staring John Lithgow. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean...

Our Much Ralph Ma(y)chio Marathon continues with CROSSROADS from 1986. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week we kick off this new month we like to call the Mucho Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon and we do so with Francis Ford Coppola's THE OUTSIDERS, starting Ralph Macchio and every 80's actor that would go on to being an icon. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin...

This week the boys of HMP wrap up our Gene Hackman Tribute Month with the movie that would send his star to the top with BONNIE AND CLYDE from 1967, directed by Author Penn. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All Amer...

This week the boys of HMP continue our Gene Hackman Marathon with THE QUICK AND THE DEAD (1995) directed by Sam Raimi.  Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week we continue on with our Gene Hackman Month with Tony Scott's Crimson Tide from 1994. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week the boys of HMP kick off a month of remembrance for one of the greatest to ever do it- Gene Hackman and we're starting with an early classic, THE CONVERSATION (1974), Directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HM...

This week Adam and Sean wrap up our Month of Nicholas Hoult, with 2022's THE MENU.  What do WE have to say about the movie about Food and Art and is it Art or Fart? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spoo...

This week we continue on our Nicholas Hoult series with YOUNG ONES from 2014 and this week on HMP- things get.....heated. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week the boys of HMP continue Nicholas Holt month with 2018's THE FAVOURITE.  Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon

This week the boys of HMP take on their 2nd in the new Nicholas Holt Series, with WARM BODIES from 2013. Are OUR bodies Warm or Cold with this Zombie Romantic Comedy? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon

This week, Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but we still kick off March with a BANGER of a movie in our new series, from our Patreon supporters who voted and told us they'd like us to check out the works of one Nicholas Holt and we kick is off with 2015's MAD MAX: Fury Road. Does this long awaited sequel hold up? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Kni...

This week the boys of HMP close out our month of The Song of Ke Huy Quan: A Ride Through One of Cinema's Great Stories, with the rarely talked about BREATHING FIRE from 1991, co-staring Bolo Young! This movie is bad.....but HOW bad? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad...

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce (with a FELDMAN movie, no less!) but we are here to continue on the Song of Ke Huy Quan in 1985's THE GOONIES. DO Goonies ever say die? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on Ti...

This week the boys of HMP head out to the theater to check out the latest film from Ke Huy Quan, LOVE HURTS. Sure, Love hurts, but did this movie leave us injured? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week the boys of HMP start a new month with a new theme: The Song of Ke Huy Quan: A ride through one of cinema's great stories. We start- at the start! This week we're talking Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, starring Harrison Ford, Cate Capshaw and introducing (our subject for this month) Ke Huy Quan as Short Round. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Der...