Hair It Ferst

What starts as a normal conversation somehow turns into: 🚢 Cruise ship nightmares 👽 Alien theories ♍ Zodiac compatibility 🪱 Parasite cleanses 💊 Hormone talk 😂 And complete squirrel-brain energy Welcome to Hair It Ferst. #FunnyPodcast #WomenWhoPodcast #CruiseStories #ConspiracyTalk #ComedyClips

One minute we’re discussing the moon landing… the next minute we’re talking about aliens, Kung Fu Panda, Harvard dreams, EpiPens, Disney trips, and conspiracy theories about literally everything. Typical Hair First Podcast behavior 🤷‍♀️ In this episode:  NASA & moon landing theories   Viral TikTok conspiracy culture   Big Pharma & natural health discussions   Could there be life beyond Ea...

This episode goes completely off the rails in the best possible way. The girls welcome “The Beard” to the podcast and immediately spiral into separate bedrooms, upside-down pineapples, first-date fistfight stories, camel attacks, conspiracy theories, and whether Garth Brooks might secretly be living a double life as Chris Gaines. Also discussed:  Why married couples may actually need separate bedr...

 This episode starts with tornadoes and totaled windshields… and somehow ends with Matthew McConaughey whispering everyone to sleep. The girls talk terrifying airline chaos, hotel sleep rituals, box fans in Dallas, hairstylist burnout, AI hair expectations, and why your stylist probably deserves a raise. Also: why every salon owner is one broken washer away from losing it completely. 

 In this episode, the ladies vent about clients texting at 1AM, grocery store consultations, and the emotional damage caused by people asking for appointments off the clock. Also included: crying dogs, disc golf shade, “meet and greet” panic, and a very serious discussion about slumber party sleeping arrangements in Dallas. 

One innocent conversation about a TikTok-famous rocker turns into one of the wildest Hair at First episodes yet. The girls discuss:  Why middle-aged women are obsessed with Youngblood   Rock stars from the ‘80s and ‘90s   Concert hookups and backstage chaos   Legal weed and parenting concerns   Social media rules for kids   Why today’s generation could never survive beauty school in the 2000s  And...

What started as tanning pools, Zoom-call disasters, and shaky pudding arms somehow turned into one of the realest conversations we’ve had yet. This week the girls talk burnout, friendship, negativity, learning to speak up, pandemic salon memories, and why finding your people matters more than ever. Also: Tessa may or may not have flashed a Zoom meeting once. Typical Hair It Ferst behavior.

 This week on Hair It First , we dive into greenwashing—what it is, why it’s everywhere, and how brands might be fooling you with “clean” claims. But don’t worry, we keep it real (and a little unhinged) with debates about flaming snack foods, a piece of toast that refuses to mold, and whether “ammonia-free” actually means anything. If you’ve ever questioned what’s really in your products—or just w...

 The girls kick things off planning their dream bunker (complete with slides and millionaire budgets), but quickly derail into a passionate—and hilarious—rant about hair products, buildup, and why mixing cheap shampoo with the good stuff is basically a crime. Come for the doomsday prep, stay for the unexpected masterclass in reading ingredient labels. 

 What do dolphins, NASA, and fraudulent Starbucks charges have in common? Absolutely nothing—and that’s exactly why this episode works. The girls spiral from wild dolphin conspiracy theories into heated debates about the moon landing, school half days, and the modern banking nightmare. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and unintentionally hilarious… just the way we like it. 

In this episode of Hair It Ferst, we’re diving into the product that brought us together—Fermaglo. From fermented ingredients to real results behind the chair, we break down what makes this haircare line different from anything else on the market. We talk about: What fermented haircare actually means Why “clean” products often don’t perform (and how this one does) Real transformations we’re seeing...

 This episode is a full-blown rollercoaster. From Tessa getting emotionally wrecked by a fake miniature cow situation (we’re still not over it), to Glowcon karaoke plans getting wildly out of hand, to a deep dive into ancestry surprises and family chaos—this one has it all. Oh, and somehow we end up researching “sex chocolates” and making it worse. As always, we promise nothing… except laughs, ove...

Grab a coffee and settle in with Tessa, Michelle, and Monica as they talk about the messy, funny, and meaningful moments that led them to join FermaGlo. Between allergies, motherhood chaos, and honest talk about clean beauty, this episode is a reminder that purpose can show up right when you need it most. ✨ Disclaimer: The hosts are not medical professionals. Nothing shared in this podcast should...

 This episode of Hair It Ferst starts off a little salty—but turns into a real, relatable conversation about life behind the chair. From Euchre nights and competitive game talk to parenting perspectives and salon boundaries, the girls cover it all. Plus, a deep dive into how different stylists approach consultations, communication, and techniques (including some surprising methods you won’t expect...

From meaty TikTok discoveries to full-blown industry rants, this episode takes off fast and never lands. We’re talking: Why hairstylists actually go to school (shocking, we know) The plastic-coated hair trend nobody asked for Why your foils are heating up And the reality of what’s actually in your “cheap” products Add in beef curtain jokes, hot tub chaos, and zero filters… and you’ve got yourself...

This episode serves up a conversation that’s unexpectedly meaty — and not just in the way you think. From side comments that spiral into full-blown debates to the kind of off-the-cuff remarks that only this crew can turn into comedy gold, the laughs just keep coming. It’s hearty, it’s hilarious, and yes… it gets a little meaty.

From menopause brain fog and forgotten leftovers to a car wreck, a hoodie-pocket “joint,” and the plot twist of the century (it was a French fry), this episode covers it all. The girls dive deep into the realities of working motherhood, impossible schedules, insurance runarounds, and why nine-to-five jobs don’t work for most moms. The conversation heats up with a brutally honest take on hairstylis...

What starts as a missing knuckle courtesy of a cheese grater turns into a wildly honest (and hilarious) conversation about tough love parenting, medical anxiety, clean products, and making real food at home. The girls swap stories about injuries, snow days, screaming kids, homemade dishwasher pods, simmer pots, butter-making, and why real food just hits different. It’s chaotic, educational, and pr...

It’s snowing, everyone’s exhausted, and patience is officially gone. In this episode, the girls are joined by fan-favorite Toni Vanschoyck for an unfiltered conversation about burnout, taxes, direct sales frustrations, disrespectful clients, parenting with boundaries, and why society desperately needs to toughen up a little. Somewhere between ranting about mental health days, cussing around kids,...

This episode goes from Super Bowl chatter straight into the deep end — division, disrespect, and why everything feels so damn hostile lately. The girls unpack how politics have crept into everything , from halftime shows to classrooms, parenting conversations, and friendships. Along the way, they share real-life stories about schools, social programs, homelessness, veterans, and the systems that f...

From Netflix documentaries and heart-stopping free climbs to Sons of Anarchy crushes and Yellowstone-level devotion, this episode goes everywhere-  fast. The girls talk about why protection feels sexy, why relationships aren’t 50/50, and how letting yourself soften can actually make a partnership stronger. Toss in some questionable serial killer logic, childhood sledding stories, lake-house karaok...

This week, the girls take a break from total chaos to talk about the very real opportunity that landed in their laps with FermaGlo — and why it actually makes sense. From clean, non-toxic hair care that finally works, to automated systems that do the techy stuff for you, Tessa, Michelle, and Monica break down what made them go all in. They rant about ingredient lies, auto-ship trauma, overpriced p...

What starts as a conversation about kids invading beds and husbands with lava-hot hands quickly turns into a wildly unhinged (and surprisingly deep) discussion about useless superpowers, horse-sized ducks, laser boobs, and autobiography titles that absolutely should not be published. Along the way, the girls open up about trauma responses, control issues, always being “the prepared mom,” and the e...

In this wildly off-the-rails episode, the girls recap holiday survival mode, losing track of time entirely, surprise favorite Christmas gifts, and the universal truth that when you’re done hosting; you’re done. They talk New Year’s goals, working through midnight for Fermaglo, falling down in underwear on Zoom, and clients who remind us that sometimes… you’ve earned the right to not care anymore....

This week, the girls open up for one of the most honest and emotional episodes yet — a real look into what life is like behind the chair . From the deep bonds they build with their clients to the stories they carry home at night, Tessa, Michelle, and Monica share what they wish every client truly understood. They talk about the way stylists grieve with you, celebrate with you, and become woven int...