Hair It Ferst

Before the science, the sentimentality: Michelle and Monica open up about the stuffed animals that survived childhood (and the ones that didn't, RIP Tessa's E.T. doll). Then the conversation turns to what actually matters for your hair — why FermaGlo's plant-derived polyquats and fermentation-assisted ingredients work with your hair instead of coating it in plastic like so many &quo...

Welcome back to Hair It Ferst, where today’s episode is brought to you by technical difficulties, questionable microphones, and the sheer determination to hit “record” anyway. This week, the girls attempt to record an episode while computers malfunction, microphones crackle, Tessa turns into a robot, then a chipmunk, Monica’s microphone is literally just for decoration, and Michelle’s laptop someh...

Nobody warned us that looking at your scalp under a microscope could be this humbling. Monica has officially entered her head-spa era, and she is discovering that people who think their hair is “really clean” may want to think again after seeing what’s happening underneath all that hair. The girls dive into scalp buildup, hair health, fermented products, and why your expensive salon color may be b...

Welcome to the McKinney, Texas edition of Hair It Ferst, where the furniture is being rearranged, the bar isn't open yet, everyone is recruiting new customers, and Tessa may or may not be one bad decision away from needing bail money. Ashley and Adam Cleaver join the conversation to talk about their journey with the company, the life-changing experience of discovering good shampoo, and what i...

 After six weeks apart, the Hair It Ferst girls are finally reunited—and apparently the first order of business is deciding who gets the blanket and who gets the fan. Monica is experiencing surgical menopause, Michelle is freezing, Tessa is trying to survive the chaos, and somehow the conversation goes from Five Below and karaoke road trips to surprise attacks via group text, espresso martinis, an...

What starts as a normal conversation somehow turns into: 🚢 Cruise ship nightmares 👽 Alien theories ♍ Zodiac compatibility 🪱 Parasite cleanses 💊 Hormone talk 😂 And complete squirrel-brain energy Welcome to Hair It Ferst. #FunnyPodcast #WomenWhoPodcast #CruiseStories #ConspiracyTalk #ComedyClips

One minute we’re discussing the moon landing… the next minute we’re talking about aliens, Kung Fu Panda, Harvard dreams, EpiPens, Disney trips, and conspiracy theories about literally everything. Typical Hair First Podcast behavior 🤷‍♀️ In this episode:  NASA & moon landing theories   Viral TikTok conspiracy culture   Big Pharma & natural health discussions   Could there be life beyond Ea...

This episode goes completely off the rails in the best possible way. The girls welcome “The Beard” to the podcast and immediately spiral into separate bedrooms, upside-down pineapples, first-date fistfight stories, camel attacks, conspiracy theories, and whether Garth Brooks might secretly be living a double life as Chris Gaines. Also discussed:  Why married couples may actually need separate bedr...

 This episode starts with tornadoes and totaled windshields… and somehow ends with Matthew McConaughey whispering everyone to sleep. The girls talk terrifying airline chaos, hotel sleep rituals, box fans in Dallas, hairstylist burnout, AI hair expectations, and why your stylist probably deserves a raise. Also: why every salon owner is one broken washer away from losing it completely. 

 In this episode, the ladies vent about clients texting at 1AM, grocery store consultations, and the emotional damage caused by people asking for appointments off the clock. Also included: crying dogs, disc golf shade, “meet and greet” panic, and a very serious discussion about slumber party sleeping arrangements in Dallas. 

One innocent conversation about a TikTok-famous rocker turns into one of the wildest Hair at First episodes yet. The girls discuss:  Why middle-aged women are obsessed with Youngblood   Rock stars from the ‘80s and ‘90s   Concert hookups and backstage chaos   Legal weed and parenting concerns   Social media rules for kids   Why today’s generation could never survive beauty school in the 2000s  And...

What started as tanning pools, Zoom-call disasters, and shaky pudding arms somehow turned into one of the realest conversations we’ve had yet. This week the girls talk burnout, friendship, negativity, learning to speak up, pandemic salon memories, and why finding your people matters more than ever. Also: Tessa may or may not have flashed a Zoom meeting once. Typical Hair It Ferst behavior.

 This week on Hair It First , we dive into greenwashing—what it is, why it’s everywhere, and how brands might be fooling you with “clean” claims. But don’t worry, we keep it real (and a little unhinged) with debates about flaming snack foods, a piece of toast that refuses to mold, and whether “ammonia-free” actually means anything. If you’ve ever questioned what’s really in your products—or just w...

 The girls kick things off planning their dream bunker (complete with slides and millionaire budgets), but quickly derail into a passionate—and hilarious—rant about hair products, buildup, and why mixing cheap shampoo with the good stuff is basically a crime. Come for the doomsday prep, stay for the unexpected masterclass in reading ingredient labels. 

 What do dolphins, NASA, and fraudulent Starbucks charges have in common? Absolutely nothing—and that’s exactly why this episode works. The girls spiral from wild dolphin conspiracy theories into heated debates about the moon landing, school half days, and the modern banking nightmare. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and unintentionally hilarious… just the way we like it. 

In this episode of Hair It Ferst, we’re diving into the product that brought us together—Fermaglo. From fermented ingredients to real results behind the chair, we break down what makes this haircare line different from anything else on the market. We talk about: What fermented haircare actually means Why “clean” products often don’t perform (and how this one does) Real transformations we’re seeing...

 This episode is a full-blown rollercoaster. From Tessa getting emotionally wrecked by a fake miniature cow situation (we’re still not over it), to Glowcon karaoke plans getting wildly out of hand, to a deep dive into ancestry surprises and family chaos—this one has it all. Oh, and somehow we end up researching “sex chocolates” and making it worse. As always, we promise nothing… except laughs, ove...

Grab a coffee and settle in with Tessa, Michelle, and Monica as they talk about the messy, funny, and meaningful moments that led them to join FermaGlo. Between allergies, motherhood chaos, and honest talk about clean beauty, this episode is a reminder that purpose can show up right when you need it most. ✨ Disclaimer: The hosts are not medical professionals. Nothing shared in this podcast should...

 This episode of Hair It Ferst starts off a little salty—but turns into a real, relatable conversation about life behind the chair. From Euchre nights and competitive game talk to parenting perspectives and salon boundaries, the girls cover it all. Plus, a deep dive into how different stylists approach consultations, communication, and techniques (including some surprising methods you won’t expect...

From meaty TikTok discoveries to full-blown industry rants, this episode takes off fast and never lands. We’re talking: Why hairstylists actually go to school (shocking, we know) The plastic-coated hair trend nobody asked for Why your foils are heating up And the reality of what’s actually in your “cheap” products Add in beef curtain jokes, hot tub chaos, and zero filters… and you’ve got yourself...

This episode serves up a conversation that’s unexpectedly meaty — and not just in the way you think. From side comments that spiral into full-blown debates to the kind of off-the-cuff remarks that only this crew can turn into comedy gold, the laughs just keep coming. It’s hearty, it’s hilarious, and yes… it gets a little meaty.

From menopause brain fog and forgotten leftovers to a car wreck, a hoodie-pocket “joint,” and the plot twist of the century (it was a French fry), this episode covers it all. The girls dive deep into the realities of working motherhood, impossible schedules, insurance runarounds, and why nine-to-five jobs don’t work for most moms. The conversation heats up with a brutally honest take on hairstylis...

What starts as a missing knuckle courtesy of a cheese grater turns into a wildly honest (and hilarious) conversation about tough love parenting, medical anxiety, clean products, and making real food at home. The girls swap stories about injuries, snow days, screaming kids, homemade dishwasher pods, simmer pots, butter-making, and why real food just hits different. It’s chaotic, educational, and pr...

It’s snowing, everyone’s exhausted, and patience is officially gone. In this episode, the girls are joined by fan-favorite Toni Vanschoyck for an unfiltered conversation about burnout, taxes, direct sales frustrations, disrespectful clients, parenting with boundaries, and why society desperately needs to toughen up a little. Somewhere between ranting about mental health days, cussing around kids,...

This episode goes from Super Bowl chatter straight into the deep end — division, disrespect, and why everything feels so damn hostile lately. The girls unpack how politics have crept into everything , from halftime shows to classrooms, parenting conversations, and friendships. Along the way, they share real-life stories about schools, social programs, homelessness, veterans, and the systems that f...