Hailey Hates Everything

This week, Hailey & Sean wrap up some He-Man fun facts and introduce a segment on "mini hates", a bite-sized topic for Hailey to fume about!  Hailey hates "menu hacks", so Sean had to bring up McDonald's marketing scheme for combining Frankenstein-like sandwiches from their menu offerings.  The duo also shares what they are watching and playing in "Things That Make You Go Oooh Weee"...

Welcome to Season Two!  This special episode is all about He-Man as Hailey and Sean are joined by friend and He-Man Historian, Brandon Mullis!  The trio talk about their thoughts and observations on Kevin Smith's Netflix vision, "Masters of the Universe: Revelation", and the new animated He-Man series, "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe". Brandon has been watching He-Man since befor...

Hailey hates having a stuffy nose, but she's here!  Sean and Hailey are wrapping up Season 1 of the podcast with a short check-in to let you know what they have been up to over the holidays.  Hailey shares some tasty recipes and talks about how recording the podcast has helped her mentally.  She also finally shares how her beef with Nick Lachey got started! Thank you for joining us...

Hailey hates cheesy holiday movies. To welcome the season, Hailey & Sean watched A Castle For Christmas, a Netflix Christmas movie about an author, played by Brooke Shields, who visits Scotland to escape a scandal and must thaw the heart of a curmudgeon castle owner, played by Cary Elwes. Can a dog successfully "Parent Trap" his owner?  Are Scottish people really that hard to understand?...

Hailey still hates Dune 1984.  This episode is all about the rest of Dune 1984 (from where Dune 2021 ends) and how it compares to the events in the book.  Hailey's grossed out by Sting's wing bikini, raw cow eating, recycled bodily fluids, and intelligent wet fetuses. Sean goes into the lineage of various characters and who procreates in later books.  And Hailey finds out how Paul A...

Hailey hates the 1984 movie Dune.  She hates it so much, Sean thought it would be fun to make her watch it again.  Then he made her watch the 2021 Dune.  She wasn't happy, but she did it for YOU!  This week, the duo compare and contrast both films, sharing observations, opinions, and plot twists and turns.  Does Hailey also hate the 2021 Dune?  Does it have any redeem...

Hailey and Sean follow-up on a few more haunted issues from last week and share some listener ghost stories!  Sean googles the risque type of haunted doll. Hailey talks about home decorating and DIY projects. The gang does a rundown of all the topics in Season 1 thus far, shares some television show reviews in "Ooooh Weees", and does not cap on a depression and anxiety check-in!  We're t...

Hailey hates haunted dolls!  Grab some popcorn and listen in as Hailey and Sean give you a rundown of the surprisingly entertaining movie "Annabelle: Creation".  Learn what not to do when your house is haunted, how to properly dispose of a haunted doll, and how you can adopt your own creepy doll. Hailey shares what kind of doll she would have her consciousness transferred to, her rules a...

It's a giggle-fest of fun following up on last week's episode, with a look at some more advanced toys for the not so faint of butt among us.  Our duo talks dragon tails, octopus tentacles, and robot aliens before diving into their "Oooh Weees" for the week - a comic con update, Lucy Lawless goodness, and skincare recommendations.  Hailey also apologizes for all the times she was an ass t...

Hailey hates butt plugs!  At least, she's 99.9% sure she does even though she's never used one.  Sean shocks our hostess with today's topic and they giggle like 12-year-olds as they learn about all the different types of toys one can use - silicone, vibrating, Bluetooth, novelty, cold hard steel, and hooks!  Plus, find out the best butt plug to use as a ninja throwing sword at LARPi...

This week, Hailey and Sean sit around the campfire to tell stories, like that time Hailey's stepdad heard the call of Sasquatch, the time Hailey almost lost her eye at an MST3K Live Show, and why Hailey has beef with Treach from Naughty By Nature. Learn about the predators and mammals of Scotland, find out why Sean hates scented candles, and join the fake versus real Christmas tree debate! Also, S...

Hailey hates how much time and energy get wasted on conspiracy theories.  This week, Sean presents Disney, toy, and pop culture-related conspiracy theories in the hopes of sorta kinda ruining Hailey's childhood just a smidge.  Did Tangled predict the pandemic?  Does Finding Nemo showcase the stages of grief?  Is Up about a journey to the afterlife?  Is Tarzan really Elsa a...

Picking up on some topics from the last episode, Hailey and Sean pivot from animated children's shows to more adult animated shows.  They discuss Masters of the Universe: Revelation in both spoiler-free and spoily form.  What's the deal with Skeletor? What are the psychological implications of He-Man's transition?  The duo also reviews Beastars , an anime high school drama club murd...

Hailey hates when children's entertainment teaches them all the wrong things.  This week, Hailey and Sean dig a little deeper into the messaging of a couple of cartoon examples that seem to be love letters to toxic beauty ideals and capitalism.  They watch one episode of Winx Club and clips from the Bratz Babyz Movie as Hailey fumes over the tragic implications of teaching babies to be "...

This week is a not-so-mini episode introducing two new segments to the show! Hailey and Sean share spoiler-free reviews of television shows they are watching lately, what arts and crafts are keeping Hailey occupied, why they had to watch F9, and recommendations for tasty options at Red Robin.  Hailey shares some progress she has made with anxiety, depression, and cPTSD lately, what doctors do...

Despite his best efforts, Sean couldn't keep this train on the rails either!  This week, our hosts are joined by their friends Nigel & Joaquin and go off on a series of tangents to keep you on your toes.  Crappy drivers, parking issues in Portland, and Hailey's traumatic attempts at driving are discussed, along with some of life's big questions -  Will Mark Feehily ever grace us...

Our duo follows up this week with a few more words that didn't make it into last week's episode, listener feedback on YOUR most hated word abbreviations/slang/etc., and a review of the first episode of HBO Max's Gossip Girl series. Plus, Hailey shares a slang-filled poem she wrote inspired by all the words she loves to hate! Stock Music (for the poem) provided by SonusRF, from Pond5 - https://bit....

Hailey hates word abbreviations!  This week Sean presents abbreviations, slang terms, and other jargon to infuriate our hostess.  Hailey talks about the importance of the "Free Willy" soundtrack, her dad's cold-ass apartment, and how she wishes this episode was sponsored by Ben & Jerry's non-dairy ice cream.  Also, Sean is high this week, so NOONE is controlling this train!! 202...

This week, Hailey & Sean give their spoiler-free review of Derek DelGaudio’s In & Of Itself (Hulu), Sean does magic tricks he's been practicing, and the two discuss bringing people together, Hailey's weird phobias, and spider attacks! Watch In & Of Itself on Hulu https://www.hulu.com/movie/derek-delgaudios-in-of-itself-19b9d405-40b2-483e-8e1f-e25fe10c7299 The Social Distancing Magician...

Hailey hates douchebag magicians. In this episode, Hailey & Sean watch the show Big Trick Energy for the first time and are ready to walk you through it so you don't have to sit through it yourself.  They recommend some good magicians and television shows, share the most "Portland" thing they've ever done, and Hailey is hoping a magician can conjure up Chris Evans.  Is it chaos? &nbs...

Hailey and Sean return this week with a few more memories that got stirred up by last week's episode.  Then they share YOUR public restroom stories that were sent in this week! The Restroom Kit - https://amzn.to/3wD9llB   Brandon Mullis Music - https://www.facebook.com/brandonmullismusic Visit our website:   https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: haileyhateseverything@gmail.co...

Hailey hates public restrooms.  This week Hailey and Sean talk about all things public restrooms! They talk about personal experiences, check out some restroom horror stories from the internets, and take a look at very bizarre restrooms from all over the world.  Plus, Hailey shares her absolute favorite restroom from her travels, and Sean discusses his own personal restroom nightmare. Ho...

Hailey & Sean check in to talk about the results of two life hack experiments they tried from the previous episode - dying a shirt with beets and making a lasagna out of pizza.  Find out what was a hit and what was a miss!  Plus, Hailey talks insecurities and feedback from all of you, does a few questionable impressions, and begs Donnie Wahlberg to be on the show. Visit our website t...

Hailey hates life hacks. Hailey & Sean start the show off big with a look at a couple of segments from Hack My Life .  Find out what life hacks and bad life choices have in common, if creamer containers can be good contact lens cases, fun first date ideas, upcycling VHS tapes, and why every grown man should own a belt.  Plus, Hailey begs Chris Evans to appear on the show and talks ab...

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