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Tony with Newt and Crystal review the new Wrong Turn. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Wrong Turn (2021) they will try to dance around all the socio political commentary that was injected into the remake of a movie about mutant cannibals. It becomes very frustrating. Despite warnings to stick to the Appalachian Trail, hikers stray off course and cross into land inhabited by a hidden community of...

Tony and Newt review Tom and Jerry The Movie (1992). In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie cringe. From the terrible animation, horrible songs, and probably the worst Tom and Jerry voices ever imagined. The popular cartoon cat and mouse are thrown into a feature film. The story has the twosome trying to help an orphan girl who is being berated and expl...

Welcome to our new Thursday show. This is where all of us at Hack The Movies can talk more about movies that exist past the golden age of VHS. We can take a look at newer releases and more modern films. Today we are going to talk about Psycho Goreman. A new film that blends classic 80s/90s "kids find a magical friend" movies with extreme gore and violence. Its awesome! Siblings Mimi and Luke unwit...

Tony and Justin review Johnny Mnemonic. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie Cyberpunk! From the world it portrays, the technology it came up with, and the fact the godfather of the genre wrote the script...allegedly. In this film based on the William Gibson story, Johnny (Keanu Reeves) is a data courier who has a secret stash of information implanted...

Tony with Newt and Crystal review the original Wrong Turn. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Wrong Turn They go into what makes the movie fun, what makes the movie cliché and they even go into some of the sequels! So check out our thought on the original Wrong Turn before the remake comes out. Friends Jessie (Eliza Dushku) and Carly (Emmanuelle Chriqui) are traveling with pals Scott (Jeremy Sisto)...

Tony and Johanna review The Silence of the Lambs. In this Podcast / Movie Review of The Silence of the Lambs they will talk about the things that make this movie fantastic! Stuff like the excellent casting, how it adapts the source material, and the top notch cinematography. Jodie Foster stars as Clarice Starling, a top student at the FBI's training academy. Jack Crawford (Scott Glenn) wants Clari...

Tony and Joe review Master of Disguise and talk about why it is so miserable. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Master of Disguise they will relive some of the most annoying parts of this film like Dana Carvey's (Wayne's World) terrible Italian accent, Brent Spiner's (Star Trek TNG) constant farting, and the painfully unfunny Turtle Guy. The Master of Disguise is a 2002 American adventure comedy f...

Tony and Newt review AVP: Alien vs. Predator in honor of the Big Game this week and the Godzilla vs. Kong Trailer finally dropping. find out why they think AVP is trash in this Podcast / Movie Review. Everything from messing up the Alien lifecycle to the horrible redesign of the Predator's face. AVP is a 2004 science fiction action film written and directed by Paul W. S. Anderson. It is the first...

Tony and Kieran review Wishmaster 2 Evil Never Dies. Find out why they think Wishmaster 2 is crazy in this Podcast / Movie Review. Stay tuned for a special interview with the director Jack Sholder https://rumble.com/v4wkyxe-wishmaster-2-is-crazy-bonus-director-interview-hack-the-movies.html

Tony and Johanna review King Kong Lives. In this Podcast / Movie Review of King Kong Lives find out how King Kong was kept alive, how he was resurrected, and how he finally found love! A giant ape King Kong, which was shot and fell off the World Trade Center tower, appears to be alive, but is in coma for 10 years and desperately needs a blood transfusion in order to have an artificial heart implan...

Tony and Newt review Collateral Damage. Find out why they think Collateral Damage is trash in this Podcast / Movie Review. Get ready for a rotating doors of potential sidekicks, Arnold using Arson to fight terrorists, and one of the dumbest twists ever. Firefighter Gordon Brewer (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is plunged into the complex and dangerous world of international terrorism after he loses his wi...

Newt and Tony review Ghostbusters 2 and talk about why it is so Awful. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Ghostbusters 2. They will touch on the things that make Ghostbusters 2 awful like Bill Murray's lack of charisma, a poorly rehashed script, and jokes that fall flat. Having lost their status and credibility five years after covering New York City with marshmallow in Ghostbusters (1984), the onc...

Tony and Newt review their new favorite Christmas film, Trancers! Find out how crazy this Blade Runner/Terminator style sci fi romp is in this Podcast / Movie Review. You get everything from time traveling brains, zombie Santa Claus, and young Helen Hunt. Jack Deth (Tim Thomerson) is a trooper in Angel City, circa 2247, mopping up the last of the disciples of the Martin Whistler (Michael Stefani)....

We continue to complain about the holidays while talking about the ultimate Christmas hater, Ebenezer Scrooge. There are like 10,000 Christmas Carol movies and we each picked our favorite to talk about. What is your favorite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApkA5o2fng https://odysee.com/@hackthemovies:1/favorite-scrooge-movie-talking-about:3

Tony and Newt try to get into the season by talking about how much they hate Christmas. They even brought in some CRAZY Christmas movies to talk about! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRYkCQgTW4 https://odysee.com/@hackthemovies:1/crazy-christmas-movies!-talking-about:4

Tony and Johanna review King Kong from 1976. In this Podcast / Movie Review of King Kong they will go over all the creepiest things in the film. Stuff like Kong constantly trying to undress a woman, sexy hypnotizing dance moves, and the worst animatronic in film history. When a research ship is sent to explore an island thought to be rich in oil, paleontologist Jack Prescott (Jeff Bridges) sneaks...

Tony and Trisha review The Exorcist 3. Not that Exorcist 3 the other one. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Return of the Exorcist (or Naked Exorcism) they will relive some of the bizzare moments in the film like the awful dubbing, the weird dancing devil lady, and the countless naked party scenes that are sprinkled throughout the film. This movie starts with the teenager Peter (Jean-Claude Verne)...

Tony and Trisha review Cruel Jaws and talk about why its the worst and most Italian of the Jaws movies. In this Podcast / Movie Review of what is often called Jaws 5 in some countries they will point out the awful day for night shots, an aquarium owner who looks like Hulk Hogan, and a shark that is mostly footage lifted from other Jaws rip offs. A great white shark bred by the Navy as a killing ma...

Tony and Joe review Frankenstein Unbound and talk about why it is insane. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Frankenstein Unbound they explore how crazy this Roger Croman film is. Get ready for stitched up eyes, a time traveling scientist with a grey car, and the universe literally being ripped apart. The ultimate weapon, which was meant to be safe for humankind, produces global side-effects, inclu...

Tony and Newt are hear to talk about the first 3 Friday The 13th Films! In this Podcast / Movie Review they will look back Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th part 2, and Friday the 13th Part 3-D. Friday the 13th is an American horror franchise that comprises twelve slasher films, a television series, novels, comic books, video games, and tie‑in merchandise. The franchise mainly focuses on the fictio...

Tony and Asta review Lara Croft Tomb Raider and talk about how it might be underrated. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Tomb Raider they will look at how well the action scene were executed, how true to the character Angelina Jolie was, and if it captured the look and feel of the games. Based on the popular video game series, Tomb Raider features the adventures of Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) an a...

Tony, Mike, and Brian review Scooby doo from 2002 and try to figure out if its good. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Scooby-Doo they will take a look at how well of a job the cast does, how the effects hold up today, and if it followed the source material well enough. The Mystery Inc. gang have gone their separate ways and have been apart for two years, until they each receive an invitation to S...

Tony and Johanna review Ghost Ship and talk about how much of a wreck it is. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Ghost Ship they'll point out some the dumbest things in the movie like evil Italian ladies, Inconsistent ghost rules, and a last minute twist that is dumb as hell. In a remote region of the Bering Sea, a boat salvage crew discovers the eerie remains of a grand passenger liner thought lost...

Tony and Newt review The Devil's Advocate and talk about how it lacks any subtlety. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Devil's Advocate they will go through some of the weird stuff the movie has to offer. From digital demon faces to voodoo goat tongues. Don't forget the chicken that plays tic tac toe! Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves) is a hotshot southern lawyer who knows how to play the game. He gets th...

Tony and Newt review End of Days and talk about why its trash. In this Podcast / Movie Review of End of Days they will talk about Arnolds being a total miscast, the devils inconsistent powers, and the dumbest 666 and 1999 connection ever. On December 28th, 1999, the citizens of New York City are getting ready for the turn of the millennium. However, the Devil (Gabriel Bryne) decides to crash the p...