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Tony with Newt and Crystal review Batman and Robin. In this Podcast / Movie Review of fourth movie in the Burton/Schumacher era of Batman films they'll talk about all the things that make it bad. Like the miscasting of Arnold as Mr. Freeze, the jokes that fall flat, and how Bane and Batgirl were so poorly shoehorned into the story. This superhero adventure finds Batman (George Clooney) and his par...

Tony with Newt and Crystal review Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead. In this Podcast / Movie Review of this new zombie flick we talk about all the stuff that makes it dumb. Like the drawn out melodrama, characters that are infuriating, and robot zombies. You read that last part right.   With the abandoned, walled city of Las Vegas overrun with zombies, after a disastrous government fault, the billion...

Tony with Johanna and Sean (from Movie Dumpster) review Space Jam. In this Podcast / Movie Review of this relic from the 90s they talk about all the things that make it stupid. Like the weird crossover between the NBA and the Loony Tunes, the bizarre premise of Aliens and cartoons playing basketball, and the rampant product placement. Swackhammer (Danny DeVito), an evil alien theme park owner, nee...

Tony with Newt and Crystal review Evil Dead from 2013. In this Podcast / Movie Review of this remake we talk about all the stuff that makes it extreme! Like the insane practical effects, the incredible sound design, and the gallons of blood that pour from the sky! Mia (Jane Levy), a drug addict, is determined to kick the habit. To that end, she asks her brother, David (Shiloh Fernandez), his girlf...

Tony with Johanna and Crystal review Thirteen Ghosts. In this Podcast / Movie Review of early 2000's cult classic they'll talk about all the things that make it crazy! Like the over the top bad guy, the really memorable ghosts, and the awesome gore and make up effects!   A state-of-the-art remake of the classic William Castle horror film about a family that inherits a spectacular old house from an...

The latest Saw Spin off is here! In this Podcast / Movie Review Newt and Tony will talk about the things that make 'Spiral: From The Book of Saw' Predictable. Like the cop movie clichés that are sprinkled throughout the movie, the obvious red herrings, and the even more obvious identity of the new Jigsaw killer. Working in the shadow of his father, Detective Ezekiel "Zeke" Banks and his rookie par...

Tony with Newt and Crystal review Batman Forever. In this Podcast / Movie Review of third movie in the Burton/Schumacher era of Batman films they'll talk about all the things that make it fun. Like the one liners by Jim Carey, the colorful costumes and set design, and the overall ridiculous tone! Batman (Val Kilmer) faces off against two foes: the schizophrenic, horribly scarred former District At...

Tony with Newt and Sean (from Movie Dumpster) review The Conjuring. In this Podcast / Movie Review of this film that spawned a whole cinematic universe they will talk about all the stuff that make this movie creepy! Like the doll in that got her own franchise, the ghosts that clap in the dark, and the demon that haunts the house. In 1970, paranormal investigators and demonologists Lorraine (Vera F...

Since Twister is celebrating its 25th anniversary, Tony and Newt decided to revisit it. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about all the things that make it awesome. From the ground breaking special effects, the non stop action sequences, and the memorable performances by the late Bill Paxton and Phillip Seymour Hoffman.   During the approach of the most powerful storm in decades, unive...

Tony with Johanna and Crystal review Jennifer's Body. In this Podcast / Movie Review of underrated modern cult classic they'll talk about all the things that make it so High School! Like the relatable characters, the music that was popular at the time, or the popular girl turning into a demon and eating all the boys. Typical High School amiright? When a demon takes possession of her, high-school h...

Since Pokémon Snap is now out, Justin and Newt got together and Pokémon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about all the things that make it sad. From Mewtwo's existential crisis, the multiple Pokémon tears, and how it lead to sad people (like Justin) to obsessively collect garbage. When a group of scientists are offered funding into genetic researc...

Its a Rental Reunion! Tony, Justin, and Kieran review the new Mortal Kombat. In this Podcast / Movie Review of The Mortal Kombat Reboot we talk about all the things that make no sense like the dumb dragon tattoo, the terrible script, and the awful new character. Hunted by the fearsome warrior Sub-Zero, MMA fighter Cole Young finds sanctuary at the temple of Lord Raiden. Training with experienced f...

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Since Tony appeared in the Vegas Stakes episode of AVGN as character inspire by Dr. gonzo, him and Newt got together and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about all the things that make this movie trippy. Like the insane visuals, the 4th wall breaking storytelling, and the over the top performances. Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp) and his attorney Dr. Gonzo (Be...

Since there is a new Mighty Ducks show on Disney plus, Tony and Newt got together and rewatched the original Mighty Ducks from 1992. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about all the things that make this top shelf! Like the memorable characters, Emilio Esteves' one liners, and the impact it had on actual Hockey. After reckless young lawyer Gordon Bombay (Emilio Estevez) gets arrested fo...

Tony with Newt and Crystal review The Last Blockbuster. In this Podcast / Movie Review of This documentary they'll talk about all the things that make it lame. Like the constant cutting to celebrities, the way its horribly structured, and how everyone its really just one big advertisement for Blockbuster merch. The documentary tells the story of Blockbuster Video, a video rental business. The docu...

Tony, Newt, And Mike Matei review Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie from 1990. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie radical! From the animatronics, the gritty looks, and how it adapted the crazy source material. In New York, mysterious radioactive ooze has mutated four sewer turtles into talking, upright-walking, crime-fighting ninjas. The intrep...

Tony with Newt and Crystal review Velocipastor. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Velocipastor they'll talk about all the insane stuff that make this movie hilarious. The ludicrous story, the over the top acting, and the laugh out loud gags. After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified...

Tony and Johanna review Godzilla vs. Kong! In this Podcast / Movie Review of the latest entry in the monsterverse series they get into all the stuff that makes the movie monstrous! From the new kaiju, the over the top battles, and the surprise titan at the end! Also we made bets on who would win and the loser had to read an apology written by the winner. Stay tuned for that and a Newt rant!   Kong...

Tony and Justin review Darkman. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie Darkman awesome. From Sam Raimi's directing, Danny Elfman's score, and the over the top action scenes. Peyton Westlake is a scientist who has discovered a way to produce synthetic skin. This could revolutionize skin grafting, except for one minor glitch; the synthetic skin degrades a...

Tony, Vizzy, and Mint review Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie and laugh at how dumb it is. In this Podcast / Movie Review of the first live action Power Rangers movie they will take a look at all the stuff that make it stupid like the rangers wardrobe, bird people that can fly at the speed of light, and the worst CGI robots you have ever seen. After a construction crew accidentally cracks o...

Tony and Johanna review the first Pacific Rim by Guillermo del Toro. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Pacific Rim they get into all the stuff that makes the movie fun from the giant robots to the creative creature design and the over the top action. As a war between humankind and monstrous sea creatures wages on, a former pilot and a trainee are paired up to drive a seemingly obsolete special wea...

Tony and Newt have united to discuss The Snyder Cut of Justice League. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about all the big changes in this version. From black suit Superman, Darkseid, and a new epilogue with The Joker! Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together...

Tony and James reunite and review Leprechaun 3. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the crazy antics the Leprechaun gets into. Like turning people into human slot machines, putting on the craziest magic show ever, and hanging out with Elvis! Watch and find out how the Leprechaun gets lucky in Las Vegas! One night in Las Vegas, a pawn shop owner purchases a statue of a leprechaun fr...

Tony, Newt, And Justin review Shrek. In this Podcast / Movie Review they will talk about the things that make this movie Superb! From the incredible animation, great soundtrack, and jokes that please all ages.   Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They wer...