Hack Stab Slash

Have you ever wondered what a summer full of flapjacks, fun packs, and fish snacks would look like in a horror movie? Well let us introduce you to piranhahub.com (patten pending). The fish are hungry, the grapefruits are fully exposed and lake is full of partying teens ripe for the feeding. Join Hacky and Just Justin as we dive in and put that A$$ on glass(iykyk) for this wild lakeside ride! #lake...

I’ve got 1 question for you!! If you fart in the woods and no one’s around to hear you Sh!t your pants, does your a$$ even smell? This question and so many more might not maybe kinda sorta get un not answered in this podcast!! Joint Just Justin and Hacky for the 4th installment of the campfire fairy tale of a franchise! #horror #podcast #movie #scary #subscribe #funny #sleepawaycamp #returntosleep...

Have you ever thought even for a brief second. What could go wrong with a self driving car? Would i have any control over what happens if things take a sharp left turn instead of a gentle right? If you need answers to these questions, come join Hacky and Just Justin for a little Q&A with our good friends Kyle and Erin. We go over one of the first micro horrors to ever tackle these questions!! Make...

Ever wonder what’s been going on in the wild world of Angela? If you’ve been wondering that, then you’ve come to the right podcast! Just Justin and Hacky and fully invested in this teenage waste land!! The k!llz are happening and the coke certainly doesn’t come in a vending machine! So put your feet up, kick back all you funky hip cats and make some smores while the Angela of de@th gives us smore...

What happens when campers get together for a fun filled summer by the lake? Life long friendships and memories right?!?!? Absolutely because when you have Angela as a camp counselor your life expectancy is very short. Come join Hacky and just Justin as we dive head first into one of the best of best campy slashers you’ll ever have the pleasure of letting your eyes witness. #horror #camp #80s #slee...

When a wendigo takes up residence in a small mountain town. Lucas a boy trying to save his family is left to team up with his teacher Julia to try and save what’s left of his family and stop the mayhem this mythological creature has bestowed upon the town. Join just Justin and Hacky as they try there best to unpack this very dark and dreary tale. #horror #podcast #movie #scary #creepy #subscribe #...

You ever hear a campfire story and have it scare you so bad it feels like it could be true? Well what happens when that story is in fact true? When the hot cocoa and smores aren’t enough to keep the doctor away and you’ve become his next patient. Will Morgan and his band of outcasts survive his overnight camping experience or will they become his next victim? Join us as we dive head first into 202...

Have you heard the story of “the whistler”? If you haven’t you need to. This tale of a family dealing with some heavy grief and the occult all at the same time, gives us a nicely blended cocktail that will leave you feeling all the emotions. This was given to us as a screener and we apologize it’s coming out late but we promise you won’t be disappointed with this movie. Join Hacky and just Justin...

Are you a friend of frendo? Have you ever wondered what a nice small town could do for your mental health after a traumatic experience in life? Do you want a fresh start where the judgment is harsher than a planet fitness lunk alarm. If sharp looks and fresh corn sounds like a match made in heaven, then kettle springs is the place for you! Come on down to clown town, if you’re a good kid you just...

CW is at it again. Just when you think the island was enough to stop her madness, she finds away off. She finds love, she finds a fresh start, she finds purpose. Until another influencer rains on her weekend getaway with Diane the love of her life!!! Then and only then does the conniving cw come back out to play!!!! Hacky and Just Justin are back this week so let’s hang out and talk about it, expr...

Ever feel like taking a trip to a remote mansion in the woods for a nice weekend by the lake? Well Diego and Sage thought this would be a good idea to reconnect. They get more than the bargained for when another couple apparently double books this air bnb. When Cin and Will get a little to close for comfort while sharing a true crime story on why this heaven on earth is called “bone lake”. In this...

If the towns water becomes contaminated. When the people go crazy. When anarchy feels like the only option. The local sheriff and his deputy set out on a mission to save his pregnant wife and escape the madness before they become infected. Join Hacky and Just Justin as we navigate Ogden marsh, a lively town of 1,200. Can you escape the crazies or will you join them? #horror #podcast #scary #movie...

Lost boys (1987) Horror movie review When 2 brothers and a newly single mom(wink wink). Journey to stay with there grandpa in the wonderful non vampire infested town of Santa Clara. Will you turn into a blood bag for some white rice(maggots) or will you get your P90X on and get some brass abs to match the sweet sultry saxophone skills of a purple spandex hip gyrating beach god. Anyway you choose t...

You feeling lucky punk? Take a trip down the Vegas strip with Hacky and just Justin this saint Patrick’s day! This time Tammy and Scott have a wee little lad to deal with, the leprechaun is back!! This might be the our favorite in the franchise. Full of shillings and puns but not a cornbeef in sight, grab your green beer and come hang out!! #horror #podcast #scary #movie #subscribe #funny #creepy...

Oh finny how we’ve missed you. Gwenny oh how you’ve grown. It time to get back to your routes. The grabber shows us what might be considered his birthplace. A baptism by ice. What’s dead never really dies, and this Christian youth camp is going to need the power of Christ to help them in this sequel to the brilliant movie black phone. Join Hacky and Just Justin as we put our scarfs and mittens on...

Do you want fries with your hella-burger and clowntastic chocolate shake? If i were you I’d think about a non processed food diet and steer clear of horny the clown. This 2007 so bad it’s good or so bad it’s bad (I’ll let you be the judge) clown ride of a movie is up right now, so come join Hacky as he judges Just Justin for how much ketchup he actually puts on his cheese burgers! #horror #podcast...

Do you like cosplay? Do you like anime? Do you like rivalries? What about zombies? Or even pizza? Well if you answered yes to any of these deep dish questions, i extended an invitation of the highest regards to come sit chill and vibe with Hacky, just Justin, Erin and Kyle! We have lots of questions about this movie and we need answers damn it! All kidding aside, this movie and interview are a mus...

When a couple of cos-playing best friends accomplish a 3peat, the world finds away to take a dump on them 1 more time. When the fecal matter hits the fan, Claire wish’s all the assholes(see what i did with there) would turn into zombies so she can flush them 1 at a time. Join Just Justin and Hacky as we venture down in the tunnels of LA in a battle to unclogged the human cesspool of zombies that a...

When ex-cop Megan Reed needs a fresh start, a good friend finds her an over night position at the hospital she works in. The graveyard shift at a morgue can be spooky enough, but real strange things start to happen when Hannah Grace is dropped off to be processed. Join Hacky and Just Justin while we unpack what goes bump in the night at the city morgue. #horror #podcast #scary #movie #subscribe #c...

On a beautiful summer night, in Montana’s glacier national park. A group of friends and a couple love birds set out on a night they’ll never forget. Two grizzly bear attacks, roughly 9 miles apart, changed the lives of everyone involved. Join Hacky and just Justin as we take a look at the events from August 12th 1967. #horror #podcast #scary #movie #subscribe #horrormovie #bear #grizzlies #grizzly...

Wanna see what happens when you piss off 300 gold digging n@z! Zombies? Just head up to a mountain for a small ski getaway and steal there gold while you’re at it. Come hang out with Hacky and Just Justin as we talk about this winter time foreign film from Norway! #horror #podcast #scary #movie #subscribe #creepy #horrormovie #bmovie

Author Ellison has got to be the worst person ever. Who uproots there family from everything they know to take on 2 mortgages because you want to write a true crime book about a horrific unsolved crime? You not only lie to your family about what’s going on, but you move them into the house where it happened. Come hang out with Hacky and Just Justin to talk about Ellisons poor decisions on this epi...

I was made for loving you baby! You were made to k1ll for me! Come hang out with us and our love bot so we can work on our tans lakeside. Iris is quite the lady when it comes to making you feel special. Whether it be love you tenderly or beating you with a tenderizer because she loves you. Either way someone’s getting a whole lot of something they may or may not want. #companion #2025 #robot #love...

Do you scream, i know i scream, but do we all scream for ice cream? Well if Gregory is your ice cream man, then screaming is the least of your concerns. Join hacky and just Justin as we try to DIEgest some butter brickle without loosing our heads in the process. #horror #scary #podcast #movie #subscribe #creepy #funny #horrormovie #icecream #icecreamman #horrorcomedy #1995

Have you ever wondered if it’s safe to walk home alone at night? We’ll have we got a story to tell you, this one includes a vampire baddie just looking for a snickers to munch on and instead finds love. Shot in black and white was such a beautiful choice in this movie. Watch this love story unfold with us!