Ha Ha Land

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen interview themselves and promote their upcoming projects! As Bernie and Hanna dive into new endeavors, Kristen screens her feature at Fox. How are we feeling about grass season? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

This week Bernie gets his tires changed as he heads for sin city. The gang also discusses a people team, living in reality, and Dicks. The gang then almost talks to Anne about Kate Middleton's whereabouts, eating a square of oatmeal a day, and the worst jobs we've ever had. Does Kristen look like Grace Gummer? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen discuss Zendaya's plight as a multi-hyphenate, her failed fashion line and her upcoming role in Dune 2. They also guess Tom Holland's height and debate Zendaya's best look. Who has the most dietary restrictions? find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Kristen and Bernie almost talk to Alan Cumming about Traitors, being an Intactivist and subliminal messages. The gang also dishes about Avril Lavigne and their own personal traitors. What do the McDonald's arches really mean? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.  

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen almost talk to Reneé Rapp about her rise from Broadway star to mainstream pop star. They also discuss Kristen attending Sundance, Hanna having a new year crisis and Bernie drinking Jacob Elordi bathwater. Was there beef with Reneé leaving Sex Lives of College Girls? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen are back for season 2! They almost talk to Gypsy Rose Blanchard about her productivity in prison from writing a book, locking down a husband and an abundant amount of self-work. The gang also talks Lifetime movies, cruises and the name Gypsy. What are Gypsy stans called? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen almost talk to Emma Stone about her new role in Poor Things, her preferred hair color and David Blaine's painful magic trick. They also discuss Kristen going to Sundance and Hanna going to Vermont. Who did Emma Stone poom poom in the trailer with? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen almost chat with Bradley Cooper about his sobriety, his sexuality and his latest role as Leonard Bernstein. The gang also discusses their favorite Bradley Cooper movie and whether or not he's really decorating with Gigi Hadid. Did Coop finger Lady Gaga at the piano? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen humble brag about Hanna's McDonald's commercial and investigate Snoop Dogg's newfound sobriety. The gang also discusses their prison reputations, a perfect night out with Martha Stewart, and the made-for-TV movies about Martha Stewart's bad girl lifestyle. Who is the millennial Martha Stewart? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie and Kristen turn Hanna into a homophobe as they discuss catching dick and Singles day. They talk about mean Youtube comments, dating for money and douchebags using their mothers as nice guy beards. The gang also gets into class warfare, getting bamboozled by Olivia Jade and INCEL behavior of Joker fans. What is the Bush Tele? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen talk about what holidays they would be royalty of, Cardi B's vodka whipped cream and the different eras of Mariah Carey. They also discuss Hanna's new antidepressants, the erection of the clit, and Mariah Carey's talent rider.  Fuck, marry, kill Josh Groban, Mariah Carey, and Michael Buble? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Kristen, Bernie and Hanna chat Heidi's Halloween bash, the truth about ghosts, and their personal lingerie lines. Bernie pitches his new line of gender neutral leotards called "Tards!" The gang also dishes about past jobs that they weren't qualified for. What do you call a bunch of lesbians locked in a room? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Kristen, Bernie and Hanna talk about Bernie's new ear cuff, Bad Bunny's net worth, and their WWE names. The gang also dish about their favorite Soundcloud rappers, Bad Bunny's sexuality, and old posts that will inevitably ruin each of them. Are Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner in love? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Kristen, and Bernie play smash or pass to Leo's best characters, and start rumors about drug addicts and ex's. The gang also talks putting parents to work, dedicating their tax returns to important causes and snagging tickets to Fyre Fest 2. Is buying cowboy boots at a farmer's market lesbian? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

This week, Bernie, Kristen and Hanna try to trace the source of Bernie's UTI. The gang also discusses Taylor Swift's new relationship, her real sexuality, and Swiftnesea. Kristen then pitches a game to further prove Taylor's love for the punani. Is Taylor Swift a 5?  Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen are back and get blocked by the most powerful man in H-town, Ryan Murphy. They discuss Kim K's performance in the new American Horror Story, Lea Michele's reading level, and Ryan Murphy's fascination with mean women. The gang then almost pitches their American Horror Story season with brilliant ideas such as "Midnight Climax",  "Department Store", and "Airport". How do yo...

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen talk about purity rings and that one time Hanna lost her virginity to a corn dog. Sans Jo Bros, the aspiring multi-hyphenates discuss Kevin's unexpected glow up, Frankie's unappreciated talents, and Nick's undeniable queerbaiting. Find out everyone's high school superlative this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Kristen, Hanna and Bernie discuss Kristen's lost dykey keychain, coffee enemas and a Goop retreat from hell. The gang debates  Gwyneth's joker story of telling people to eat 200 calories. Kristen, Bernie and Hanna also talk talk about Gwyneth's musical career aka appearing on Glee and their vagina/ bussy candles.  Are celebrity names getting too crazy? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie, Hanna, and Kristen discuss Drew's sexy stalker, Chad Michael Busto, and stalking in general. The gang also dishes about COVID v Gonorrhea, sending photos to strangers, and straight girls' bisexuality. What is Drew Barrymore's happy cocktail? Find out this weekend on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna takes a 20-year-old trauma dump on Kristen and Bernie in honor of their almost guest, Selena Gomez. The gang also debates Selena's best song, if Selena ever did lines with Barney, and what qualifies as too many Instagram followers. After Selena bails, Bernie, Kristen and Hanna get sidetracked with Doja Cat conspiracy theories. What makes Selena so alluring? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

The gang is back from summer break, just in time for LA school to be back in sesh. Hanna talks about her British bang and Bernie discusses his near-death plane ride. Hanna, Bernie and Kristen then almost interview reality tv mogul Lisa Vanderpump. The crew discusses Lisa's interesting choices for cuisine, their Real Housewives' tag lines, and her gay husband's skin. What do you think Lisa Vanderpu...

Oh, honey, this week Hanna, Kristen and Bernie discuss Che Diaz's Comedy Store closer, confidence and selling your naked body aka foot. The gang also talks about Kim's cameo and the tea surrounding the drama. What are the girlies beefing about? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.  

This week the gang is hit with exciting news, Kristen gets engayged! The gang discusses the sketch of Hanna's soulmate, Ozempic, swimming Alcatraz, and Ryan Seacrest as the gay Ryan Seacrest. Is bitters having a moment? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen discuss waiting 10 dates to bang, Pride featuring Chrishell and G Flip, and Hozier as a lesbian icon. The gang also discusses Usher's 1000 crunch secret to abs and 10,000 not so secret shoe collection. Did Usher win his herpes court case? Find out on this week's episode of Ha Ha Land.

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen discuss depression via sweatpants and ice-cream mix-ins. Bernie claims his Hollywood star in front of Musso & Frank Grill, while Hanna calls dibs on Hooters. Bernie tries to hook Hanna up with his dog savior but unfortunately he was not interested. The gang also discusses 8 Simple Rules, Big Bang Theory and Based on a True Story.