Guild of Calamitous Podcasts: An Unofficial Venture Bros. Podcast

Rilo and Garden discuss robot animes, tropes about characters who refuse to die and how, when in doubt, the AstroBase writes for duos. Sometimes, when you have a butterfly problem, you gotta call “The Lepidopterists”.

Rilo and Garden talk con life, whatever that is that Ned has going on in his pants and once again how much Rilo dislikes Jonas Venture Sr. This episode is like a magic trick, “Now Museum — Now You Don’t”

Rilo and Garden discuss manatees, being home alone, the science of those magic grow your own dinosaur toys and casio keyboards. There’s literally no way to make a pun out of “Tears of a Sea Cow”. Trust me. I tried.

Rilo and Garden talk about unstable floors, 80’s music videos and fallout shelters. As they say, “What Goes Down, Must Come Up”.

Rilo and Garden talk jungles, swinger parties and wereodiles. It’s been a helluva week guys. I can’t think of a pun. The episode is “Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman”.

Rilo and Garden talk day camps, childhood bullies, propeller hats and the first of many big plot twisty moments this season. To keep everyone safe, we’re using “The Buddy System”

Rilo and Garden talk about Okra, shitty parties and beautiful gated communities filled with villains. Its true what they say, “Home is Where the Hate Is”

Rilo and Garden get a bit heavy as they unpack the backstory of every one's favorite albino and water baby. Emotions are had. Talk gets surprisingly serious. Also there's a Nozzle. "The Invisible Hand of Fate" is upon us.

Rilo and Garden talk about manic panic hair dying, fruitopia, and how wholesome Killinger can be. You better call ahead and make sure “The Doctor Is Sin”

Rilo and Garden kick off season three! Listen as they talk about the movement of cartoons to HD standard formatting, beautiful vectors, lore we never knew we needed and Rilo’s deeply ingrained hatred of the Bjork. “Shadowman 9: In The Cradle of Destiny” indeed!

Rilo sits down and chats with artist, author and friend of the AstroBase, Chandra Free about her history with the Venture Family, watching the fandom grow, the influence it’s had on her career, official merch and Doc Hammer’s various other projects.

Rilo and Garden look back on season two as a whole, topics of discussion include Garden speculating on the next season, Rilo getting sappy and emotional about the show and soup.

Rilo and Garden chat on David Bowie, the semantics of flying cocoons and Phantom Limb being an asshole as they reach the thrilling conclusion of season two with “Showdown at Cremation Creek Part 2”!

Rilo and Garden discuss tattoos, how one should not rush into marriage and how beautiful weddings can be as they begin to unpack all that is “The Showdown at Cremation Creek”.

Rilo and Garden talk violent criminals, Scooby-Doo, cartoons of their youth and hallucinogenic plants as they look at the one episode not written by Jackson or Doc, “¡Viva Los Muertos!”

Rilo and Garden talk about cats, the thrones of Catherine the Great and the sweaty love foundry of AstroBase Go! Grab your demon tongs, it’s “I Know Why The Caged Bird Kills”

Rilo and Garden look at the one episode that for some reason ranks low on everyone’s list of favorite episodes. They talk early 00’s politics, multiple uses for club soda and bad school yard jokes. It’s “Guess Who’s Coming To State Dinner”.

Rilo and Garden talk about voice actor Dana Snyder, walking eyes, the Polar Bear from LOST, and are introduced to the Order of the Triad in “Fallen Arches”.

A special episode about the future of the Venture Bros.

Rilo and Garden discuss unfortunate recording delays, Ünderland and how the Bat goes with any group costume. Let’s talk “Love-Bheits”.

Rilo and Garden talk about all the cringe that makes up having been a teen in the mid-00’s, defunct blogging and social media websites, and a naked blood coveted Brock while looking at “Victor. Echo. November.”

Rilo and Garden live, laugh and IGNORE ME. They talk about “Twenty Years to Midnight”. IGNORE ME.

Rilo and Garden talk about influence of the inventive writing in The Venture Bros., non-existent episodes, Star Wars references and so much. SO. MUCH. It’s “Escape to the House of Mummies Part II”

Rilo and Garden talk about how wholesome Brock is, our love of Cockteases and how writing grows and adapts to changes in societal norms. Yeah this episode is a lil problematic. It’s “Assassinanny 911”.

Rilo and Garden are joined by special guest (and winner of our recent fanworks contest) BAMM! They discuss caulk guns, proper grammar and unlikely team ups while taking a look at “Hate Floats”.