Guild of Calamitous Podcasts: An Unofficial Venture Bros. Podcast

Garden and Rilo take a stroll down memory lane as they discuss stories of Halloweens past and the joy of Halloweens to come all under the guise of discussing “A Very Venture Halloween”! We’re giving you Halloween in May!

In a departure from usual episode format, our hard working heroes have split the big double length season 5 opener into two parts in order to work with continuity! Enter and discover “What Color Is Your Cleansuit?”

Rilo and Garden do a victory lap on the fourth season of Venture and discuss bodega sodas, how shitty proms are just universally and what exactly a Rusty Venture is. Recorded LIVE in front of an eager public on Twitch, we're going full "Operation: P.R.O.M"!

Rilo and Garden talk college degrees, robots and vampires. Speaking of Vampires, have we introduced you to “The Silent Partners”?

On this introductory episode of Villains Of Euphoria, Garden (26) sits down with her father (59) for a nice heart to heart about what it was like seeing Venture Bros on television for the first time, writing compelling stories, how animated television has changed since he was a child, and the animation of his childrens' youth. While drinking quite a bit of wine. Intro/Outro Music: Villain Of Eupho...

Rilo and Garden discuss the inner workings of their minds, how sad Rusty’s whole life has been and secret super powers. I think we all need therapy now after “Assisted Suicide”.

Garden and Rilo discuss big city dreams, musical theatre and unfortunate superhero anatomy. Also Rilo goes on a long rant about how dumb ‘Starlight Express’ is just in principle, let alone execution. In New York, it’s “Bright Lights, Dean City”.

Rilo and Garden discuss the world of Noir films, slow speed chases and how some questions are better left unanswered. In these parts, if you need something done, “Everybody Comes to Hank’s”.

Garden and Rilo discuss Greek Gods, gross strip clubs, voice modifying masks and the deliciousness of juice boxes. “Any Which Way But Zeus”, “Every Which Way But Zeus”...it’s one those.

Garden and Rilo talk about about bad guidance counselors, the bullshit that is the college admissions process and the bittersweetness of growing up. There’s a bit too much “Pomp & Circuitry” surrounding the whole thing, in our opinion.

What do Mariachi Bands, the Texas winter storm and Venture Bros. have in common? Actually, more than you’d expect. Rilo spoke with Bryan Hlavinka, the Venturoo behind the plan to send mariachis to a blundering senator’s house about what it’s like to go viral, how he came up with his genius plan and, of course, the Venture Bros.

Rilo and Garden dive head first into the second half of season four, talking about pressing issues such as gum eating, folks who love their vehicles a little too much and the trope of shrinking down to go travel inside of someone’s body! We’re about to witness a battle for the ages, “The Diving Bell vs. The Butter-Glider”!

After a brief break, Garden and Rilo are back to finish off the front half of season four whilst discussing large corporate lawyers, possible ghosts and celebrity perfumes. Go put on a nice suit, perhaps one with “Pinstripes & Poltergeists”!

Garden and Rilo chat about the art of seduction, genetic sewers and illegal at home brain surgery. It’s time we all learn who is “The Better Man”.

Garden and Rilo get raw as they discuss therapy, broken brains and finally address the elephant in the room. We need to talk about “Self-Medication”.

Garden and Rilo dish about illegal surgeries, famous musicians and coffee mugs. The “Revenge Society” is officially in business.

Garden and Rilo talk cryptids, the grieving process and nasty allergic reactions. This episode took FOREVER to actually record, I can’t come up with something witty using the name, it’s “Return to Malice”.

Garden and Rilo talk cults, progressive rock and the problem with cloning your children multiple times! ’Tis a consummation devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep. To sleep – “Perchance to Dean”

Garden and Rilo talk about mechapilars controlled by achondroplastic dwarves playing recorders, bad sunburns and news! That sure is a “Handsome Ransom”!

Garden and Rilo return after a month long hiatus and discuss broadcast mishaps, robot hearts and Marvel Comics #1. It’s 2009 now folks, and season four starts now with “Blood of the Father, Heart of Steel”!

Garden and Rilo discuss the ghosts (and presents) of Christmas past, get progressively more inebriated, and talk about the fabled Holiday Havoc songs as they time travel to the year 2004 to partake in “A Very Venture Christmas”

Rilo has the honor and privilege to sit down and chat about the origins of Venture Bros. and the cultural impact of the show, among other burning questions from the hivemind of the fandom, with the voice of Jonas Venture Sr. himself, Paul Boocock.

Rilo and Garden discuss chemistry mishaps, a gross of meat boys and say goodbye to 2020 (and a dearly beloved character) with the last proper Guild episode of this year and this season! It’s “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)”! BOOM YUMMY!

Rilo and Garden discuss Gary Busey, positive LGBTQ+ representation in the Ventureverse and the problem of cosplaying women with deep v neck lines. I’ve heard it said “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part One)”

Rilo and Garden talk conspiracy theories, trading card games and both the houses that coke built. It’s always been there, Operation Rusty’s Blanket, “ORB”.