Guess What You're Gonna Hate?

Guest Josh Whitehead from On The Front Porch With Us offers Janine two Disney movies to choose from: Brink! (1998) or Sky High (2005), one of which Janine wrote extensive self-insert fanfiction of when she was a teenager. Listen to Janine relive the cringe of teenage fandom while Josh gives unique and insightful commentary on the deeper meaning of a mediocre movie.  Check out On The Front Porch Wi...

Remember when you'd all crowd around a computer while someone made you watch their YouTube playlist of funny videos? Chances are that a song or two from The Lonely Island graced that experience. Our guest Charis Dillon discusses SNL Digital Shorts of the 2000s as well as some of The Lonely Island's top hits. Be sure to check out the full show notes for links on our website www. HatePodcast.com! Ch...

There are no choices when it comes to Osmosis Jones (2001). You either mayonegg or you die -- or, sometimes, you mayonegg AND die. Kate and Janine review an utterly disgusting movie full of delightful gross-out gags. Be sure to listen for a message from our friends over at Spoop Hour! 

Did you know that Shrek and Donkey were animated into the audience during the 74th Oscars? Learn about the beginnings of the Best Animated Feature Category (and its subsequent criticisms) on this week's minisode. Be sure to enter our giveaway by rating and reviewing our podcast! This episode has an extensive list of links for you to check out if you're interested, including some interesting YouTub...

Let me take you back to middle school. No? You don't want to? Too bad, neither do we! Kate and Janine discuss a variety of topics, including: February 2007 top 40 hits, blind items and celebrity gossip from February 2008, and possibly watching High School Musical. (P.S., #LetJanineWatchHSM)

Did y'all know money doesn't grow on trees? It's news to us! This week, Janine chooses between two Disney Channel Original Movies: Cow Belles (2006), starring the Michalka sisters, or Cadet Kelly (2002), starring Hilary Duff. Make sure to tune in to hear the details of our ongoing contest!

Kate and Janine follow Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to the dairy farm as they watch the second episode of The Simple Life. Good news: the girls wear sensible shoes and the chihuahua gets to play outside! Also, be sure to listen until the end of the episode for details on an upcoming contest and giveaway.

Repeat after me: we love our corporate overlords! Kate takes back the reigns of this podcast and offers two options: Where the Heart Is (2000) starring Natalie Portman and Ashley Judd, or It's Complicated starring Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin (2009).

Please remove that dog's tutu so she can romp around in the mud. She deserves to be free. Kate and Janine travel to the Ozarks with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie as they review the first episode of The Simple Life (2003)!

To celebrate her birthday, Janine offers Kate the choice between two romantic movies: Sweet November (2001) starring Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves, or Kate and Leopold (2001) starring Meg Ryan and Hugh Jackman.

In the very first "mini episode" of Guess What You're Gonna Hate?, Janine and Kate discuss the song "Stuck" by Stacie Orrico, as well as the top 10 songs on the top 40 list ten years ago, in 2008. Psst -- by the way, Janine was TOTALLY right on what Apologize by Timbaland sounded like. It might be the first and last time that Janine knows a piece of pop culture that Kate does not. A piece of GWYGH...

In the very first episode of 2018, Janine and Kate discuss the absolute plethora of early 2000s media centering around romance in the White House as they consider their hardest decision yet: whether to watch First Daughter (2004) or Chasing Liberty (2004), two movies that are nearly identical in plot.

It's Christmas, jerk! Kate offers Janine the choice of three movies to watch for the very first holiday episode. A special surprise... What's this? Janine may have actually seen a movie Kate suggests? Bah humbug! Check it out in GWYGH's last episode of 2017!

Kate offers Janine the opportunity to watch one of two horrible movies from 2004: New York Minute, starring the Olsen twins, or Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, starring Lindsay Lohan.

Kate makes Janine pick her poison: From Justin to Kelly (2003) starring Kelly Clarkson or Crossroads (2002) starring Britney Spears. (Episode re-uploaded due to volume issues.)