Brian Bogart and Julian Goza

Guantanamo Baes

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Brian and Julian are two first generation Cuban-American cousins who riff on topics ranging from pop culture to geopolitics, dynamically filtered through Julian's queer lens and Brian's cripplingly hetero point of view. There's a little something for everyone in this Cuban Cousin Kiki, so just hit play already!

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Brian Bogart and Julian Goza

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Latest episode

Mar 12, 2026

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Episodes

Los Problemistos 20.03.2023

Who's the most spank-able nepo-baby out there? Did Pedro Pascal discover the legal alternative to methamphetamine?  And did anyone else find the video of the Russian plane dumping fuel on the American drone strangely erotic?

Boy Meets Congress 13.03.2023

Should anyone arrested for treason ever see the light of day again?  Would Julian move back to Cuba if they had a Gucci store? Should Corey  Matthews from Boy Meets World run for Congress?

You'd be a hell of a Wonk, bitch 06.03.2023

Should we help children feel more welcome in prison? What do Pete Buttigieg and Taylor Swift have in common? Also, why all of us should  carry our cup the way Jonathan Majors does.

Angela Bassett did the Thing 27.02.2023

Why is Tekashi69 causing such a ruckus in Havana? Is the nickname  'Meatball Ron,' Trump's greatest contribution to American culture? And  why are Mormons so good at pyramid schemes?

Benders at the Ramada 20.02.2023

Is Nintendo the gayest video game console? Also, Julian makes Brian listen to the new Lana Del Rey song.

What do you mean, "You People?" 17.02.2023

Does Michael Imperioli have the softest lips in  Hollywood? If you don't have kids, should you make friends with people  who have guest houses? Is faking cancer ever worth it?

The Chinese Spy Balloon Episode 13.02.2023

What's that silly ol' Xi Jinping up to with this balloon nonsense?  Will Elian Gonzalez be a fair and just leader of the Cuban people? Is  Zara Lawson justified in thinking people should be allowed to talk in  movie theaters?

To Kill a Hummingbird 30.01.2023

Is it too early to start making Oscar predictions? How genuine is Spencer Pratt's hummingbird obsession?  Was Ted Lasso written by an AI to strengthen relations between the US and Europe to prepare for war with China?

Jinkies! 23.01.2023

Is Mindy Kaling's 'Velma'  really  a right-wing psy-op? Have  you been eating more cookies for breakfast in light of this egg  shortage? And should we open a club in WeHo and call it 'the Duchy of  Cornwall'? Music by BridgerPrix

Eat, Gay, Love 09.01.2023

Julian is in the studio to talk about his trip to Egypt, the  unfortunate truth about Nepo-Babies (that they exist), and give his hot  takes on the latest news stories in a new segment we're calling "The  World According to Jules." It's gonna be a great year, people! Intro by BridgerPrix

EP.9 I, ArtBot 13.12.2022

Julian is back in the studio to go over his Top 10 list for the  year and discuss the terrifying implications of the AI Art craze.

Pop Culture Update w/ Julian Goza 03.11.2022

Julian is back in the studio to spill the tea on the dust that has  yet to settle on Brangelina's separation. Also, mourning the loss of  Leslie Jordan, and where's the best place to get a massage with no  hanky-panky in LA. Music by BridgerPrix

Thanks Obama w/ Neeraj Srinivasan 27.10.2022

Neeraj Srinivasan ("100 Thousand Dollar Pyramid" and "Portlandia")  visits us from Portland to talk about TV's first portrayal of a Black  President, his evolving relationship with angst, and gives sound advice  on what to do when you win 100K in a game show hosted by Michael  Strahan. Intro Music by BridgerPrix

Life Pivot w/ Jessica Burch 21.10.2022

Copywriter, designer, and old friend from high school,  Jessica Burch, is in LA on a business trip to learn about the technology  that is going to take your job one day. She also teaches us how we can  successfully change careers while juggling two kids and a mortgage. Sorry  for the delay, everyone, I was out of town and was really sick for a  week when I got back but I'm...

Emmy Review Spectacular with Quinn Lara 20.09.2022

Big shot Hollywood man who works at the Starz Network, Quinn Lara,  stops by to justify the atrocities the world witnessed at the 2022  Emmys. Also, what exactly is racist's latest beef with Middle Earth and  King's Landing?

Don't Worry Darling 13.09.2022

Brian's cousin, Julian Goza (Actor: "Barry") stops by the studio to talk about the infamous premiere weekend of the cursed thriller "Don't  Worry Darling," and together, we answer the age-old question: Did Harry  Styles spit on Chris Pine? Also, does Sydney Sweeney deserve the backlash she's getting for her mother's MAGA themed birthday party?

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