Neil Pearsall and Chris Smith

Grumpy Mens Club

Comedy EN ↓ 38 episodes

Two retired cops. One hilarious podcast. After working together for more than 20 years in policing, Neil and Chris bring their unique blend of humour, honesty, and experience to the microphone. From current events and everyday frustrations to fascinating guests and outrageous stories, no topic is off-limits. Expect plenty of banter, a good moan about modern life, laugh-out-loud moments, and the occasional serious discussion. Join Neil and Chris for an entertaining, unfiltered look at life—because when these two retired cops get talking, anything can happen.

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Author

Neil Pearsall and Chris Smith

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Nov 5, 2026

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Episodes

Meals Out, Decorating and Facebook 05.11.2026

Neil and Chris explore the cost of living. A meal out caused a stir with Neil, and so did some home decorating. Chris was angered by Facebook this week and pushed the boundaries on men wearing makeup. All this and the odd joke thrown in. Join us for a moan, a laugh and an unfiltered look into Neil and Chris's life. After working together for more than 20 years in policing, Neil and Chris bring...

Technology, Food waste and Caravan's 21.10.2026

Welcome back to the Grumpy Mens club for another hilarious, unfiltered, unscripted look at modern life. Neil and Chris discuss new technology and how it is making people lazy. Why does everything have to be connected to WiFi. Chris doesn't waste food!! but how far will he go? Also Caravan's, what on earth has happened in them over the summer? and much much more! After working together for...

Beauty Products, Fetishes and Christmas?! Already?! 06.10.2026

Welcome back to another episode of the Grumpy Mens Club. Neil and Chris push the boundaries of people's fetishes and some surprising things that are in everyday beauty products. They also mention their un satisfaction of seeing Christmas products on the shelves in September. If you like to laugh, enjoy typical British humour then this show is for you. Whether you're into British comedy, da...

Fast Food secrets, General Grumblings and more Dad Jokes. 26.09.2026

After a short well earned break, Neil and Chris return with a look at Fast Food outlets and coffee shops. They have a theory of what goes on behind the scenes. They enjoy a good moan about general things that greet us all in daily life including Chris's 40pence he had to pay for tinkle in Cornwall. Obviously and always though, the podcast is full of jokes, laughs and banter. Get involved, repl...

Emotional Support, Phones and Welfare 27.08.2026

Neil and Chris explore the reasoning behind Emotional support animals, including welfare. They also discuss peoples etiquette with phones. Another grumpy week that sail's close to the edge with it's humour and suggestions. Contains bad language and descriptions that may offend.

Travel, Jokes and News 13.08.2026

A fantastic episode this week, full of laughter, Jokes and general nonsense. We really enjoyed recording it, it's live, completely unscripted and hilarious. We really hope you enjoy this episode. Please comment, like, follow us and share with your friends. Have a great week. Neil and Chris

Viewer Questions, Real stories and Dating 30.07.2026

A must view podcast this week. Hilarious interaction with viewers and listeners and towards the end of the show an interesting but very funny take on a new craze. Neil and Chris delve deep into discussing these topics with a view that is open and honest and always funny, Please watch, download enjoy and spread the word. We welcome you to get involved, comment and share your thoughts on this latest...

Apologies, Adverts and Apps 23.07.2026

Neil and Chris make an apology for their last video to You Tube who pulled them up on humour that was too close to the edge for their liking. We also discuss adverts from today and yesteryear, and also have a moan about stupid apps that you can get on your phone! Please watch, like, comment and subscribe to the channel. We are also on Instagram for short jokes and funny videos. Enjoy!

Kids, Obesity and People 17.07.2026

Two retired cops. One podcast. Endless opportunities for chaos. After working together for more than 20 years in policing, Neil and Chris bring their unique blend of experience, honesty, sarcasm, and humour to the microphone. From topical issues and current events to everyday annoyances and life's many frustrations, nothing is off-limits. Expect hilarious stories, candid opinions, entertaining...

Heat, Holidays and more Nostalgia 09.07.2026

Two retired cops. One podcast. Endless opportunities for chaos. After working together for more than 20 years in policing, Neil and Chris bring their unique blend of experience, honesty, sarcasm, and humour to the microphone. From topical issues and current events to everyday annoyances and life's many frustrations, nothing is off-limits. Expect hilarious stories, candid opinions, entertaining...

Ancient Aliens, Bins and Nostalgia 24.06.2026

wo retired cops. One podcast. Endless opportunities for chaos. After working together for more than 20 years in policing, Neil and Chris bring their unique blend of experience, honesty, sarcasm, and humour to the microphone. From topical issues and current events to everyday annoyances and life's many frustrations, nothing is off-limits. Expect hilarious stories, candid opinions, entertaining...

Supermarkets, Doctors and Paranormal 12.06.2026

This weeks discussion is probably one of our best yet. To kick off our new series. Plenty of jokes and parody. It also has our new member of honour Steve Evets. (Farmer Jim off Brassic) who's language is something to be desired! Honoured to have him take part though. Please comment, subscribe and share with friends. It's good to have a moan in a comical way! Join in, join the club, it'...

Talking Dogs? Vanity and Manners 29.05.2026

An in depth candid chat into a few moans and groans about subjects that raise further questions. Leave us your comments or your thoughts. Spoken with zero filter and honest opinion these two ex cops, Neil and Smithy open a world of debate that provides comedy and serious issues. This episode involves a guest. Becki-jo !

Phobias, Weirdness and Sports days! 19.05.2026

Neil and Smithy talk about phobias and uncompetitive sports days! They also cover many other issues in this episode that makes grumpiness the ultimate topic with hilarious outcomes and unscripted jokes and comedy. Please like follow and subscribe for more episodes. Feel free to leave comments and get involved. Thanks

Parking, Chocolate and Fire! 06.05.2026

The Grumpy mens club touches on all subjects. Mainly one's that give us cause to moan about them, but also find the funny side. We are two ex Cop's, we have no filter, we have no problem with our gripes and the way we put them across. Like and subscribe. Comment if you want, give us what annoys you so we can talk about it. Thanks for listening.

Dogs, Botox and Cold callers 24.04.2026

A no filtered true reflection of life from two ex Cops and 50 somethings. Lot's to moan about and lots to laugh about. This podcast presents real life groans on change, and todays society. The unscripted conversations between Neil and Chris end in hilarious outcomes that are close to the line. Enjoy! Please like subscribe and follow for more releases.

The funniest bits so far... 14.04.2026

Some of our best bits and outtakes from the the last 4 months of our podcast's. Laugh, enjoy and subscribe. Neil and Chris worked together for over 20 years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of stories, comedy and yet some serious issues.

We are just Grumpy Men! 03.04.2026

Two retired cops deliver a humorous and honest view of things in life that just drive you mad. Neil and Chris worked together for 20 + years as Cops, their views and funny approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues. Check out our other podcasts and shorts. Like, follow and subscribe for new releases.

Annoying things, Anecdotes and Cop stories. 26.03.2026

Hilarious podcast from two ex Cops who have a lot to moan about. Neil and Chris worked together for 20+ years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues. Please like share and subscribe and get involved. We love reading viewers messages and responding. So don't be shy, tell us your gri...

A Change of direction 20.03.2026

Two ex Cops, host a podcast delivering a satirical view on life's trials, tribulations and a number of topical issues. Neil and Chris worked together for 20 years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues.

How did we get on this subject? 06.03.2026

Two ex Cops, host a podcast delivering a satirical view on Policing and topical issues. Anything can happen! Neil and Chris worked together for 20 years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues.

Strange thought's and Real stories 22.02.2026

Probably our best podcast yet. Two ex Cops, host a podcast delivering a satirical and comedic view on Policing and topical issues. Neil and Chris worked together for 20 years as Police Officers, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues.

A sneaky peek 19.02.2026

Just a quick peak at the start of our next episode which will be released next week. Probably our best podcast yet. 'Keep em peeled' for when its released.

Two old Cops and a lot to moan about! 14.02.2026

Two ex Cops, host a podcast delivering a satirical and funny view on Policing and topical issues. Anything can happen! Neil and Chris worked together for 20 years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues.

National Crime News 2 14.02.2026

More jokes, from the two ex Cops with nothing better to do. Enjoy. Dont forget to subscribe.

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