Neil Pearsall and Chris Smith
Grumpy Mens Club
Two retired cops. One hilarious podcast. After working together for more than 20 years in policing, Neil and Chris bring their unique blend of humour, honesty, and experience to the microphone. From current events and everyday frustrations to fascinating guests and outrageous stories, no topic is off-limits. Expect plenty of banter, a good moan about modern life, laugh-out-loud moments, and the occasional serious discussion. Join Neil and Chris for an entertaining, unfiltered look at life—because when these two retired cops get talking, anything can happen.
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Episodes
Heat, Holidays and more Nostalgia 09.07.2026 1:14:53
Two retired cops. One podcast. Endless opportunities for chaos. After working together for more than 20 years in policing, Neil and Chris bring their unique blend of experience, honesty, sarcasm, and humour to the microphone. From topical issues and current events to everyday annoyances and life's many frustrations, nothing is off-limits. Expect hilarious stories, candid opinions, entertaining...
Ancient Aliens, Bins and Nostalgia 24.06.2026 1:04:15
wo retired cops. One podcast. Endless opportunities for chaos. After working together for more than 20 years in policing, Neil and Chris bring their unique blend of experience, honesty, sarcasm, and humour to the microphone. From topical issues and current events to everyday annoyances and life's many frustrations, nothing is off-limits. Expect hilarious stories, candid opinions, entertaining...
Supermarkets, Doctors and Paranormal 12.06.2026 51:03
This weeks discussion is probably one of our best yet. To kick off our new series. Plenty of jokes and parody. It also has our new member of honour Steve Evets. (Farmer Jim off Brassic) who's language is something to be desired! Honoured to have him take part though. Please comment, subscribe and share with friends. It's good to have a moan in a comical way! Join in, join the club, it'...
Talking Dogs? Vanity and Manners 29.05.2026 1:09:51
An in depth candid chat into a few moans and groans about subjects that raise further questions. Leave us your comments or your thoughts. Spoken with zero filter and honest opinion these two ex cops, Neil and Smithy open a world of debate that provides comedy and serious issues. This episode involves a guest. Becki-jo !
Phobias, Weirdness and Sports days! 19.05.2026 1:01:04
Neil and Smithy talk about phobias and uncompetitive sports days! They also cover many other issues in this episode that makes grumpiness the ultimate topic with hilarious outcomes and unscripted jokes and comedy. Please like follow and subscribe for more episodes. Feel free to leave comments and get involved. Thanks
Parking, Chocolate and Fire! 06.05.2026 36:46
The Grumpy mens club touches on all subjects. Mainly one's that give us cause to moan about them, but also find the funny side. We are two ex Cop's, we have no filter, we have no problem with our gripes and the way we put them across. Like and subscribe. Comment if you want, give us what annoys you so we can talk about it. Thanks for listening.
Dogs, Botox and Cold callers 24.04.2026 40:10
A no filtered true reflection of life from two ex Cops and 50 somethings. Lot's to moan about and lots to laugh about. This podcast presents real life groans on change, and todays society. The unscripted conversations between Neil and Chris end in hilarious outcomes that are close to the line. Enjoy! Please like subscribe and follow for more releases.
The funniest bits so far... 14.04.2026 38:30
Some of our best bits and outtakes from the the last 4 months of our podcast's. Laugh, enjoy and subscribe. Neil and Chris worked together for over 20 years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of stories, comedy and yet some serious issues.
We are just Grumpy Men! 03.04.2026 57:17
Two retired cops deliver a humorous and honest view of things in life that just drive you mad. Neil and Chris worked together for 20 + years as Cops, their views and funny approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues. Check out our other podcasts and shorts. Like, follow and subscribe for new releases.
Annoying things, Anecdotes and Cop stories. 26.03.2026 1:08:21
Hilarious podcast from two ex Cops who have a lot to moan about. Neil and Chris worked together for 20+ years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues. Please like share and subscribe and get involved. We love reading viewers messages and responding. So don't be shy, tell us your gri...
A Change of direction 20.03.2026 1:09:05
Two ex Cops, host a podcast delivering a satirical view on life's trials, tribulations and a number of topical issues. Neil and Chris worked together for 20 years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues.
How did we get on this subject? 06.03.2026 59:45
Two ex Cops, host a podcast delivering a satirical view on Policing and topical issues. Anything can happen! Neil and Chris worked together for 20 years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues.
Strange thought's and Real stories 22.02.2026 59:14
Probably our best podcast yet. Two ex Cops, host a podcast delivering a satirical and comedic view on Policing and topical issues. Neil and Chris worked together for 20 years as Police Officers, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues.
A sneaky peek 19.02.2026 0:36
Just a quick peak at the start of our next episode which will be released next week. Probably our best podcast yet. 'Keep em peeled' for when its released.
Two old Cops and a lot to moan about! 14.02.2026 26:15
Two ex Cops, host a podcast delivering a satirical and funny view on Policing and topical issues. Anything can happen! Neil and Chris worked together for 20 years as Cops, their views and humorous approach to interviews, topics and relevant subjects creates a hilarious outcome of comedy and yet some serious issues.
National Crime News 2 14.02.2026 3:46
More jokes, from the two ex Cops with nothing better to do. Enjoy. Dont forget to subscribe.
NCN News from Real Police Talk 28.01.2026 2:53
Jokes, Jokes, and more Jokes! An exert from our latest video. We had to re-record this due to laughing too much in the original video. Please subscribe, like , comment or just laugh. Thanks for watching. Gotta have a laugh!
Monthly Round Up January 2026 28.01.2026 54:11
A monthly round up of both topical and interesting news from Neil and Chris. This video is hilarious in parts and well worth watching. The News scene, has been re recorded and posted as well. To show you how it will look each month. Hope you enjoy. The news is a parody of different shows mixed together. Great to record, funny to watch. Please comment, like, subscribe. Thank you
PTSD and a Cops silent battle 17.01.2026 17:09
An uneasy, but truthful video of how the job and people within it can cause serious mental health problems if taken to far. Neil opens up about his battle, his trauma and failures surrounding his illnesses. It was really difficult and was never for release, but recent events and hate messages have made him release it. Please comment, like, and subscribe for more videos.
US and UK ex Cop's discuss challenges within the job 14.01.2026 52:58
A really interesting interview with Joe Swanson, an ex Cop from the US. Joe now concentrates on Police welfare and mental wellness. With his wealth of knowledge in the subject, he has put together a simple but effective way of treating and managing stress issues within the Job. Please like and subscribe for info on new releases.
It's those two ex Cop's again ! Part deux 10.01.2026 50:12
The second part of the interview between Neil and Chris. Two retired ex Cop colleagues. Funnier and a bit more in depth than the first. They slip away on a tangent a couple of times but this is what happens when two colleagues that worked together for over 20 years. However, they do discuss serious issues too. It's a great listen and will have you chuckling to yourself throughout. Please subscribe...
Police Recruitment and Retention 07.01.2026 7:39
Although we like to have a bit of fun at Real Police talk, we do sometimes delve into the more serious things. This is an audio of Police recruitment and retention. Some controversial items are asked. Please comment, your views are important to us.
Two ex Cops, the Job, the Stories, the PTSD 30.12.2025 1:03:15
Two ex Police Officer's that worked together for over 20 year's sit and discuss their careers. This is a personal to them both and is a true/frank account of their experiences. Unfortunately, both Officer's were retired with Mental Health issues including PTSD because of their work. Many Officers are the same, just from doing their job. Please subscribe, like and follow for further truthful interv...
Policing the Old school way with Steve (Part two) 28.12.2025 1:02:50
Part two of Steve's interview. Policing the 70's and 80,s for Staffordshire Police. Steve puts a twist on Policing back in the day and provides an insight into what it was really like! Please remember to like, subscribe and follow for further episodes of true Policing from real cops around the UK.
Policing the Old School way 12.12.2025 44:57
This is the first part of an interview with Steve, a retired bobby from Staffordshire Police. He gives an insight to Policing the 70's and 80's, a little bit different from today! He talks about the area he served, the people, the places he went to Police, the miners strike and Toxteth riots. Steve did 25 yrs with Staffs Police and is still a well respected member of the community.
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