Growth on the Rocks

This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about the famous people in History that they would hit. There's an argument over who the best Bond is, a deep love of Rose seltzer and a passionate conversation about the effects of the Karate Kid 2 soundtrack.

Wrapped in a warm blanket of goodness, your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about what you should and should not do on a first date. There may have even been talk of some horrible dating app mistakes and a potential book deal catered to the elderly in the style of a graphic romance novel. 

Not really sure what to say about this episode other than your Boozy Bestie and Bae got a little too chatty about their love of horror films and the concept of sex find in the genre. There was lots of beer, a very relaxed host and talks of Jamie Lee Curtis, headless felatio, and the hotness that is Interview with the Vampire. All in all, your typical Monday!

In another non sponsored, but hopefully one day sponsored episode, (shout out to Yuengling), your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about dating pasts. Whether it's a high body count or past marriages or maybe a questionable profession, sometimes its hard to not consider your partners past.

After a week off, we are back...back again! This week, your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about the cringy and questionable things done in their youth while drinking highly regrettable booze. Somehow Shakespeare doesn't translate into getting a guy to like you and dick pics are just as bad as moonwalking away from a guy on a dance floor. Episode hopefully sponsored by Jack Daniels and Jameson!

This week your Boozy Bestie invited her first guest to the podcast. Christina who is part of "Drunk Moms, Talking S&*%!" is a friend of the show. After what originally started as "We won't drink too much.", turned into several beers, a ton of shots and talking about our fears of not having any sex later on in our marriages. Oh, and Bae was there too.

This week, your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about the gender roles found in most relationships. They discuss the badassness of Cher and why Sean Connery shouldn't be part of Cancel Culture.

Your Boozy Bestie talks about all things porn, OnlyFans new policy and ground breaking documentaries that revolve around sex work. We also learn what kind of porn our hosts enjoy and the cinematic greatness that is parody porn!

Who should pay on the first date? This week, your Boozy Bestie talks about doing the "Check Dance" and whether or not a guy should feel weird if a girl offers to pay on the first date. Also, this episode may have been fueled by tequila.

This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae do an epic game of "Truth or Drink" involving a bottle of Don Julio and hard to answer questions. There is also a hot debate on why Paul Rudd is the only hall pass allowed and a mockery of "I Will Always Love You", may or may not have occurred. 

This week, your Boozy Bestie talks about different ways to spice up your bedroom life. From toys, to porn, to the time when Bae wore a sexy ass suit and got her all turned on. We talk about the various ways you can add excitement before things turn blah!

This week, your Boozy Bestie talks about maintaining a friendship with an ex. Can it be done, should it be done and why do we hate Tom Cruise?

This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about interracial dating and the stigma that still exists to this day. They dive into the history of Loving Vs Virginia and how society and the dating world views people or different races being in romantic relationships.

We tried...we really did. This week, your Boozy Bestie and bae express their very strong thoughts on the new Netflix series "Sex/Life." They also tackle how sex positive women are portrayed in the series and if Netflix made a hybrid between a Hallmark film and a Porn Hub short.

This week your Boozy Bestie talks about threesomes! Oh and the time she suggested one as an anniversary gift. It truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Also, how do you bring up adding a partner in bed and more importantly, should it be done to spice up a relationship versus trying to salvage one.

Never mix inappropriate couples games and alcohol. The results are priceless. This week, your Boozy Bestie plays a naughty game of "Would You Rather" with her boo. They talk about the sex lives of their parents, finger sized nipples and who would enjoy sleeping with Rihanna. Grab a cocktail and your bae and join in on the fun!

A tale as old as time. If women sleep with many partners, they are "sluts". But a man can do the same and be a "playa". This week your Boozy Bestie tries to find common ground with this age old debate and ponders if she too is a slut!

Your Boozy Bestie and her boo talk about their first times and why one was like a horror film and the other involved Joey Diaz! We all have memories good or bad tied to our first time. What's yours?

It's the first episode and why not talk about dick size? Join your Boozy Bestie and her boo as they debate if size truly matters. Does it equate to performance or are we just vain? And for added fun, drink every time they say "PENIS". Be sure to follow Desiree on IG, Twitter and TikTok @iamdsimone and follow her blog at www.iamdsimone.com.