Grownups Are Lucky

Do you ever look in the mirror and think, I feel like I’ve seen that face before?

What is love? What is a story? Why are we here? What comes tomorrow? This latest episode answers none of these questions!

You are what you bring to the table, and you are alone at that table, even if there are other people at that table. They can’t help you, except for maybe being able to pass the salt.

It’s a brand new season of Grownups Are Lucky, which means absolutely nothing, because we just took the stack of story recipes, shuffled them, and then changed the shit up like we were playing drunken Madlibs. And maybe we were. Who are you to judge? You’re the one who can’t find anything better to do than to listen to this crap.

As should come as no surprise, this year’s season finale doesn’t mistletoe the line, when it comes to holiday cheer.

This episode is so stupid you’ll feel great about yourself for not being as stupid as this episode.

Death happens. Life happens. Smells happen. Pets happen. Grownups Are Lucky is back after going away just after falsely claiming it was back. Trust nobody, but also, enjoy!

Holy schitz, we’re back. Just when you were ready to give up on podcasts that were short enough to listen to while folding no more than ten pair of underwear. We’re back, you glorious listener! So enjoy! Because nothing lasts forever.

Companionship can be found. It can be lost. It can be simulated on television.

Trigger warning!: This is about that time you were at that place and you were pretty sure everybody wondered if you were actually invited to be in that place and the whole time you felt like everybody hated you and you still can’t confirm that they didn’t. Enjoy!

It’s all a sad loop. It’s always been like this. Enjoy!

You’d be surprised who people think you look like in another part of the world where people don’t look like you.

The weather waits for no grandma.

This week’s episode includes a bad German accent, unsolicited life advice, and a puzzle!

This week’s story can’t be bothered. If you want this thing in your living room you’re going to have to do the heavy lifting yourself.

When you find yourself asking yourself, “what is the worst that can happen?” the answer is probably lots of terrible things.

All the elves are on furlough, so this is the best we could come up with, and let’s be honest, it’s a disappointment, but you’re used to that by now.

There is a lot of space in space.

Here is a story about a depressing sounding place where a kid is asking questions and his stuffed friends are doing their best to give some sound advice.

A shallow dive into a divided America.

Oh no he didn’t. Oh yes he did.

This one guy walks into a bar.

This is a story about how the author is afraid we’ll all soon be dumb and afraid and nobody will remember how to make electricity.

Dumb stuff blurs along in shapes and sounds you reassemble in your imagination because it’s a gift your brain gave you, and because you’re bored, and secretly anxious and fed up and scared and tired and nearly deceased. Enjoy!

It’s so hard to buy things and feel like a winner when buying things makes you feel like a loser.