Grown-Ass Kids Club

Send us Fan Mail In 1985, television asked one very important question: What if literally every famous person showed up in Wonderland? Ryan and Andrea tumble down the rabbit hole to revisit the gloriously bizarre two-night TV event Alice in Wonderland . From an absurdly stacked celebrity cast to the texturally terrifying Jabberwocky, they uncover how this ambitious special became one of the strang...

Send us Fan Mail This week, Andrea and Ryan celebrate the gourmet masterpieces of their youth: Chef Boyardee and Lunchables. Andrea uncovers the immigrant success story behind Chef Boyardee, while Ryan examines how Lunchables became the unofficial currency of elementary school cafeterias. The episode ends with a game to decide which nostalgic meal deserves a Michelin Star... or at least a place in...

Send us Fan Mail This week, Andrea and Ryan revisit The Brave Little Toaster , the beloved children's film that somehow includes existential dread, abandonment issues, appliance death, and a musical number about getting crushed in a junkyard. They break down the movie's most traumatizing moments, discuss why so many millennials are still emotionally scarred by it, and Ryan investigates t...

Send us Fan Mail Andrea and Ryan dive into the wild history of Universal Studios Hollywood and how a simple studio tour evolved into one of the biggest theme park empires in the world. From classic monster movies and the iconic tram tour to blockbuster attractions based on Jaws, Jurassic Park, and Super Mario Bros., the duo explores how Universal changed the theme park industry forever. Andrea als...

Send us Fan Mail This episode is like an onion… it has layers. Andrea and Ryan celebrate the 25th anniversary of Shrek with a nostalgic deep dive into the movie that turned fairy tales upside down and somehow became one of the most quotable films of all time. Andrea shares the behind-the-scenes story of how the movie was made and then joins Ryan in revisiting their favorite moments, characters, jo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Andrea and Ryan explore the history of the Happy Meal! We discuss how it started, how it evolved, and how toy promotions helped turn it into a cultural phenomenon. From iconic collectibles to clever marketing strategies, this is a nostalgic and insightful look at one of the most recognizable kids’ meals of all time. Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail All aboard. Ryan shares his first Disney Cruise experience, including visits to Castaway Cay and Lookout Cay!. Andrea and Ryan unpack the magic, the reality, and the unforgettable moments from sea to shore. It’s a journey filled with nostalgia, discovery, and a few unexpected twists along the way. Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail Transformers fans are a special breed—and this week we get the ultimate guide. Jason Exum of Dyce Games joins us to break down the history, toys, cartoons, and culture behind the Transformers phenomenon. Whether you grew up watching the series, collecting the figures, or just yelling “Autobots, roll out!” on the playground, this episode is packed with nostalgia, fandom lore, and s...

Send us Fan Mail Before there were influencer houses, there were fully furnished woodland homes in Maple Town. This week, Andrea and Ryan revisit Calico Critters and the animated series that made small-town animal life feel aspirational. We talk nostalgia, merchandising, the gentle moral lessons, and why those tiny flocked figures still hold a strangely powerful place in our hearts. Turns out, the...

Send us Fan Mail Awards season has entered the treehouse. This week, Andrea and Ryan break down the 2026 Best Animated Film nominees — first impressions, emotional reactions, and the only metric that truly matters: which character would make the best plush. We briefly visit each film, discuss what makes them awards-worthy (or chaotic), and make our official Grown-Ass Kids Club pick for who should...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Grown-Ass Kids Club, Andrea and Ryan break down their recent trip to Disney on Ice. We discuss the surprisingly relevant storyline, the unpredictable audience behavior, and the characters we fully expected to see — but didn’t. Equal parts nostalgic, funny, and mildly alarming, this is Disney on Ice through a grown-ass lens. Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail It’s Dump Month, so naturally we’re talking about horny hockey books, haunted houses, and Nicole Kidman whisper-acting her way through one of the smartest ghost stories of the 2000s. Andrea and Ryan kick things off with an unexpected Heated Rivalry detour before diving into The Others —a film released during a slow month that somehow delivered thrills, chills, and one of horror’s...

Send us Fan Mail They were everywhere. They were unsettling. And somehow… we loved them. This week, Andrea and Ryan explore the 90s Troll doll craze — where it came from, how it exploded across brands, and why these tiny, unhinged creatures captured our hearts. What started as a cute collectible turns into a surprisingly deep conversation about nostalgia, identity, and the parts of ourselves we ke...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the very first meeting of the Grown-Ass Kids Club . This week, Andrea and Ryan kick off the new era by revisiting Dirty Dancing — the movie that taught us about love, classism, illegal abortions, and the undeniable sainthood of Jerry Orbach. We talk nostalgia, unpack the social issues hiding in plain sight, take a character quiz to see who’s Baby and who’s the real vill...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Holidays! Andrea has an exciting announcement! Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail Happy Holidays - We've got an exciting announcement! Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail It’s that magical time of year when people trample each other for TVs and Ryan and Andrea trample each other for limited-edition Mickey merch! They each pick which Disney merchandise items—past and present—would make Black Friday-worthy deals! Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail In honor of the Wicked frenzy sweeping the world, Ryan and Andrea revisit Oz the Great and Powerful —Disney’s ambitious, slightly sparkly attempt to make their own Oz universe. Ryan’s defending it with his whole heart. Andrea’s still processing her trauma. Michelle Williams is serving Glinda realness. And James Franco's wizard… might need HR training. Follow us @grownasskidsc...

Send us Fan Mail It’s spooky season, and Ryan and Andrea are putting on their Mickey ears and witch hats to rank the Top 10 Disney Halloween films and specials you need to watch. From Haunted Mansion haunts to Lonesome Ghosts nostalgia, they’re brewing up a cauldron full of Halloween magic and questionable opinions. Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail This week, Andrea and Ryan step into Disney’s forbidden zone — Escape From Tomorrow , the black-and-white fever dream filmed guerrilla-style in the parks. They’ll unpack how this movie even exists, why it’s so unsettling, and what happens when you mix Disney magic with an indie film student’s therapy session. Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail Andrea and Ryan bravely step into the sparkly battlefield of Disney Channel teen franchises: Descendants and Zombies. They are messy, they are musical, and they are proof that Disney Channel is still the undefeated champion of tween brainwaves. Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail School’s in session! Ryan and Andrea sharpen their #2 pencils and hand out report cards to Disney’s most famous educational institutions. From East High to that suspicious one-room schoolhouse in Pete's Dragon, get ready for the ultimate Disney school showdown—because not all classrooms are created equal. Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail Ryan and Andrea time-travel back to the '90s to revisit the Family Matters two-part Disney World episode—and they’ve got thoughts. Was it good? Not exactly. Was it magical? Debatable. Did it feature peak MGM Studios and a whole lot of awkward blocking near Cinderella Castle? Absolutely. This episode is part critique, part nostalgic squeal, and 100% brought to you by the ghost...

Send us Fan Mail How much Disney magic can one person pack into a single day? Andrea attempted a one-day Disneyland blitz—and Ryan’s here to ask about every moment! Topics include: Eavesdropping in line Strangers holding your hair on rides And the new Walt Disney animatronic that is absolutely not watching you sleep (probably) Follow us @grownasskidsclub

Send us Fan Mail In honor of Freakier Friday hitting theaters, Ryan and Andrea revisit the 2003 Freaky Friday remake—the one with Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Lee Curtis, and the most chaotic mother-daughter dynamic ever set to power chords. Follow us @grownasskidsclub