Grind my Metal Gears

We're going back to the very beginning of our journey and revisiting MGS1 with it's Gamecube remake, Twin Snakes. As one would expect, we had a great time overall especially thanks to Ryuhei Kitamura's ridiculous cutscenes. And Speaking of Kitamura, we also watched his 2000 film, Versus which love it or hate it, there's nothing else like it. Episode 87: Notacon

After we had a way better than expected time with MGS1's VR missions, it's only fitting that we find ourselves a little let down by MGS2's VR missions. There may be more missions, but there is way less variety, and not as much of the unique missions that MGS1 had to offer. But don't worry, we make up for the lacking VR missions by getting sidetracked on various topics such as: God...

We said we were going to cover both MGS1 and MGS2's VR missions this time, but it turns out we had way too much fun and way too much to say about MGS1's VR Missions, so we stuck with that. We've got quite a lot to talk through like giant soldiers, murder mysteries, puzzles, and more! Episode 85: JAV Flashbang (Alleged)

It seems like forever ago that we promised to cover the Ape Escape/MGS3 mini-games. Well we're finally making good on that promise by playing Snake VS Monkey and Mesal Gear Solid (we love a pun that makes no sense in English). Join us as we get up to some monkey business, talk movie references, eulogize the mini-game, and... get excited about the new Lego Batman game? All of that plus we talk...

All good things must come to an end, and so too must Policenauts, an absolutely banger from the halcyon days of early Kojima. Time for Jonathan and Ed to put an end to the corruption on Beyond and get our girl Karen the bone marrow she needs. Then stick around as we throw our favorite Kojima characters into the worlds of mini-golf and Resident Evil, and once and for all put an answer to the questi...

As the conspiracy at the heart of Policenauts starts to unravel we find ourselves getting set up and arrested, learning about illegal organ farming, and going to the moon! All this an more as we hit the three quarters point of Policenauts. Oh, and stick around as we contemplate what foods the various Kojima-verse characters are eating. Episode 82: Women Can't Commit Crimes

We're on to Act 2 of Policenauts which means the big conspiracy on Beyond is slowly starting to unravel. We're forced to question our allies, escape elaborate traps, hack computers, and disarm bombs as we dive further into the mystery. Oh, and don't worry: Jonathan's still out here being creepy to every woman he meets. Episode 81: I Hope They Have Hamburgers in Heaven

With Snatcher under our belts, it's time to play Kojima's other major pre-MGS game, Policenauts! It's a lot like Snatcher, but with a lot of improvements. However, one thing that was not improved is our new main character Jonathan Ingram, who unfortunately shares one too many traits with Gillian Seed. Episode 80: Hideo, It's a Restaurant

We finished Snatcher! It's time to find out the secrets of Gillian's past and save Neo-Kobe City. But mostly we're just here to appreciate our boys Metal Gear Mk II and Random Hajile. They both have a guaranteed place in the blunt rotation. Episode 79: The Secret of the Skin

Now that we've watched Blade Runner it's time to play Kojima's rip-of—— uh, I mean homage to Blade Runner: Snatcher! For a 30+ year old game, it holds up, or at least if you can overlook some of the writing around its women... but if you can do that, it's a good time! Join us as we play through the first half of this surprisingly charming adventure game from the earlier days of Koj...

Last time we took a diversion to talk about Blade Runner after Kojima talked it up in the Creative Gene, so of course it'd be foolish of us to not talk about it's surprisingly great, years later sequel: Blade Runner 2049. And we have so much to say about it, from it's many great performances (and one notable bad one), it's amazing production, our various feelings about the ending,...

Inspired by Kojima's essay on it in The Creative Gene, we're talking about Blade Runner! Ridley Scott's massively influential science fiction classic. When were not gushing over how good the film is and how much Rutger Hauer's performance makes us want to cry, we try to dissect the film for its most "Metal Gear" like elements. Episode 76: You Ever See a Man and Want to Cr...

We did it. We survived Metal Gear Survive. We talk about the story (what little there is), the repetitiveness of the gameplay, and the overall sauceless-ness of it all. Oh, and we also talk extensively about the cast of Zoolander for reasons. Episode 75: World of Tanks Creature Design

It's finally time for us to play the infamously poorly received Metal Gear Survive, so you know what that means: we spend some time reminiscing about Metal Gear AC!D 2, looking up Digimon on the villains fandom wiki, and also talking about the ups and (mostly) downs of our first few hours with this middling survival game. Episode 74: Pre-Wegmans Venus

Now that we've wrapped up DS2, it's time return to the world of books as we dig into The Creative Gene: A collection of essays by Kojima about his favorite books, movies, and various other things. We gain a lot of insight into his thematic inspirations, where many of the ideas for Death Stranding came from, some biographical info about the man, and his thoughts about life and the connectio...

It's not the journey, it's the strands we made along the way... We finished Death Stranding 2! Time to bask in it's final moments as we face off against a giant crab, enter the tokusatsu zone, and guitar battle our gay rival. We also confirm some long standing theories of ours. All I'll say is Tomorrow is in your hands... Episode 72: Bigger Lou Theory

We're coming up real close to the end of DS2 which means we've got lots to talk about in this episode. We've got more Higgs and more Neil, the return of two old friends, the Patriots, and... Tomie? All this and more as we wrap our heads around this penultimate section of DS2. Episode 71: These Three Girls Can Kill God

Death Stranding 2 is the game that keeps on giving. First we've got Mamoru Oshii dishing out pizzas and teaching us Pizza-Do Karate, then there's Usada Pekora, and then there's one of the sickest cutscenes we've ever seen in a Kojima game where a jokerfied guitar wielding Higgs fights a giant samurai mech man who may or may not be our baby? God, this game rules. Episode 70: This To...

It's time for us to get to know our newest member aboard the DHV Magellan, and come to the realization that women have never been thriving more in a Kojima game then our main trio is in this game. Also, Heartman is back! And he's receiving emails from himself???Episode 69: Girls Rock

DS2 continues! As Sam attempts to recover from the events of episode 1, we get to meet the drawbridge crew and venture out through the plate gate to Australia where we reunite with everyone's favorite scene-chewing bad guy, fight a big mech like it's metal gear, rescue a kangaroo, and have an encounter with a mysterious guy who is NOT Solid Snake! Episode 68: The Greatest Fireworks You&#39...

It's finally DS2 time! For the first time ever, we're covering a brand new Kojima game, and so of course that means we've got an extra long episode for you as we unpack our initial thoughts about the game and its first two episodes. So let's check in on Sam and Lou. Surely nothing tragic is going to happen to them... Episode 67: Now I'm not a fan of babies, but...

We just couldn't help ourselves, so enjoy this extra long episode as we talk through the rest of Death Stranding! There's so much to unpack from EEs and BBs, Ha and Ka, hugs with Deadman, corny lines, Heartman's whole thing, and the secret identity of Peter Englert revealed??? All that and muchh more in our final episode on Death Standing. Look forward to Death Stranding 2 next time! E...

After we take a brief excursion into the science of Metal Gear character naming, we talk about episodes 5 and 6 of Death Stranding. We spend some time with our girl Mama, and find out why she's called that. Then, we get to meet up with our boy Deadman for some quality shower time before saying goodbye (temporarily) to our BB.Episode 65: The Man Condition

Our journey to reconnect America in Death Stranding continues with Episodes 3 and 4. Time for us to learn a lot about our friend Fragile, deliver some pizza, and then fight in WWI? As you'd expect from Kojima, lots of wild stuff for us to talk about. Episode 64: Unafraid of Your Words And Deeds

Death Stranding continues as we work our way through Episode 2! Time to get down to business by delivering some package, and connecting people to the internet. Oh, and Geoff Keighley is here too looking for action figures. Episode 63: There's a Lot of Homos in This Game