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We head deeper into The Slab now that the conduit is down and who knows what will be hidden away in their top secret lair. Well, it is also a somewhat normal government building so I'm sure we will have to go wade through some normal stuff. Maybe their filing system is evil or something? Probably something nefarious around every corner...probably. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike B...

Our heroes are presented with a classic hurdle - a long hallway with their objective at the end. Clearly there are some sort of defenses hidden somewhere but something tells me our magical rope will cure all our issues. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael Di...

Ring in the New Year with this special, outtakes-centric episode! We’ve gathered a collection of behind-the-scenes moments from the entire Season 2 arc—spanning Episode 0 all the way through Episode 165 (plus a few extra surprises). Like what you hear? Head over to https://www.patreon.com/dndpodcast , where subscribers unlock countless hours of exclusive content, including original adventures, ful...

The time has come to assault The Slab! Screech has ways to keep the worst of the traps and alarms at bay but what will await us as we enter this dark monolith to bureaucratic evils? Will Screech have to go on a date with a nice lady??? Tune in to find out! The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning...

The Echo Wife Woahs get deeper and deeper as Screech has to dig into his wife past to do the impossible - pay his alimony and court one of his ex-wives. We will always remember the sacrifice he made by speaking to one of his...23? 24 former/ current wives in order to help overthrow a fascist dictatorship. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Chee...

Screech and R'Ork must use their combined brains and skills to get R'Ork's special shotgun back from the villains that took it! The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro . Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart !  Podcast art by https://...

R'Orc and Screech begin an emergency side-mission to rescue an important item. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro . Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart !  Podcast art by https://bsky.app/profile/zackmeyman.bsky.social! Want the...

Now that we are set on breaking into The Slab we gotta come up with a plan! Fortunately, we think we may have an inside source. But their help may not come cheap and Screech may not want to the hefty price. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro . ...

Keldrin is bleeding a whole lot but we managed to keep him alive enough to finally spill the beans! He probably has some silly excuse for all his crimes but at this point we have heard it all. Would be more interesting if he did it for greed or something. Well, we will see. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'C...

A chunk of our episode is about the orientation of stairs, doors, and most importantly, stairs that connect to doors. At no time is this important but it is fun to see how everyone interprets the scenes especially when everyone is sort of wrong. It is beautiful. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim L...

Turns out the damn rat owns a spice store in town. You better believe we are peppery over his traitorous ways so hopefully he knows how to defend himself. Frankly, we aim to beat him up and then hopefully he will tell us all he knows. Probably not anything worse, but don't tell him that. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika...

These dang robots keep attacking us but finally we will get some answers on what makes them tick. And for some reason it feels like we will need to know a lot more about their robotic inner working soon. Just a hunch and a bad feeling. Hopefully it's not like, the worst thing ever. Feels like maybe we jinxed it... The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jenn...

Turns out Ratma rushed to the abandoned hot springs in order to warn us of an imminent attack! Since she was so kind to give us a heads up we knew that this situation called for our best counter ambush strategy - the humble hayboy. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Maste...

As often happens in these types of scenarios, scenarios one doesn't really write down if you know what I mean, the gang needs to get out of town and let things cool off a bit. Plus, the OT and the rest of the government have been finding resistance bases in the city so going to an out of town safe spot just makes good sense. At least until a certain head of state's death is more easily dealt with....

Our heroes survived but an angel of death swooped their mighty scythe through the grain that was so named Beux! Rest in peace, emperor. You will be missed as a friend. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro . Don’t forget to follow our editor David...

Our heroes are in the final stretch of the talent show at the magical circus/ carnival thing. So far, none of the other challengers have posed much of a problem but they still need to face whatever team is hopefully made up of Beaux and J'Michael. And hope they don't decide to go full chaos mode and also try to kill us for fun or whatever. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann...

Mime Mums down and just a couple more teams to go! Then we will be able to win this contest and claim the magical item prize! Oh and probably find Beux and J'Michael too. That is pretty important, but magic items! The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro...

Welcome to the Chaotic Caves of Chaos. Where the magics are so out of sync with the natural weave of arcane energy that sometimes the wires get crossed and spells have unintended consequences. Like accidentally going full isekai. This is part 2 of "Great Kings and Venturers", an adventure DMed by Tim where the cast plays as themselves within the Chaotic Caves of Chaos. It may take place in the sam...

Welcome to the Chaotic Caves of Chaos. Where the magics are so out of sync with the natural weave of arcane energy that sometimes the wires get crossed and spells have unintended consequences. Like accidentally going full isekai. This is part 1 of "Great Kings and Venturers", an adventure DMed by Tim where the cast plays as themselves within the Chaotic Caves of Chaos. It may take place in the sam...

Michael is still out so the PC gang got together to finally drill down and figure out what makes them tic by taking a series of D&D personality quizzes! Our super official scientific and peer reviewed sources were: https://www.wikihow.com/Dnd-Class-Quiz https://www.buzzfeed.com/festylover14/your-dungeons-dragons-class-quiz https://easydamus.com/character.html The adventure continues with Scree...

Dad milk biz came through once again and provided us with many fun questions and topics up chat about this week. Thanks to all the fine folks who texted in and sparked some real fun chats. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro . Don’t forget to fo...

Like, how did we even get here... this super illegal talent show inside a circus? Regardless, we are heroes. We are here to, I think, rescue or stop J'Michael and Emperor Beux (sp?) from making a really, really, reaaaallllly big mistake. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon...

Our heroes must encounter their most challenging challenge yet - a basic talent show. Obviously they have to add their own personal spin to the event, mostly because a dragon and an emperor are also entered and if they get found out it would be very, very bad. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lan...

These dang OT jerks got way too close to Ratma's resistance hideout so naturally we gotta figure out how they found us. Screech had to step away so the world's most ok detectives had to step up and gather some clues from their captives. It should work out fine and without any deaths. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika How...

After Selene got found out, through no fault of her own, by the magic police our heroes must face off against the OT and their dreaded animal abominations. With resistance bases being found out left and right it will not be only Selene's life they are fighting for today... but perhaps the resistance as a whole. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennife...