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It's not the point of our mission per se, but somehow we have become the caretakers of a young rabbit child who somehow has a lifetime of experience. This is not the most important or dangerous thing to worry about, but again, it is all we can think about as we enter the somewhat haunted tavern. Are we even allowed to bring a minor into the haunted tavern? A new adventure begins with Mike Bach...

Four unlikely heroes are thrown into jail for dubious reasons with only one means of escape - do a spooky and dangerous job for the Adventurers Guild. Rumors are that some poor fools already set out a few days past but no one has heard from them and odds are not looking good for them. When the volunteers have run dry its time to send in the less than enthusiastic fools on a grand adventure. A new...

With Nika's upcoming spooky adventure we thought it would be fun to brainstorm our characters together and let y'all see all the glorious sausage making. Coming up with our characters is always so much more fun when we get to collaborate together and tube the character meat live and in real time. None of us are playing sentient sausages... or are we....??? A new adventure begins with Mike...

As the dust settles, somehow our heroes have found themselves victorious against the OT. Who will now dictate the governance of the realm? What secrets between comrades remain untold? Where is Stephanie, R'Oarc's skeletal hand companion? Why does Ratma refuse the clamorous demands for her stewardship over the city? When will Leo Von Esper attend rehab? The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( M...

The mastermind behind all of our misfortune of late shows himself! And he made a giant robot of Beaux... lots to unpack there once we finish cracking this mechanical monster open! The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro . Edited by Vincent. Podcast art b...

Now that our heroes are free from the time loop they can finally respond to Ratma's plea to support the docks. Magic is feeling extremely chalky so anything could happen on this night. But whether they are ready or not, whatever gets in their way must needs be destroyed or all is lost. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika H...

A collection of segments that didn't make it into the main show, but were nevertheless too entertaining to never publish. This collection features material from the last 8 months. If you enjoy this, then head on over to patreon.com/dndpodcast where every episode has clips like these at the end. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc...

While R'orc and Screech are off in their own time loop vortex T'Chuck and Selene are similarly ensorcelled. Things go from bad to worse to weird to the extent that our heroes sorta assume they are in a game and that things are not as they appear... Also there are so many Mikes. Welcome to Wrexham again. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek...

Michael P DiMauro has had enough, and decides to get exceedingly meta and personal in order to punish Mike and Nika for their shenanigans after 14 years of being trolled by his players. Welcome to Wrexham. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro . Edited...

The team have just destroyed the Spike in the Red Lantern district, but their celebrations are immediately cut short when Ratma calls for aid, splitting the party once more and sending Screech and R'Oarc back towards the docks. Worryingly, the newlyweds quickly realise that they've been subjected to a strange magical phenomenon, and find themselves in a classic time loop situation. The adventure c...

The resistance has finally commenced it's city-wide operation against the OT, and our heroes continue their legendary battle against the Spike in the Red Lantern District. With Selene primed to blast the Spike's hole with a Disintegration spell, there will only be a split second when the glowing blue weak spot will be exposed, but even if it lands will it be enough to topple the lethal monolith? T...

All of us are in place and ready to take down the Spike in the Red Lantern District! Hopefully the dreaded OT don't hide any more surprises and we can aid other resistance members after our job is done. We also don't really know how these jokers work so inherently everything will be a surprise, which is fun. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer C...

Tackling the Red Lantern District's Spike won't be a simple task, with the crew having to neutralise multiple snipers at the same time. With Selene having to navigate a hardcore S&M armour-polishing club, Screech grappling to the top of a sausage boutique and the Oriole doing god-knows-what, the launch of the city-wide resistance is mere minutes away. The adventure continues with Screech Echo...

The gang gets back together after going on their separate missions and it is now time to decide how they should attack the Spikes. Of the four locations that were scouted, The Red Lantern District's feels the most difficult, and visually interesting, so that is probably the one they should go after. Especially with their secret weapon - the Oriole. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike...

The exciting conclusion of the one-shot that aired as part of Geekly Inc's 12th Annual 24-Hour Charity Stream. The crew arrive at Terror Island, only to discover that their target, Kel-I, is using her hostages to carry out a ritual to ascend herself to godhood. And you just know that our team does not frick with that. It's time for Kel-I to GO TO SLEEP. The adventure continues with Jennifer Cheek...

Originally airing as part of Geekly Inc's 12th Annual 24-Hour Charity Stream, the Terror Island 2-parter sees Nika Howard taking the reins as Dungeon Master, forcing a ragtag team of new Level 5 weirdos into a rescue mission. Their first challenge, however, is to reach the shores of the island resort alive, as their ship is waylaid by angry chanting turtle-people and copious vomit. The adventure c...

We cut back over to Selene and T'Chuck as they attempt to collect intel on their two assigned Spikes. The Red Light District and the Bazaar, two places where money changes hands and lives are changed... but if these Spikes get activated the only money changing will be suppression and the lives changed are... dead? Lives? Changing from being alive to dead. The adventure continues with Screech Echo...

Having completed their scouting mission date at the docks, Screech and R'Orc are ready for a break. Alas, fate (or the Dungeon Master) have other plans for them, as they are called out to an emergency rescue mission for a bunch of blokes barricaded inside a bakery with a belligerent boar braying for their blood. Luckily Screech remembered to bring along The Aureole... The adventure continues with...

Screech and R'Orc, having gotten rid of one ex-wife, continue their recon mission and date at the docks. With the combined assault against the Spikes happening in less than 2 hours, the newly-weds enjoy a moment's respite atop a cargo crane, but alas, their reverie is once again interrupted by another of Screech's plethora of ex-wives. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), S...

Now that Screech's date is in full swing our heroes do the only logical think which is split up. Naturally, Screech pairs up with R'Orc and his ex wife so that they can all know each other a little better. Luckily there is strength in numbers because these spikes are killing people almost at random. Very dangerous. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jen...

Screech has to go on another date, and fate of the realm is in his hands. Whichever ex-wife this is she is the one who works in the Slab and that will be a huge boon if Screech can like, trick her again? For "freedom fighter" type stuff. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon...

Our heroes convince a deep-state agent that they are going to get physical, and then we throw him into a hole. He will never be the same again, nor will Grumbles or Gurgles or whatever his name is. The adventure continues with Screech Echo ( Mike Bachmann ), Selene Von Esper ( Jennifer Cheek ), R'Oarc ( Nika Howard ), T'Chuck ( Tim Lanning ), and our Dungeon Master Michael DiMauro . Edited by Vinc...

Now that we have successfully infiltrated the Von Esper wedding, it's time to gather information. Most of that information should revolve around whether or not they hate Selene, or if they think she is dead, or if they hate that she may be alive. That sort of thing. However, there are bound to be some other big wigs around here just dying to spill some secrets. The adventure continues with Screech...

Welcome back to the Chaotic Caves of Chaos, where the magics are so out of sync with the natural weave of arcane energy that sometimes the wires get crossed and spells have unintended consequences. Like accidentally going full isekai. This is part 4 of “Great Kings and Venturers”, an adventure DM'ed by Tim where the cast plays as themselves within the Chaotic Caves of Chaos. It may take place in t...

Welcome to the Chaotic Caves of Chaos. Where the magics are so out of sync with the natural weave of arcane energy that sometimes the wires get crossed and spells have unintended consequences. Like accidentally going full isekai. This is part 3 of “Great Kings and Venturers”, an adventure DMed by Tim where the cast plays as themselves within the Chaotic Caves of Chaos. It may take place in the sam...