Green Cows Don't Fly

The Dawning Of Season Three: Episode 0 B and Jon's witterings somehow finally lead them to stumble across the long sought after format for the new season of the show. But not before Jon remembers the days of his distant youth, while B listens in rapt detachment. If you make it to the end of the episode then some day in the future you too may be able to tell your grandkids you heard the moment...

With Book 2 now on the virtual shelves (get it ordered here: https://amzn.to/3YCeI1R ) B & Jon are in a sort of creative wilderness. But watch this space because needs must as the old saying goes. Brand spanking new show concept coming soon. You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly  Music Rune-B...

More waffling on this week with old Hollywood Heartthrobs, old Hollywood Movies and their remakes and Old Masters, all balanced by B and Jon's usual load of old tosh about everything and anything. Oh, and the new Quester's Guide book of season 2 is now out. So... c'mon- whaddayah waiting for? Get it ordered! You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter...

The bad news? More waffling this week as B & Jon talk about Zombies, Prince Harry's recent book and guitars (but not Cadillacs)  There's also more talk about the upcoming new Quester's Guide book.  The Good News? It only lasts about 10 minutes. You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music...

As they try and come up with an idea for a new project, B and Jon are waffling on about the imminent release of the new Quester's Guide book. After killing B's pet cactus, Eddie - Brian is in her bad books. So Brian doesn't appear this week courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: g...

B and Jon have been reading online reviews for Christmas products. It seems there are an awful lot of eejits out there. Meanwhile, Brian gives a masterly reading of the opening to a seasonal classic. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music &a...

The quest comes to an end as some old faces from book one reappear to tie up the loose ends. But does everyone live happily ever after? You'll just have to listen to the end. And as fits the occasion, Brian delivers a suitably doom-laden horoscope. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@Gre...

You'll be surprised this week. Lots happens in this episode which you won't have expected, but don't worry, you won't end up on an island, well, it’s a lily pad actually, which is on a plinth, which is on a concrete platform, which is at the shore of a tiny island, which is on the Lake of Seven Agonies, which is on a bigger island, which is in a sea between two continents on Holographia, a bi...

Things have not been as they seemed and the questers are forced to change their plans as the amulet reveals a secret. Time is running out to save Holographia. Maybe Sir Patrick Stewart can help. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music & a...

Lots happens in this episode, but you'll have to tune in to find out what. Grandolf will do this that and the other and some people won't make it. Anyway, tune in. Thanks. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Music & artwork: Show Theme: htt...

Hold on to your seats because the Questers are in for a James Bond style ski chase. Someone is after them (obviously. That's why it's a chase). Will they get away? Will they dodge all the bullets? Someone will end up in a crevasse. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagr...

With B. off on more important business once again it's Jon & Brian in the cafe. Brian shares the inside story on Dame Sisilly Montague's faux pas during her recent Buckingham Palace investiture. Meanwhile all is not running smoothly with the publication of his first volume of theatrical memoirs. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on s...

Season 2 Chapter 20. WTF? Events take a very peculiar turn this week as two listeners (Edwina & Henri both of whom are listening from home) somehow become involved directly in the quest. How can this be? Blowed if we know, but nevertheless they have been. Rest assured we have booked A I in for a service before the next episode is delivered. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.ne...

We take a break from the quest this week as B has an urgent call in her capacity as a Chocolate Consultant and can't get to the Green Room Cafe. Brian stands in and uses the occasion to plug his memoir of A Long Life on the Stage .  Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod I...

The Quester's are enjoying (not) a five star treatment in King Tightarse's dungeon. Seems the voice of Olly Murs is too much to take even for our heroes. Will they escape? Or will they have all their toenails pulled out? And wow, one of the Questers isn't who she has claimed to be. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email...

The Questers are still hanging entangled and immobilised in the spiders' webs. But where have the spiders gone? Will Grandolf and co manage to free themselves in time before the spiders come back to eat them? Just then, hooves thunder towards them. Is it Elvis on a horse, riding in to save them? Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/You can contact the show and follow us on social medi...

Grandolf reunites the questers using his thought superpowers and they resume the quest. But a short stop for refreshments takes a terrifying turn when they suddenly find themselves caught in the webs of hideous metallic arachnoid creatures. Meanwhile, Brian has drawn up a personal horoscope for B. But why is he being so nice? Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact...

Frank Pence brings King Tightarse up to speed with a report on the progress of the conquest of Holographia. Meanwhile, back in the Forest of Lost Souls things have taken an alarming turn for the questers. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly Mus...

Captain Cartanno turns the ship / boat / galleon around and now the Questers must press on. They cross the Not So Scary Mountains by way of a secret tunnel only to encounter Bastardo Elves in the Forest of Lost Souls, where things start to look bad for The German Guy. Brian's horoscope this week is for Poppy, the Miniature Pinscher. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can c...

Now with the quest back on track, there seems to be some confusion about exactly what chapter they are on. It's fourteen but it could be  thirteen or maybe even fifteen. Confusion abounds. Brian delivers a perfectly tailored horoscope for Janice but will she be any the wiser after his predictions? Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us o...

A shoal of mythical Jongrons approaches the boat. This fishy race may just hold the key to getting the quest back on the road. However, to move things forward Grandolf's superpowers are put to the test. This week's horoscope has something of a French flavour when listener Jean Pierre contacts the show. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us o...

The Questers are stuck on Fartopia but they now await a decision from the Booming Voices Above. If the Wangeroo they have thrown in the dice game is approved it could see them back on track once again. Brian gives another horoscope reading for all Capricorns. Brian appears courtesy of  - https://readloud.net/ You can contact the show and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com T...

The Quester's must play a deadly game of chance. Can they throw a Wangeroo? It's only ever been done once before. Kray Zell proves himself to be no Stephen Hawking and the galleon is being drawn ever closer to the centre of the VORTEX Brian appears courtesy of readloud.net You can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod Instagram: green_cows_dont_fly...

The Questers cast off on the high seas of Holographia sampling club lounge luxury and treats all the way. Problem is, they're heading to the wrong destination. Meanwhile, Brian's clearly got out of the wrong side of the bed if his star reading is anything to go by. Brian appears courtesy of readloud.net You can contact and follow us on social media: email: gcdontfly@gmail.com Twitter:@GreenCowsPod...

The Questers meet with Holographia's Council of Elders in preparation for the new mission. The mysterious Captain Cartanno joins them along with the Youngest Elder, as aboard Cartanno's Galleon they set sail for foreign lands. Meanwhile Brian has been revisiting David Bowie's back catalogue for some cosmic inspiration. Brian appears courtesy of readloud.net You can contact and follow us on social...