Green Blooded Bastard
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E17 (Someone to Watch Over Me) 19.11.2021 44:24
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E17 (Someone to Watch Over Me)!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Lego Ninjago Movie 14.11.2021 1:33:32
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lego Ninjago Movie. This movie is a film, a nicely made film. It was fine, everything was fine. haha
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E16 (Deadlock) 12.11.2021 44:08
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E16 (Deadlock)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Tenet 07.11.2021 2:25:39
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tenet. This movie is like a fucking bug nuts bullshit fuck show!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E15 (No Exit) 05.11.2021 43:26
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E15 (No Exit).
Green Blooded Bastard - Space Jam: A New Legacy 31.10.2021 1:49:53
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Space Jam: A New Legacy. This movie is wishing it was Space Jam. Don Cheadle is hella slumming it here. Fuck the King.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E14 (Blood on the Scales) 29.10.2021 44:11
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E14 (Blood on the Scales)!
Green Blooded Bastard - Freedom Fighters: The Ray 24.10.2021 1:12:21
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freedom Fighters: The Ray. In this movie, The Ray has to save the Arrowverse's ass from crazy alternate dimensions and shit.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E13 (The Oath) 22.10.2021 44:01
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E13 (The Oath)! Lets FRAK!
Green Blooded Bastard - My Bloody Valentine 3D 17.10.2021 1:36:36
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches My Bloody Valentine 3D. Pickaxes ripping out hearts and a dude with a broken reality, a semi corrupt cock from down by the Creek, and Kevin Tighe... sold!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E12 (A Disquiet Follows My Soul) 15.10.2021 44:00
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E12 (A Disquiet Follows My Soul)!
Green Blooded Bastard - XXX: Return of Xander Cage 10.10.2021 1:39:55
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches xXx: Return of Xander Cage! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world or watch a soccer game with his family!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E11 (Sometimes a Great Notion) 08.10.2021 47:17
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E11 (Sometimes a Great Notion).
Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean's Eleven (2001) 03.10.2021 1:52:42
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Eleven (2001). This film fucking dope 2K+1 bitches. Real deal big dick Donkey Kong cock if you know what I'm saying!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E10 (Revelations) 01.10.2021 44:30
This week on... Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E10 (Revelations) lets FRAK!
Green Blooded Bastard - Get Out 26.09.2021 1:40:57
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Get Out. This movie is about a guy named Get Out and he is a photographer and he has a hot girlfriend and gets brain wiped kinda and kills some racist fucks and Lil Rel is kicking ass!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E09 (The Hub) 24.09.2021 44:14
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E09 (The Hub)! Let's Frak!
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:TNG S01E11 - The Big Goodbye - A Star Trek Podcast 22.09.2021 46:36
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TNG S01E11 - The Big Goodbye.
Green Blooded Bastard - Double Mommy 19.09.2021 1:27:40
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Mommy. So a guy date rapes his best friend's girlfriend and then tries to cover it up because he's a rich prick. Her boyfriend then comes back home after being away from all summer and then they make smush smush and then she's preggo with twins. That's no all folks because one kid is each of the other dude's and shit and then it really gets cra...
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E08 (Sine Qua Non) 17.09.2021 44:02
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E08 (Sine Qua Non)! Let's Frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman (1989) 12.09.2021 2:03:49
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1989). This movie was pulled its cock out and slapped the Joker in the face with it and then rubbed it on his rhubarb.
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E07 (Guess What's Coming to Dinner) 10.09.2021 43:50
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG BSG S04E07 (Guess What's Coming to Dinner)! Let's Frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Mile 22 05.09.2021 1:27:49
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mile 22. This movie is like a jingoistic wet dream for all them Marky Mark fans!
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E06 (Faith) 03.09.2021 43:39
Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG BSG S04E06 (Faith)! Let's Frak!
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Marvel Spider-Man: Vexed By Venom 29.08.2021 22:45
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Marvel Spider-Man: Vexed By Venom. Yeah, this fucking happened again!
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