Green Blooded Bastard

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

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The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...

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Green Blooded Bastard - Hubie Halloween 06.03.2022 1:31:31

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hubie Halloween. This movie sums up what is wrong with Adam Sandler and the vast majority of shit movies that he has put out in the last 20 years. Mother fucker!

Green Blooded Bastard - Batman & Robin 27.02.2022 2:00:51

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman & Robin. Clooney pulled his cock out and shoved it up Arnold's ass! Yeah, Boi!

Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean's Twelve 20.02.2022 2:00:02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Twelve. This film fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but in Europe!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 13.02.2022 1:38:33

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. This movie is reverse dope as hell, and Leatherface will whimper for you, son!

Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 08.02.2022 2:25:14

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son! Titts and balls, son.

Green Blooded Bastard - Ghost Rider 06.02.2022 1:43:42

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ghost Rider. Is this movie about Ghost Rider getting his dick hard again and taking the garbage out in hell or just a shitty city? Just the continuing shit show that goes fucking bug nuts!

Green Blooded Bastard - Double Daddy 30.01.2022 1:25:50

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Daddy. So a chick date rapes a dude and then tries to extort him. It's a hell of a ride!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Silence Of The Lambs 23.01.2022 1:54:56

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Silence Of The Lambs. This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch. He wishes he had a pussy!

Green Blooded Bastard - Hatchet 2 16.01.2022 1:22:19

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hatchet 2. This movie is about Hatchet getting his dick hard again and taking the garbage out in the swamp again. Just the continuing shit show that goes fucking bug nuts!

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:DS9 S03E09 - Defiant - A Star Trek Podcast 12.01.2022 45:48

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: DS9 S03E09 - Defiant.

Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Forever 09.01.2022 1:59:54

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Forever. This movie pulled its cock out and shoved it up to its ass!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica (Theatrical Edit) 07.01.2022 2:04:18

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica (Theatrical Edit). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Mr Nanny 02.01.2022 1:21:05

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mr. Nanny. This movie is shitty, but fun so sit on it.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome (Unrated) 31.12.2021 1:30:32

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome (Unrated). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Universal Soldier: The Return 26.12.2021 1:20:58

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Universal Soldier: The Return. Two dudes need to fuck, but first, they fight to see who has the biggest cock!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Caprica (Pilot) 24.12.2021 1:30:40

Fat Apollo Is Life - Caprica (Pilot). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Swimfan 19.12.2021 1:21:45

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Swimfan. This movie is about a bug-nuts crazy, and that's just the beginning. It's seriously a lot of what the fucks.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Plan 17.12.2021 1:48:57

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Plan. Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Spider-Man 12.12.2021 1:56:39

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man. Yeah, it's fucking happening, son! So get your warm wet rags ready because you're going to want to spank it, son!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E20 (Daybreak: Part 2 & 3) 10.12.2021 1:37:03

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E20 (Daybreak: Part 2 & 3)! That's all she wrote...

Green Blooded Bastard - Lego Justice League: Gotham City Breakout 05.12.2021 1:16:55

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Justice League: Gotham City Breakout. Yeah, this is fucking happened again!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E19 (Daybreak: Part 1) 03.12.2021 44:09

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E19 (Daybreak: Part 1)!

Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Returns 28.11.2021 2:02:15

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Returns. This movie pulled its cock out and slapped Walken in the face with it, and then rubbed it on his rhubarb, aka Catwoman.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E18 (Islanded in a Stream of Stars) 26.11.2021 44:47

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E18 (Islanded in a Stream of Stars)!

Green Blooded Bastard - Resident Evil 21.11.2021 1:35:08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil. Sci-Fi horror/ Comedy that is fun and unicorns! This movie is tits, and Anderson whips his cock out and fucks the zombies with it.