Green Blooded Bastard

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

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The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...

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Green Blooded Bastard - The Rock 14.10.2018 2:12:42

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rock. This movie is about a prison named after a wrestler and it will fist fuck you up and spit you out! note: the sound quality isn't great, but i fixed it the best i could.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E8 (Something's Wrong With Me) 09.10.2018 22:03

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E8 (Something's Wrong With Me).

Green Blooded Bastard - Jenifer (Masters Of Horror S01 E04) 07.10.2018 58:10

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jenifer (Masters Of Horror S01 E04). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 4th episode!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E7 (Oh, Pretty Woman) 02.10.2018 21:46

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E7 (Oh, Pretty Woman).

Green Blooded Bastard - Super Troopers 30.09.2018 1:33:48

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Super Troopers. There are silly mustaches, worse haircuts and just asshat insanity. Please don't listen to this.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E6 (Some Enchanted Evening) 25.09.2018 22:04

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E6 (Some Enchanted Evening).

Green Blooded Bastard - Avatar 23.09.2018 2:37:14

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avatar. That is all.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E5 (Prime Time) 18.09.2018 21:54

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E5 (Prime Time).

Green Blooded Bastard - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 16.09.2018 2:23:29

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. This is a worse movie wherein robots zinging one liners while fighting other to robots and just generally fucking shit up son.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E4 (Wedding Bell Blues) 11.09.2018 21:57

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E4 (Wedding Bell Blues).

Green Blooded Bastard - Jurassic Park 09.09.2018 2:01:50

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic Park. This movie is really groundbreaking and a is fun, but my podcast is shit! I was very tired while recording this and I'm so sorry that you listened to this.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E3 (Take A Look At Me Now) 04.09.2018 21:34

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E3 (Take A Look At Me Now).

Green Blooded Bastard - The Amityville Horror (2005) 02.09.2018 1:23:12

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Amityville Horror (2005). This movie is about a dude who loses his shit because he's a carpenter that is raising kids that aren't his. BTW this isn't better than theAmityville: The Awakening one. HAHA

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E2 (Somewhere Over The Rerun: The Ballad Of Gilligan's Island) 28.08.2018 21:00

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E2 (Somewhere Over The Rerun: The Ballad Of Gilligan's Island).

Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: Return Of The Caped Crusaders 26.08.2018 1:16:39

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Return Of The Caped Crusaders. This movie is a definitely made for fans of the original show man. Not too bad, but I'm not a huge fan of '66.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E1 (Working My Way Back To You) 21.08.2018 21:29

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E1 (Working My Way Back To You).

Green Blooded Bastard - Transformers 19.08.2018 2:16:22

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers. This movie is robots zinging one liners while fighting other to robots and just generally fucking shit up son.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E26 (Come Fly With Me) 14.08.2018 21:44

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E26 (Come Fly With Me).

Green Blooded Bastard - Basic Instinct 12.08.2018 2:05:02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Basic Instinct. In this movie there is some prime fucking pussy in this damn movie. Fuck yeah boi!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E25 (La Cucaracha) 07.08.2018 21:50

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E25 (La Cucaracha).

Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League 05.08.2018 2:00:36

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League. This movie is a cold mess of garbage that almost makes me want to watch Suicide Squad again. Kill me!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E24 (Weird Science) 31.07.2018 22:15

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E24 (Weird Science).

Green Blooded Bastard - Dance Of The Dead (Masters of Horror S01 E03) 29.07.2018 1:00:02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dance Of The Dead (Masters of Horror S01 E03). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 3rd episode!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E23 (The Gambler) 24.07.2018 21:57

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E23 (The Gambler).

Green Blooded Bastard - Lethal Weapon 4 22.07.2018 2:02:38

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 4. This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and ffs he will still fuck you up and your wife too. Danny motha fucking Glover and Joe (big dick) Pesci are back and that chick that was in the last one kicking ass and shit! Jet fucking Li too.