Green Blooded Bastard

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

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The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...

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Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E05 (The Road Less Traveled) 27.08.2021 43:39

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E05 (The Road Less Traveled)!

Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban 22.08.2021 2:10:13

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban. In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son! Tiddies.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E04 (Escape Velocity) 20.08.2021 44:09

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E04 (Escape Velocity)!

Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean's 11 (1960) 15.08.2021 2:07:53

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's 11 (1960). This film isn't that great, but the remake is fucking better so skip this pile of shit! haha

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E03 (The Ties That Bind) 13.08.2021 44:28

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E03 (The Ties That Bind). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Hatchet 13.08.2021 1:20:28

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hatchet. This movie is about Hatchet getting his dick hard again and taking the garbage out in the swamp. Just the continuing shit show that goes fucking bug nuts!

Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO: Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload 08.08.2021 22:33

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO: Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload. Yeah, this fucking happened.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E02 (Six of One) 06.08.2021 43:27

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E02 (Six of One). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Final Destination 5. 01.08.2021 1:27:18

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Final Destination 5. This movie is about some other asshole fucks on a bridge or something and the beginning is the end is the beginning of something or other.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E01 (He That Believeth in Me) 30.07.2021 44:35

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E01 (He That Believeth in Me). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Wicker Man (1973) 25.07.2021 1:28:38

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wicker Man (1973). This movie is about The Wicker Man fucking shit up and not only getting it on but also going down...

Fat Apollo Is Life - Razor (Unrated Extended Edition) 23.07.2021 1:41:37

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: Razor (Unrated Extended Edition). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Enter The Dragon 18.07.2021 1:44:01

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Enter The Dragon. This is a movie wherein humans are brought together fighting other to humans... some fucking fucked up shit happens and Bruce Lee fucks shit up.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E20 (Crossroads Part 2) 16.07.2021 50:05

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E20 (Crossroads Part 2). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Under Siege 11.07.2021 1:40:23

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Under Siege. This movie is like an art in motion being performed by a maestro of madness!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E19 (Crossroads) 09.07.2021 44:45

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E19 (Crossroads). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Troll 2 04.07.2021 1:34:39

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Troll 2. This has been called the best worst movie ever made and I think I agree. Fucking epic!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E18 (The Son Also Rises) 02.07.2021 44:14

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E18 (The Son Also Rises). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis 27.06.2021 1:14:50

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis. Yeah, this fucking happened and it's basically Aquaman's story arc from that live-action film.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E17 (Maelstrom) 25.06.2021 44:22

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E17 (Maelstrom). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 20.06.2021 1:23:41

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. This movie is dope as hell and Leatherface will cut you up, son!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E16 (Dirty Hands) 18.06.2021 43:53

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E16 (Dirty Hands). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Angel Has Fallen 13.06.2021 1:51:52

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Angel Has Fallen. This movie is the sequel to a semi fetch movie about an aging secret service badass Gerard Butler!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S03E15 (A Day in the Life) 11.06.2021 42:51

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E15 (A Day in the Life). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Battle At Big Rock 10.06.2021 9:16

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battle At Big Rock. This movie is really short and kinda fun, but it's basically two dinosaurs fucking shit up in a knife fight! Get ready for the real deal this weekend bitches! Put a smile on son cuz shit is getting real!