Grand Sumo Breakdown

Which wrestlers are healthy? Which ones are still hurt? Nobody knows! If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

This is the first go-around since the JSA put a new guy in charge of the committee that makes the banzuke. So how did Ryan do? Pretty good! Actually... everyone did pretty good? If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like to try your hand at guessing the banzuke alongside Rya...

Ryan feels good about this one, but the spectre of the new banzuke committee looms... If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like to try your hand at guessing the banzuke alongside Ryan (a.k.a. Goshobiyama), go to: https://www.dichne.com/Guess.html Find GSB Tshirts now on Che...

Madness reigns. The dark clouds of chaos gather over the san-yaku ranks.  Ryan follows through on a funny punishment though, so that's nice. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme...

*SPOILERS THROUGH DAY 8* What a weird basho. Was the era of stability really that short? Are we back to the Times of Chaos? If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMus...

The GSB boys try to revive some of the hype that the March basho killed. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

Does this banzuke... actually make sense? If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our  Patreon. If you'd like to try your hand at guessing the banzuke alongside Ryan (a.k.a. Goshobiyama), go to: https://www.dichne.com/Guess.html Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch,...

A fun shake up in our Ozeki ranks. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like to try your hand at guessing the banzuke alongside Ryan (a.k.a. Goshobiyama), go to: https://www.dichne.com/Guess.html Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check ou...

For real this time, we promise. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

Some very serious news for the most serious day of the serious year. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our  Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

Join us for some very mixed feelings. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

SPOILERS THRU DAY 8 No sugar-coating it, this basho is kind of a bummer so far. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like some other merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

Come to Flix Brewhouse in Des Moines this Friday March 6th @ 6pm if you'd like to chat about sumo in person and try our new beer! Also head over to Cheeky Sumo , the new home for GSB tshirts!   If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. Find GSB Tshirts now on Cheeky Sumo ! If you'd like...

Not our best showing... If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. If you'd like to try your hand at guessing the banzuke alongside Ryan (a.k.a. Goshobiyama), go to: https://www.dichne.com/Guess.htm Theme music by FreeMusicBox

Ryan's feeling confident so a disaster is likely imminent. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. If you'd like to try your hand at guessing the banzuke alongside Ryan (a.k.a. Goshobiyama), go to:  https://www.dichne.com/Gues...

WOW! What an absolute BANGER of a basho! What did you think? Join the guys as they discuss how the yusho was won and all the ups and downs it contained. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our  Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

*Spoilers Thru Day 8* Well this is somewhat frustrating so far.... If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

The boys try their hand at seeing the future and make some predictions on how they think the bashos of 2026 will shake out. Join the guys and see if you agree with their divination. Who do you think has the best chance of introducing the podcast episodes in 2027?  If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing u...

Kick off 2026 with the boys as we talk about our newest Ozeki! And other stuff too I guess. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

The boys wrap up 2025 in (their version of) style. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our  Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

Shodai ruins Ryan's day yet again. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox

This banzuke sucks and Ryan isn't happy about it. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox  

That's right, I'm running for the head office of the United States Sumo Federation for the 2026-2030 term and Justin Kizzart of Dark Circle Sumo is my VP running mate. If you know me and Justin, you know that keeping this discussion to only two hours was already tough for us, but if you don't have the time to check out the whole thing, here are some highlights and links to help you get involved. O...

The GSB Crew talks about the exciting final days of the basho, the repercussions of the final result, and probably a bit too much about rock, paper, scissors. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox...

**Spoilers thru Day 8** The GSB crew discusses the first week and how henkas are impacting the Yusho race. If you enjoy our content, want a shout out on the show, or maybe you just want to talk sumo with some die hard fans, consider signing up for our Patreon. If you'd like some GSB merch, check out our RedBubble Shop. Theme music by FreeMusicBox