GordonCakes

This week, I read through Mr. Durty while trying to squash the urge to start a band and release all of these songs. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Author website: https://www.jamesoliverhorror.com/ Godless link: https://godless.com/products/mr-durty-by-james-oliver Amazon link: https://a.co/d/0hwQdTJj Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through Dick Brick while trying to buy extra sets of interlocking blocks for nefarious purposes. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Amazon link: https://a.co/d/0fanj5Ro Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through A Father’s Revenge while trying to remember to pick up after my dog when it takes a poopy. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Book Link (Amazon): https://a.co/d/04O0LShK Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read Cuddle Buddies while trying to picture the carnage that would ensue if Smurfs were live-action and flipped out. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Author website: https://archive.gnofhorror.com/features/the-horror-of-my-life-by-harrison-phillips.html Amazon Link: https://a.co/d/00C70J4b Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through Janitor by Oscar Brady while trying to make sure I clean up after myself wherever I go. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Author website: https://www.oscarbrady.com/ Spotify Link (“Soundtrack”): https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6pMITCJSxM0NOVK6QDHsAw?si=C15nEdjMSWKqsfk9tyjXsw Godless link: https://godless.com/products/janitor-by-oscar-brady-1 Amazon link: https://a.co/d/0dNu1W...

This week, I read through Taking Melody while trying to remember that consent is a thing that’s kind of important. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Amazon link: https://a.co/d/03QHB4K0 Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2xvmPTKd5phPMsHLBqnzVC?si=_Ww3xc4rQySXltbuFwmR8g Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through Carnivores while trying not to think too much about where our meat comes from. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Amazon listing: https://a.co/d/87kURUi BigCartel Merch: https://klallisterhorror.bigcartel.com/ Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through The Amityville Bukkake while trying to make sure my tissues catch all of the Elmer’s glue coming out. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Godless [actually cheaper than Amazon]: https://godless.com/products/the-amityville-bukkake-by-rj-benetti-edward-lee-judith-sonnet Amazon listing: https://a.co/d/hwHnMLG Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through Your Body, My Choice while trying to disregard the rhetoric about women being unable to make choices regarding their own bodies. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Book link (Amazon): https://a.co/d/aPjTTzs If You Could See Me Project: https://erinlmahone.wixsite.com/mysite Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through My Hands are Tied while trying to keep in mind that toxic masculinity is not the way to get a girlfriend. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Amazon link: https://a.co/d/2lkeb3G Author website (preferred): https://jamesoliverhorror.bigcartel.com/ Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through Rotten Requiems while trying to keep my music from summoning Satan’s afterbirth. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Author website: https://jamesoliverhorror.bigcartel.com/ Amazon website: https://a.co/d/aHmkQBe Godless link: https://godless.com/collections/james-oliver Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through Scrambled Eggs while trying different kinds of eggs for breakfast. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Author website: www.robnelsonhorror.com Book website: https://a.co/d/2urwfgt Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com Patreon: www.patreon.com/gordoncakes

This week, I read Triggered while trying to write only about things I know. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Book website: https://a.co/d/68zbHfL Author website (Godless): https://godless.com/products/harrison-phillips Author website (Amazon): https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B07DSF1FP9 Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through Roll for Initiative while trying to remember that women are people, too. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Author website: https://linktr.ee/lacamphouse Amazon link: https://a.co/d/12URkCc Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through The Found Bag of Doom while trying to not pick up strange bags that see on the ground. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Amazon: https://a.co/d/glFFMDM Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through Pure Evil while...oh, I don’t have a joke for this one. It’s a collection of Kristopher Triana stories. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Author website: https://www.trianahorror.com/product/pure-evil-signed-paperback Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

[As a side note, I will always prefer people to buy their stuff through Godless, if at all possible. Super awesome people there. Plus, they have the added benefit of not being Jeff Bezos. In all future episodes, I will include a Godless website address if it's available. Also, for those struggling with how to pay: Use PayPal.] Godless: https://godless.com/products/eternal-flower-of-your-soul-by-kl...

This week, I read No One Rides for Free while trying to avoid picking up random hitchhikers on my cross-country drive. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Amazon link for book: https://a.co/d/c9JXtYP Amazon link for author: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B09NTBTW54 Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

This week, I read through Zola while trying to finish off a couple of cheesesteaks before jumping into dessert, which is, naturally, GordonCakes. LINKS MENTIONED IN EPISODE: Amazon link to book: https://a.co/d/84DEZ0U Author website: https://www.dammaged.com/ Email: kefka [at] severedtherapy [dot] com

Just a quick introduction to myself and the podcast! Nothing really special to note, honestly.