Good Times Great Movies

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug decides to choose the definitive 'Worst Movie of the Podcast' by challenging Jamie to go through bad movies in a bracket format. If it seems to start and end abruptly, it's because we recorded this at the start of our episode on The Secret of My Success, but we pulled it out for an episode all its own. Expect a 'Best Movie of the Podcast' episode later th...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug is sure to mention that sex with your boss is okay but sex with your aunt is not, Jamie reveals that she is a huge Mercedes Ruehl fan, and we both hope that no recent college grads ever followed this movie's advise. Get the hell out of Kansas, hit on your coworker relentlessly, and join us as we reveal how little we know about corporate culture while disc...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie 's only critique for this film is the lack of RDJ during the third act, Doug insists there must be an uncut version out there with at least a half hour of deleted scenes, and we both were just delighted by the romcom that was sandwiched in the middle of this film. Crimp your hair no matter how long, go out and get a tattoo that represents a portion of yo...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug would like nothing more than to 'Butt Slide' with Lori Loughlin, Jamie can respect bike tricks while not being impressed by them, and we both think was a misstep in Talia Shire's career. Be sure your male stunt double covers his junk while facing the camera, talk shit about the clothing at your local thrift store, and join us as we try and understand anyt...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie discusses a series of books she calls 'Diary of a Wimpy Pants Kid', Doug thinks about a romantic encounter involving a karate routine way more often than he should, and we both thought we were watching the wrong movie for the first 5 minutes. Don't jerk off your mentally challenged camp counselor, be sure to get your poison ivy shots before going to camp...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug laughs at the worst tragedy two parents could ever experience, Jamie questions if Billy Zane is a human being or just a smooth, sweaty mannequin,, and we both realize that we'd rather have sex with a murderer than try and repair a sinking ship. Don't take your dog out to sea with you, be sure to keep bottles of sleeping pills handy in all situations, and...

Due to a technical error, we're releasing an old Patreon episode that was never released during our 10th year of the podcast where we released (nearly) all of the paywall material. I knew I held onto this one for a reason. On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie mentions that Doug's just a 'Little Girl From Nebraska', Doug has a real problem keeping Fay Dunaway and Lauren Hutton straight...and...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug makes it clear as to exactly what kind of space cop he'd be, Jamie considers a more fun 'family member is a robot' twist to the film, and we both struggle to understand exactly what the big deal is about a little meth in space. Hide your shotguns in various crawlspaces, take a walk around the greenhouse while it's still around, and join us as we have diff...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie has a real problem with Kim Basinger's performance, Doug has a real problem with Bruce Willis's performance, and we both have a real problem with the script. Take your date to watch your friend noodle around on a guitar, practice your southern accent, and join us as we try and figure out where the laughs are supposed to be in, Blind Date! Blind Date is a...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug has no trouble picking the two hotties out of this group of friends, Jamie isn't exactly sure why there is both a Meg Tilly and a Jennifer Tilly working at the same time, and we both acknowledge how dumb their privileged white people problems are...even though we can relate. Put on your new running shoes, don't break that quaalude in half, and join us whi...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie reveals how long it takes before her attention drifts from movies (these Pluto commercials aren't helping), Doug believes two characters in this film are auditioning for a sitcom that never happened, and we both agree that not much has changed in society over the past 40 years (some for better but far more for worse). Pay for your fresh fruits before eat...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wonders if this or Stripes is a more accurate representation of basic training, Jamie suggests that during a sex scene Gere's fingers are going places they shouldn't just to annoy his costar, and we both acknowledge out physical limitations that would be exposed in the Navy. Grab that hotel room with the full kitchen and ocean view, keep practicing your b...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie is too choked up to sign off of the podcast, Doug is impressed with how accurately an animated film depicts the horror of a cross-continent boat trip, and one of us is severely congested while the other has foot odor issues. Be suspicious of cat-sized rats, take a moment to thank a pigeon for the Statue of Liberty, and join us as we celebrate Jamie's bir...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug goes out on a limb and brands both animal murder and sexual assault bad, Jamie assumes that the choosing of movies for the podcast probably has a lot to do with what is free on Tubi, and we both take the low hanging fruit of talking smack on the great state of Florida. Try and get a date for the dance by spitting in her face, soak your dog toys in chicken...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie returns to having to watch movies in multiple installments, Doug wouldn't complain about the film's antagonist dancing around shirtless with a mountain lion, and we both really have no idea how any one scene connects to any other. Regularly oil up your chainsaw, call your doctor to schedule your emo-ectomy, and join us as we are perplexed by every second...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug has an issue with people who send out lengthy family update letters for Christmas, Jamie is reminded of the devastation of seeing taxes pulled from her very first paycheck, and we both discuss if we're 'Simpsons Guys'. Grab a cheap, irregular Christmas tree, avoid your sisters-in-law if possible, and join us as we are delighted to find an enjoyable animat...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie can't push off recording another moment because she needs to get her feeling about this film out into the world, Doug is still hoping to find a 'sex van' out in the wild and we bother are relieved and a bit jealous that this was not our High School experience. Take your horse to the beach...and the park...and a make-out party, and join us as we say goodb...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wants to spend less time with the main characters and just see what the prostitutes are up to, Jamie decides it's time to bring 'badonkadonk' back, and we both have no idea exactly what type of person the titular character is supposed to be. Boil up some cocaine, grab a strangers' crotch, and join us as we begin  Down Under December with a bang as we disc...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie just wants a Rambo movie about him living peacefully and helping monks, Doug really needs someone to explain the rules of 'goatball', and we both just go on and on about Sly's hair. Give your dead girlfriend's necklace to some random kid you just met, try and retain as much Afghani history as your brain will allow, and join us as we celebrate another Sly...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug lets everyone know that you can't have rich kids be the heroes of your movies, Jamie thinks that one of the boys in this movie may have become Sarah Jessica Parker later in life, and we both punch up the script a bit, 40 years later. Dump an Icee on some nerds, beat them up at Homecoming, and join us as we have very different thoughts on, Weird Science! W...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie scolds child actors for looking directly into the camera, Doug supports Kate's decision to not participate in a children's holiday, and we both have no idea what the person recording this off tv was thinking, leaving out the theme song. Join hands for a seance, reject that couples costume idea that your friends had, and join us as we discuss a show that...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug explains exactly how he would fall for a cult, Jamie invents a new 'rating scale' for movies, and we both thank that the Dee Wallace werewolf is kinda cute. Grab yourself a big bowl of Wolf Chili, support your local occult book shop, and join us as we stumble through the foggy forest wondering just what this doctor's trying to accomplish while discussing,...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie doesn't let a little thing like a broken mic and dead earbuds get in the way of her talking shit about Rusty Griswold, Doug suggests some brief edits to make this movie 'kid-friendly', and we both just want to know more about the sorority girl who is doing a science experiment that requires numerous human brains. Keep your mouth closed when you encounter...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wonders if Angel Dust and PCP just don't exist anymore or if they just have new names, Jamie refers to the hero as 'Seed Star' for reasons that she feels are obvious, and we both realize that neither of us would last more than a day or two in the future hellish world that this movie posits (Doug refuses to live in a sewer and Jamie would attempt to bargai...

On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie takes some before the show officially starts to really educate her cohost on some 'moon shit', Doug discusses the possibility of having a fling with his mailman, and we both have a lot to say about racquetball...while covering a football movie. Barge in on your ex taking a bath, return that goat before you get expelled, and join us as we see if Goldie Ha...