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On today's episode, the gang discuss the dirt-based origins of Dirk's family's names, eclairs, and Penny's Fury Road, a segment in which Penny picks things she wants to "doof."  Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Ste...

On today's episode, the gang pull Dirk back from the edge of an identity crisis and discuss the new wood in town, and science. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Be...

On today's episode, the gang discuss Penny becoming the national poet, Dirk's "hip thing", and an unwitting rabies expert. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench...

On today's episode, the gang discuss brilliant new TV show premises and legal arguments based on island vibes. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Dan...

On today's episode, the gang attempt to maintain their dignity as they finally conclude studying for the Driftwood Preparedness Test. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss),...

On today's episode, the gang discuss unexpected survival tools and Dirk recounts his favorite moment in television history (from the brilliant program "The Knick") as they continue to study for the Driftwood Preparedness Test. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most...

On today's episode, the gang's studies for the annual Driftwood Preparedness Test continue. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss...

On today's episode, the gang begin studying for the annual Driftwood Preparedness Test, in which they go over information deemed necessary to thrive in Driftwood. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope...

On today's episode, the gang discuss a candy company's recent industrial accident. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the even...

On today's episode, Penny is "taxed" mercilessly by Mayor James Volvo (who is a dog) and the gang discuss Dirk's bid for membership to the World Geographical Society and obtain their superpowers, and Bench's most and least favorite juices. Follow us on TikTok at  https://www.tiktok.com/@gmdriftwood and Instagram and @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation y...

On today's episode, the gang talks about milk routines, Driftwood systems of measurements, chowder madness, and literary classics. Ya know, classic radio stuff. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope M...

On today's episode, Penny administers to Dirk a National Geographic Kids personality tests. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss...

On today's episode, Dirk tells the gang about a falcon that landed on him on a hike and is now his roommate. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Danie...

On today's episode, Penny showed up to the studio as her alter ego Timmy Smiffson, who happens to be a Victorian orphan boy. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Benc...

On today's episode, the gang discuss important things like sleep trackers, Pitbull Court, how poison was used for cosmetic purposes in olden times, Boston Legal, and Penny's List of Lovers. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wil...

On today's episode, the gang discuss a new line of cheese-scented soaps and shampoos, the recovery of a renowned painting that had gone missing, James Volvo visits the studio, and some recent developments in Penny's personal life. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's...

On today's episode, the gang host the debate between the two candidates for mayor of New Derek (who are dogs) via their campaign managers (Kimi Jackson and Tom Fraser). Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Pe...

On today's episode, the gang break down the top 10 things that the film franchise Pirates  of the Caribbean got wrong about pirates (according to Driftwoodian history). Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Pe...

On today's episode, chief curator Caroline Gesundheit joins the gang to celebrate Driftwood History Day and teach us about Driftwood's extraordinary history. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacG...

On today's episode, the gang try to get to the bottom of the robot spiders tying people's shoes together, partake in a heated debate about what a punnet is and isn't, and explore the mind one of Penny's alternate lives. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most belove...

On today's episode, the gang try to adopt out the animal of the week, attempt to identify the most recent mysterious powder sent to the studio, why people's perception of Schrodinger's cat is nonsense, the pickle jingle, and Bench's run-in with a con man. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn'...

On today's episode the gang reckon with the aftermath of their failed mutiny and await the outcome of their negotiations with their producer/puppet-master Matthias. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelo...

On today's episode the gang verify that Bench isn't a horse and discuss the failure of the Conclave to elect a new Grand Admiral, Penelope's prior feud and current friendship with Kendrick Lamar, and the morality of piracy. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most be...

On today's episode the gang discuss the power of imagination, headshots day at the studio, an eccentric billionaire giving away miniature ponies, and the Driftwood Police Department's plea to help them locate a duck. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved m...

On today's episode the gang discuss whether to go to war with an island of super-intelligent bees, how French Steel workers are weird about doing their own thing, the discovery of a new nut, and Dirk's love of Montblanc pens Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most b...