Good Boys Gone Bland

The boys take a wild ride down to New Orleans for the animated classic All Dogs Go To Heaven, starring Burt Reynolds as a bad dog gone good. This movie has everything: a singing alligator, ray guns, fleas, and deep existential implications that might be too much for a children’s movie. Things also get a little heated as the boys debate the woof-o-meter and what qualifies as a dog movie.   Thanks f...

Three Alaskans jump on their movie sled to review Snow Dogs! Trust us folks it really is that slippery in Alaska and everyone does in fact own a dog sled team. Can this sled team race Snow Dogs to #1 on the Woof-o-meter or are they going to take home the red lantern?! 

Week two in The Dog House and the ground is SHAKING! Rest assured folks that isn't an earthquake... ITS CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG! Clifford stars in Clifford's Really Big Movie and is working in a circus to earn food for life. The boys talk about Clifford's origin story and what kind of freak large creatures the US military could create if only Emily Elizabeth loved them... Thanks for stopping by!

The GBGBs have made their way outside the movie mansion and are hanging out in the DOG HOUSE! We are coming in hot for episode 1 of season 3... Our first stop is with the Michael Jordon of dogs, sporting champion of Fernfield Washington, GREATEST DOG ATHLETE OF OUR GENERATION, AIIIIIIIIIR BUUUUUUUUUUUD!! Does anyone remember how wild this movie is? Who in the world signed off on a basketball playi...

One last HURRAH! Our time with Matthew McConaughey comes to a close. Did the GBGBs pick the best movies for this season? It's hard to say, but we know Matt has become truly bland. Come enjoy the final McConaughey overview with us and send him off to being Gov'ner of Texas. FINALLY It is time for CHAOS. After presenting their choices and a lengthy ranking session, all season three topics are loaded...

The GBGBs are reviewing The Lincoln Lawyer for our 10th and final McConaughey's Mudroom movie.  Catch Matthew McConaughey riding around town defending clients in his Cartier Edition Lincoln Town Car, the car where it all started! It's all Lincoln commercials from here on out folks! ONLY LINCOLN COMMERCIALS! HE IS THE LINCOLN LAWYER. BUY A LINCOLN NOW! Thanks for stopping by!

SOMEBODY GET BEN AFFLECK ON THE PHONE, MATT IS TRYING TO HIT ON JENNIFER LOPEZ. The only couple we support here on the GBGBs is Bennifer Affpez, and that is a fact! In this episode we respond to our first tweet ever! The question, what kind of Pokemon would you be? And finally we get down to reviewing The Wedding Planner with Matthew McConaughey reprising his villainous sexy sleaze role and J.lo r...

Would you eat at Garlic Garden Bistro??? Be honest! Cleverbot joins us in the Mudroom for some Mon-bleut action! It might be time to fire him.. Finally the boys review The Gentlemen! Matt stars as a marijuana kingpin in ENGLAND looking to take a step away from the business and run for governor of Texas. If you like Guy Ritchie we think you're going to love this one. Thanks for stopping by!

Check out Ryan's very own Survivor special in this weeks episode of Good Boys Gone Bland. Afterwards we review The Dark Tower (2017) starring Matthew McConaughey as The Man in Black and Idris Elba as the GUNSLINGER! There were a few technical hiccoughs in the making of this episode, Jace has this to say - "We've been trapped for three weeks.. We have nothing to eat.. Our attempts to watch and reco...

It's the 70s and Matthew McConaughey makes a devilishly handsome (if you like weird dudes...) debut in Dazed and Confused! This drug-fueled disco ball keeps on shining no matter how much we scream "WHERE IS MATT!!?" into it. The Boys discuss the unlikely come-up of our newest Stockholm Syndrome beneficiary and dwell a little bit on their own pasts. Thanks for stopping by!

Matthew McConaughey is New York's most eligible bachelor and gets roped into some serious hijinks in this prime rom-com-onaughey blockbuster. Watch Matt steal some hearts and teach the Boys a little bit about love as he wines and dines Kate Hudson, who does her best to save this movie. Can Matt find true love? Can the Boys survive the mid-2000s rom-com onslaught? Thanks for stopping by!

Catch this weeks review as the GBGBs review the DADCORE movie Sahara. Mr. Matt McConaughey is greasing up to play Dirk Pitt reimagined from the pages of Clive Cussler's Sahara. Jace defends a beloved childhood film from the attacks of Denali and Ryan.   Thanks for stopping by!

Matt in SPACE! Jump into the wormhole and watch Matt keep people waiting. and waiting.. and waiting... He is really bad at returning emails in this gravity-defying and time-bending spectacle! Can Matt explain love to a robot? Can Matt win a fight against a different evil Matt? Will Murph ever clean her room? Find out as the boys launch into a few escape trajectories of their own. MUUUURPH, THANKS...

This is it folks, our first Matthew McConaughey rom-com! Do we really want to review this movie or spin off into SUPERHERO PODCAST territory? Denali keeps us on track and Ryan rips GoGP harder than the ghost of girlfriends future.   Thanks for stopping by!

Here it is folks, episode one of season two! We made our way out of the Attic and got locked in the Mudroom. We start off our McCognagogunagy season with Reign of Fire (2002). How did they get so many A-listers into this movie? Where is Matt's hair?? Does his experience leading the Americans in the dragon crusade count as governing experience??? Thanks for stopping by!

Meet us on the field for a bout of verbal combat! The Good Boys fight to decide the topic for SEASON TWO of the movie mansion. Will Jace's powerpoint presentations prevail?!? Did Denali ACTUALLY ask Amber what theme she wanted or did he RIG the system?! Find out where we get stuck next in the Movie Mansion. Thanks for stopping by!

Is Ben Affleck capable of breaking out of his comfort zone to play a man from Boston that doesn't say very much? Can Ben find his way to Fenway Park in midday traffic? The GBGBs say bye-bye to Ben Affleck and his attic in perhaps the most Ben movie of all time. And maybe find some home-invading lobsters along the way. Thanks for stopping by!

In this episode of Affleck's Attic we put Clever Bot to the test in CLEVERBOT DM (Dungeon Master) for some TTRPG improv. What will happen to Mon-bleut 2 and 3 in the ancient cavern?! Will they fulfill the dying wish of their companion James-Blunt Bonfire-Heart??   Finally, In our most difficult to review movie yet, Ben Affleck teaches us all how NOT to get your current partner and best friend into...

BatBen makes his entrance to vengeance.. IF you watch the Ultimate cut... The theatrical cut of BvS might be the blandest dish of vengeance ever served. How many times do we have to watch the Batman Origins story?!? At least one more.. Thanks for stopping by!

Exfiltrate yourself out of boredom with the GBGBs reviewing Argo! In this episode we navigate complex sociopolitical landscapes and develop the next best app on the market. Finally, ARGO BEN YOURSELVES! Thanks for stopping by!

Accountant Ben counts Beans! Ben can count every bean.. If you hire him to find missing beans, HE WILL FIND THEM!  Thanks for stopping by!

This week an eccentric millionaire will be TAKING OVER YOUR HOUSE. The last person to give him what he wants will be THE Sole SURV.... Wait wait wait... This isn't Survivor! ITS SURVIVING CHRISTMAS staring Ben Affleck! HO HO HOLY HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Thanks for stopping by!

Why are there so many Ben Affleck movies in here? I've never heard of Paycheck (2003) before... There's a coupon in the case! One free lesson at Ben's Bo Staff Emporium and Future Telling Services! Limited time use?? EXPIRED IN 2003??!? NOOOOOOO!!! Come check out our review of The Ben Identity and thanks for stopping by!

Join us as we review Ben's *actual* finest role in a tale of mystery, media frenzy, and.. murder?? This, is Gone Girl!  Inside this episode we discuss Animorphing and Ryan's 'stale movie popcorn' hypothesis. Thanks for stopping by!

Week two in Affleck's Attic and we are ready for launch with Armageddon (1998). Will an asteroid destroy earth? Will this movie destroy our appetite for Ben Affleck content? Did the release of this movie have drastic unforeseen consequences a that changed the sociopolitical landscape of the US forever?!? Stick around to find out and thanks for stopping by!