Good Boys Gone Bland

We've got our first Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves pairing and second guest of the podcast in Keanu's Kitchen, SPEED! Don't let the playback speed of this episode fall under 1x or things are going to get certified 1990s CRAZY.  Thanks for stopping by!

In our first Rom of the season, we've got Keanu and Sandra Bullock in The Lake House! Can anything be transported through the mailbox? What happens if a squirrel gets trapped in the mailbox?! What If Keanu himself, climbed into the mailbox in order to travel through time? Are these the ramblings of a tired description writer or do we actually discuss these possibilities? Tune in to find out as Kea...

This week in review, Bram Stoker's Dracula! Spoiler alert, they didn't make Keanu Reeves a vampire and name him 'Dra-COOL-a'. Maybe we can push the need for a reboot up the chain with Keanu as lead vampire.. If you have the connections bring them to my totally not scary mansion in Transylvania! Thanks for stopping by!

Hello most excellent listener!! Thank you for clicking on the link to our totally radical and not bogus Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure movie review. It is most radical, and with the utmost pleasure, that we get to watch Keanu's rocking story unfold. I believe our reviews through time have taken a most excellent turn. Party on, dudes! And thanks for stopping by!

After an extremely long hiatus the GBGBs.. wait.. The Matrix, is back! Join us in reviewing our closest to release film yet The Matrix Resurrections. Keanu is coming off of the long hair ass kickery renaissance of John Wick and back to his role as NEO. Will THE ONE come out on top?  Thanks for stopping by!

"You take the GBGB pill - you stay in Podcast land, and I show you how deep the Keanu Reeves goes." Morpheus... probably... Come check out episode two of Keanu's kitchen where the GBGBs discuss his most prolific role! Thanks for stopping by!

The GBGBs have found themselves back in the movie mansion and hungry for grub! Woah... This kitchen has a bunch of swords and martial arts how to books... IT'S ALL SIGNED BY KEANU REEVES! This must be his equipment from the filming of 47 RONIN!  Catch us in Keanu's Kitchen for the next 10 movies! Thanks for stopping by!

In the final episode of season 4 the GBGBs reminisce on a journey through Haunted Holidays! Come find out how holiday horror stood up and our feelings about moving on! The crew prepares once again for verbal combat in the pitch-off for season 5... Stay tuned to find out where we will be back in the MOVIE MANSION! Thanks for stopping by!

The GBGBs are exiting this season the same way we came in... WITH AN ANTHOLOGY! You can fit so much Holiday into this thing!! Celebrate it all with Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Christmas, and New Year's Eve ALL WITH A HORROR-TASTIC TWIST! Please don't watch this movie, our review will do... Thanks for stopping by!

The GBGBs have entered a special New Years time warp on floor 9 of the Haunted Holiday Hotel. This week we battle against the ghosts who will try to keep us here reviewing Bloody New Year (1987) FOREVER! Thanks for stopping by! REMEMBER TO BE SAFE WITH FIREWORKS

This week the GBGBs are reviewing Gremlins (1984) for our Christmas episode! If 1 out of every 10,000 Mogwai is good, is 1 out of every podcast as bland as the GBGBs??? We wont show you our bad side if you follow these easy rules, NO water, NO food after midnight, and NO bright light! Thanks for stopping by!

Welcome to the GBGB Saint Patrick's Day holiday horror special with Leprechaun 2. Tune in and throw on some green so you don't get pinched. Thanks for stopping by!

It's our first take at reviewing a Christmas themed Holiday Horror movie! Krampus flew in a bit earlier than his nicer cousin Mr. Claus and we have our hands full.. The toys are destroying everything and Krampus' Helpers ate all my cranberry sauce! Luckily for us Ryan came prepared to keep the in-laws busy... IT IS TIME FOR DOGS VS HORROR SURVIVOR! Thanks for stopping by!

We KNOW what you did last summer! All of you.. Every single one... However, the GBGBs will not be taking any action against anyone for what we know they did last summer as long as they listen to this episode. Thanks for stopping by for our 4th of July SLASHER!

Welcome to our Thanksgiving week special of the Haunted Holiday Hotel where we review ThanksKilling! TWO out of THREE GBGB hosts would not advise you to watch this movie. But if you were a 'Farm Fresh Necromatically Raised'(tm) Turkie would you listen to them?? NO! Turkie would do whatever Turkie dang well pleases and make sure to kill any humans that cross Turkie's path! Thanks for stopping by!  

Is Michael Meyers 'Just a Guy'? Could YOU outrun him? He can get around a car, start it, and drive away in the blink of an eye but we never see him run.. And he can pick a person up with ONE HAND.. Personally I think the GBGB Meat-a-zord could take him down in a fight! Come check out our thoughts on Halloween (1978) in this weeks episode, thanks for stopping by!

This week the GBGBs are reviewing My Bloody Valentine (1981)! Coming smack dab in the middle of the golden era of slashers we find ourselves in a Canadian cheese mine. The villain in this one is truly a member of the Haunted Holiday Hotel. Come for the Holidays and stay for the Horror! Thanks for stopping by!

Keep your jack-o-lanterns lit, candy bowls filled, and costumes in check if you hope to survive Samhain this year... It would be a shame to lose another listener to Sam.. We open the season 4 of the Good Boys Gone Bland Haunted Holiday Hotel with 'Trick 'r Treat', a yearly favorite for Ryan! Come join us in the start of this spooky elevator ride, and please, try not to get slashed..

As Old Yeller ends, the gate to the dog house opens. 10 Good boy movies behind us, I can hear the Movie Mansion calling.. It is time yet again for the state of the podcast.. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR VERBAL COMBAT! This week the Good Boys pitch their ideas for the next season.... What could it be?!? Thanks for stopping by!

Here we are at the end of the Dog House, with one of the dogs that started it all, Old Yeller! The most RAW performance we've seen by a dog and boy yet. This movie will teleport you straight back to the 1860's, and we aren't sure that is a good thing.. Summon your inner Arliss and lets get down to reviewing. Thanks for Stopping By!

DEAD IS BETTER, DREW BUDDY! Jump on in to this weeks episode of the GBGBs where we review Pet Sematary 2! This is the heartfelt story of a boy, his friend, his friend's dog (Zowie), a ritualistic burial site that brings creatures back from the dead, and a WHOLE LOT of murder. Thanks for stopping by!

The GBGBs have their first Guest Gone Bland when long time friend Micheal Bland (Alaskan, Dog owner, DIY TV show star) joins the show! This week we SERVE up the 5th installment of the Air Bud franchise with, Air Bud Spikes Back. If you're reading this, they really SET themselves up for failure with this movie. How can you expect Air Bud popularity to SPIKE when it goes straight to DVD!? Let us kno...

Welcome back to the Dog House! This week we have guests visiting from the prestigious Mayflower Dog show, and let me say, they are certainly up there on the patented Woof-O-Meter. We learned a lot from this movie. Some stuff about dogs.. A lot about nuts from Harlan Pepper.. And most important of all, how best to commentate on literally anything from Fred Willard. Thanks for stopping by!

This is it folks! Pure unadulterated CHAOS. Is this season going to just be Scooby-Doo themed from here on out? Personally I think the wheel-o-chaos is favoring our big great dane buddy Scooby-Doo with the second live action movie in the franchise, SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED! Would you choose to be haunted if your ghost did all the maintenance on it..? What if they kept your bathroom really...

The Good Boys team up with Mystery Inc. this week to review Scooby-Doo (2002)! The nostalgia is hitting hard in this hearty quasi-adult/children's movie. We warm up with a spooky-dooby-doo mystery improv skit before jumping on the plane to Spooky Island and solve the mystery of the Scooby-Doo Woof-O-Meter!! Thanks for Stopping By!