Golf Is Ruining My Life

Alright Par Pals? Welcome along to another conversational 18 holes with Toms Green and Price. On the show today: TOM HAS FOUND THE BEST TACTIC FOR SUMMER GOLF TOM IS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD AND SECRET IN THE SIM TOM HASN'T DONE ENOUGH ROUNDS FOR THE MEDAL and TOM FINALLY PARKS HIS PERSONALITY Keep your emails coming and see you Thursday for another dose of this wonderfulness Toms - thetoms@golfisrui...

⁠COME AND SEE US ON TOUR We simply cannot believe it, in todays email special episode of GIRML we have a listener who is ACTUALLY so GOOD at golf he holds a course record... wtf, bossman shot 6 under par. Not only that you can expect - a listener getting WORSE because of lessons, do couples who golf together get more in love and we solve first tee nerves. HUGE EP FROM THE BOYS TBF - ⁠⁠Email⁠⁠ - th...

That's right par pals we're back and quite literally MARCHING through the year. Well done everyone. On the show today: TOM MIGHT GET ALIGNMENT STICKS TOM ALSO MIGHT NOT BOTHER WITH ALIGNMENT STICKS TOM IS SWINGING TOO QUICKLY and TOM MENTIONS THE LIVE SHOW ONCE OR TWICE See you there? And see you Thursday, of course Toms x thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠...

COME AND SEE US ON TOUR GOLFING GOOBERS… That’s how this podcast starts and it doesn’t get much better there on in. On today’s Thursday email corner you can expect: Amateurs getting blades as their first clubs, German teaching professionals having a 12 handicap and the return of the jester himself, Noel Fielding!  - ⁠Email⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠ ...

Yes please! Gather round par pals, we go again. Today: SWEATY TOM FINALLY WASHES HIS CAPS WHAT'S WEIRD IN YOUR LOCKER? and TOM'S COAT MAKES A FARTY NOISE All this A-grade content and MORE heading your way. Enjoy! See you at the live event, yeah? Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about...

So, Thursday means it is EMAIL TIME for the lads at GIRML, they delve deep into outlook inbox and come up sucking tees. In today's episode - is Price sponsored by Trevose, the GIRML editors get an ear full, we review the PGA Tour app and a letter from a listener makes the boys cry. It's another game packed ep of golf based lols. - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Alright Par Pals? Anyone fancy a conversational stroll through the worst game ever invented? You DO? Oh well that's good news. You're in the right place. On today's show: TOM TALKS TO A MAN ABOUT WEDGES TOM GETS CROSS ABOUT HOLIDAY GOLF TOM WATCHES TGL and TOM IS STARTING TO LIKE PATRICK REED All this and more heading to your ears (and eyes, hello YouTube) NOW All the best Toms x thetoms@golfisrui...

Goodness me Thursday rolls around quick, the lads are back this week pulling apart winter golf and the issues with mats, as well as discussing the AGE OLD question of ... given unlimited time and lessons, how long till we got down to scratch. Also, it's Thurs so email corner time!! - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Yo...

Hello Par Pals! Welcome to another bit of golf guff from two men called Tom. On the show today: TOM LIKES PUTTING WHEN THERE'S NO PRESSURE TOM DOESN'T LIKE GOING TO A RANGE TOM DECIDES HE LIKES PATRICK REED and TOM WORKS OUT RORY IS BETTER THAN HIM ALL this and more heading to YOUR ears NOW See you Thursday! Toms x thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Lea...

It is an email we never thought we get, one of you lot reaching out asking for golf to take LONGER and be SLOWED DOWN. The weirdest thing about it all, we potentially do not disagree. So, there is that on today's episode as well as: Green falling in love with lessons, Price telling his Gary Player story again and we EMPTY(ish) the inbox! - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Hiya Par Pals This time: Tom decides he's going to get good at driving Tom wants to grind Tom isn't interested in ex-footballers playing golf Tom has decided he's going to join a RIDICULOUS course All this and more on the show today Don't forget to join our Discord and buy some tickets to our tour, yeah? Cheers and see you Thursday! Toms thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠You...

BIG QUESTION to start the podcast, how often should you be replacing your wedges... TG thinks potentially once a season. Why? Because he has fallen in LOVE with the PING S259S that give ultimate spin. Also on today's podcast - we discover the world's most expensive golf breakfast, discuss lag putting breakthroughs, Belfry visits and courses with handicap limits - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife...

Alright par pals Let's talk golf, if you're up for it. THIS TIME: Tom thinks LIV might legit be in trouble Tom annoys his playing partners AND Tom gets excited about Waste Management See you next time - get your emails in with your three main objectives for the year, yeah? Toms x - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

If there is only ONE swing thought you are going to take into this year... what EXACTLY is it! Between The Toms they think they might have cracked it. And it involves Fat Perez from Bob Does Sports. Not only that, only today's episode email corner fires up again leading to questions about - friends on the golf course, Australian listeners and shot tracking. - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co....

Hiya Par Pals TODAY: Tom hates organising golf holidays Tom gets excited about a new driver Tom gets upset about swearing on a YouTube video All this and MORE on your latest bulletin from the front line of useless golfers. See you Thursday! Toms x - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Le...

Here we go friends, we are back with a bang in 2026 and golf is not easing us into the year gently... we've started with a HUGE controversy as the PGA Tour welcomes back Brooks Koepka, meaning a potential LIV Golfer landslide. Also on today's episode expect the following: Price has on-going winter mat dramas, Green books a lad golf trip and emails are dissected. - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylif...

Hi Par Pals! Welcome back to another swipe and a swing at this stupid game. On today's show: TOM MEETS A FAN TOM CAN'T PLAY GOLF TOMS ARE ON TOUR TOM WANTS TO PRACTICE MORE All this and more! Strap in everyone! Golf 2026 is here! Toms Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

COME AND SEE US LIVE - AN EVENING FOR SWINGERS A new dawn, a new day, a new life... for meeee, and i'm slicing goooood! Yes, that is right, we've started the new year with a Michael Bublé reference, and I for one am happy with that actually, cheers thanks for asking. Welcome to the New Years Day GIRML Special, today The Toms will be diving head first into TWO huge topics - SHORT GAME and GOLFING H...

Hey Par Pals Welcome to a cheeky little Xmas special episode where Toms take on two big topics per episode. This week: BALLS NERVES That's it, really. Thanks for listening! Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What more could you want of a Christmas morning than to slip away from your family and spend some time with your favourite par pals? Here, then, is a little Christmas gift from the Toms. They've thoughtfully chatted about golf for 20 minutes, and also TOM HAS DONE A SONG. As if your Christmas couldn't get any better. See you soon! Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik...

COME SEE US LIVE ON TOUR It is the festive golfing period, so over these most jolly of days The Toms are going to deep dive into some KEY topics to help round off the year, today is it all about golf etiquette and how we can get better at getting off the tee! WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE! - ⁠Email⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ - New episodes every Mond...

COME AND SEE US LIVE Tickets for An Evening For Swingers go LIVE at midday today, so that is a thing... but also on today's podcast episode expect an EPIC email corner with such highlights as - two HIO in ONE round of golf, a listener selling this clubs and ACTUAL GOOD life advice (ish) - ⁠⁠Email⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ - New e...

Hi Par Pals! Tom's finally lost his mind and decided he can be as good as Grant Horvat. ALSO we chat pretty big topics on the show including: TOM LOVES PLAYING FROM 100 YARDS TOM LOVES SOFT BALLS TOM WANTS TO HIT THE BALL FURTHER All this and some other pipe dreams incoming! Thanks for dropping by! Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ - New ep...

That is RIGHT, in 2026 Golf Is Ruining My Life is coming to a city near YOU-ish... we are bringing our show, "An Evening For Swingers" around the UK and we can not WAIT to have you there. Tickets go on sale NEXT Thursday and you can buy them on the website HERE So... that is a thing! Also in today's podcast we dive into the big box of emails and dig out some solid GOLD from you lot, including such...

Alright par pals? It might be December but at least GIRML won't ever close because of wet fairways or drainage issues (don't hold us to this). THIS TIME ON GIRML: TOM NEEDS A FIFTY DEGREE TOM GETS READY TO PLAY GOLF TOM GETS ANGRY ABOUT AUSTRALIA TOM HAS A TECHNICAL ISSUE All this and, as ever, much much more. Enjoy! Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube...