Golf Is Ruining My Life

It’s another round up of your emails today with our pals at Golfbreaks and boy oh boy there was a full moon when you were sending those in. Get ready for a bunch of people getting slightly annoyed with each other on the golf course. Who KNEW what was a thing that happened on the golf course?!? ALSO: TOM SETS UP HIS SUMMER BAG TOM IS ON THE PRECIPICE And TOM ATTEMPTS TO STOP AN ARGUMENT All this an...

WIN A ROUND OF GOLF AT THE BELFRY, £250 TO SPEND AT PING AND A BOX OF GIRML GOODIES Happy Monday Golfing Friends... apols in advance as today's episode strays into the slightly self-indulgent. Green shoots his best ever round at La Manga and gives us a blow by blow play of how and why. Is that really entertaining.. god knows! Also, we are back with our friends at iGolf Toast or indeed roasting one...

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by former WORLD NUMBER 1 doubles tennis player, Jamie Murray. 30 minutes of chat about life after retiring from tennis, whether golf could be his next chapter, and his battle with THE YIPS. 😬 We also find out how his brother Andy is taking golf incredibly seriously, Jamie's best ever round and his DREAM four...

Hey Par Pals Welcome back to another half hour of golf chat with your favourite men called Tom. On the show today: YOU COULD BE COMING TO CAIRO WITH US IS YOUR PLAYING PARTNER ADDING YOUR SCORES UP WRONG ON PURPOSE AND AN EAGLE ON THE LAST?!?!?! All this and more heading for your ears and/or eyes. Don’t forget tomorrow we’ve got a brand new Talk Birdie To Me heading you way too with the unbelievab...

The people wanted MORE on course content, so that is exactly what we have delivered... HOWEVER, this time, not in Scotland but in SPAIN. The Toms fly over to La Hacienda and San Roque to try and BREAK par and rekindle the VERSUS series for one last hoo'rah! NOT ONLY THAT... but thanks to Golf Breaks we have got a VERY exciting announcement as they jump onboard for EMAIL CORNER! ALERT ALERT ALERT -...

Hi Par pals On today’s gentle conversational stroll around the links: Tom gets excited about the live show. Again. Tom gets Tom a gift AND We finally get stuck into some fresh emails that we’ve never read out on the show before.  Also, keep your eyes peeled on our socials for a VERY exciting competition coming your way soon Cheers! Play well! Toms x  ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠  ⁠Youtube⁠  ⁠Merch⁠ Tour L...

THE TOMS ARE BACK BABY… it is a Monday episode so expect 30 minutes of golfing ramble chat as well as a look through some card submissions for iGolf's ‘Toast or Roast’. Not only that after bingeing Full Swing on the plane, Green has some thoughts on the new series of the show and sadly, we have to pay Price a compliment (never good) about his 10/10 putting tip. Find out ALL about iGolf and getting...

WE’RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we’re joined by previous WORLD NUMBER 1, Lee Westwood. 30 minutes chat about what it’s actually like to be riding high as the world number 1, all things LIV and his partnership with PING. We also find out his crazy course memberships and his DREAM four ball. 👀 MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make thi...

Hello and welcome to another episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life where we’re once again hacking our way into the email backlog. On the show today: Double Eagles - can it really HAPPEN? A set of clubs for under £250 - worth it? AND Is worrying about holding people up ruining your game? All this and more on the way. Don’t forget this Sunday we’re dropping our brand new on course video over on our You...

Right, that's it... The Toms have lost their minds. In today's episode Green attempts to convince Price that Yoga maybe the thing we all need to get down to scratch. Yes, it feels like a long shot. Not only that they talk about card inputting etiquette and once again it's another Toast or Roast w/ England Golf. Find out ALL about iGolf and getting a handicap, HERE - New episodes EVERY Monday & Thu...

Hello and welcome back to another thirty minutes of two grown men whinging about the cruelty and beauty of this silly stick and ball game. On the show today: TOM HITS A GOOD DRIVE TOM WORSHIPS RORY SOME MORE And EMAILS! So many emails! Scotland Adventure Email corner is brought to you with our friends at Today’s Golfer. Drop us an email and if we choose it to be the email of the week you’ll receiv...

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT? Certainly not us. At no point during ANY of our Masters 2026 build-up did we dare to believe that BOSSMAN RORY could go BACK TO BACK and get another green jacket. Well, more fool us. After a simply BRILLIANT first major of the year The Toms deep dive into everything that’s gone down since Thursday and celebrate another amazing win for Rory. Not only that we #ToastOrRoast...

Well well well. Turns out Rory only wants one green jacket. After a rollercoaster of a round, join Tom and Tom for more analysis (gut based hot takes) and facts (quickly googled while mid-sentence). On the show today they discuss CAN Rory win another Masters, WILL Cam Johnson pip him to the post and exactly HOW Scottie Scheffler is the worst person to have playing ahead of you. Don’t forget to joi...

IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. Maybe. Just Maybe. The lads are back chatting with Alex from Todays Golfer on the hallowed turf of those Georgia Links. The only issue is that Green has been for a curry, watched zero golf, and had three pints of strong continental larger. It’s not i...

Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh Bob whyyy) of the first day of the Masters 2026. We’re also joined LIVE from Augusta by Alex Perry from Today’s Golfer who brings us huge insight into the atmosphere, the players and the cheese sandwiches. The Masters is up and running team! Happy Go...

In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sort of in-depth analysis we can only dream of. Not only that we dive back into the email inbox and answer your questions on breaking 100, handicap in competition etiquette and a serious GDRP issue involving Green's wife. Email Corner is powered by our...

We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffield lad and all around British golfing LEGEND - DANNY WILLETT. 30 minutes of conversation covering that amazing win back in 2016 and how, EVEN FOR HIM, it’s hard to get an Augusta National tee time. MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping m...

It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the hardest golf course in the country. In many ways this is their Masters Moment. So, to prepare for the first (and last?) format featuring a rhyme: TOM GETS A METRONOME TOM THINKS HE’S PLAYING WELL AND we do our first Roast or Toast as we go through one of...

Ever wondered how you would fare in a foursomes match if an LPGA player relied on YOU to keep it in the fairway... in today's episode we found out by speaking to professional golfer, turned coach, Ryan Evans. He did JUST THAT a few weeks ago around Sunningdale. You can check out his Insta here. Also on today's episode we start the built up to The Masters next week and dive straight into Email Corn...

Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom tackle a question that has ended more rounds than slow play Should you be taking DRIVER off every tee? We’re talking full send vs playing sensible, when driver is actually the smartest play, and when it’s basically a guaranteed double before you’ve even warmed up. All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom’s ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@gol...

I do declare the golfing season for 2026 open and ready for business. There has been a switch in the air over previous days and it feels like change is afoot. With Augusta around the corner, longer nights approaching and handicap optimise ripe within WhatsApp groups, it would appear the long winter is gone. With all that in mind, The Toms come out the blocks hot announcing two major new partnershi...

Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom dive into another half hour of ramble golf chat including TOMS PLAN THEIR FIRST ROUND TOGETHER IN NEARLY A YEAR TOM COMES UP WITH A TERRIBLE FORMAT IDEA And TOM HAS A VANITY ISSUE All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom’s ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ...

In today’s episode of GIRML, Green has been hitting in the gym in an attempt to get FIT FOR GOLF… or, let's be honest, so he can hit the ball further. You can check out the golf specific gym HERE The 2026 quest for distance continues. Also, it’s email corner so the inbox is getting raided with YOUR questions. - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ...

Hi Par Pals, welcome to a Players 2026 special where Tom and Tom discuss: ABERG! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?! FITZPATRICK! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??! and ⁠ARE CAM YOUNG’S SHOES TOO BIG FOR HIM We also talk about Tom’s 84 and Tom’s chipping tactics. All this and more on the way! thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ ⁠Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit pod...

OH HELLO GOLFING SEASON 2026... It is officially here because The Players has landed, we are SO back. In today's episode we get knee deep into the analysis around the event while also delving back into the email inbox talking giving up golf membership, breaking 100 and last minute Woburn invites! It's time to dig deep... we.go.again! - ⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠ - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠...