Going Terribly

It's Women's History Month, and we have another scintillating installment of Alice's Menstrual Cup Journey. Oooof course. Other discussion topics may include: - Checking in with the Diabetersons - Writing checks that your ass (or cow) can cash - How a woman's menstrual cycle compares to a Metallica song - Accidental Johnny Carson impressions - A pair of Harlands and one sucked starfish

Past Tense Cher. Semi Recent Semi Decent News: The Game. Racist Musicals. Can you handle all this frivolity? Other discussion topics may include: - How young is too young to teach a kid about DNA tests? - Eff around and find out how to offend keynote speakers - Yosemite Sam and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are essentially the real person, right? - Boob experimentation and other times you might have yo...

How does one order bubble tea? There are so many options! Between the bases, the flavors, the bursts, the creams, it's all just one sexy, existential conundrum after another. And the straws are just too damn big. I mean, they're the right size to get the job done, but must they be so Freudian? Other discussion topics may include: - Could anything in the world handle 70 pounds of cocaine all at onc...

Love is in the air, y'all, and boy, do we have a special treat in store! A mega-jumbo-epic episode with the most sordid (or assorted?) couple ever, Amelia and Naem Madi!  Hear their Nicholas Sparks-esque romance saga, play some VD* games, and learn everything you never wanted to know about the seriously traumatic mating rituals of some of the kinkiest animals in the whole dang kingdom. Seriou...

We haven't done It Went Terribly in a while, so you're gonna learn A LOT about things you didn't even know you wanted to know! You know? Other discussion topics may include: - Far better things to do with fruitcakes rather than eat them - Cow squirts - The nostalgic power of old appliance boxes and teen dramas - So many Bozos! - Young ladies married to horny rabbits...?

This is gonna be one of those gross episodes where we talk about weird body anomalies. You'll love it. Other discussion topics may include: - The underappreciated Old Dick Ruck - Hollywood's absolutely shameless nepo-puppy pandemic - A reason to owe Ewan McGregor (and anyone with a good sense of humor) an apology - What flavor toe jam goes best on a peanut butter sandwich? - Backwards things, such...

It was Doug's birthday yesterday, so you better have wished him a happy one! At least one that isn't filled with trivia questions and words that almost rhyme but don't. OH BUT WAIT... Other discussion topics may include: - What makes Daddy Magic poop his pants? - Drain brain, lost balls, and other medical ailments - The difference between hot chocolate sauce and hot chocolate sauce - What hat is t...

Do y'all remember auralexisynchronocity? The word that Alice made up referring to the phenomenon of hearing a word and reading it at the same time? How often does it happen to you?! If a lot, then shouldn't the word become official? If not a lot, does the world just revolve around Alice? Other discussion topics may include: - Where is the most surprising place you've matriculated? - Blood from pla...

Is there anything in this whole wide world that is worse than burning your mouth on hot food? Other discussion topics may include: - What to do when garlic knots flip you the bird - Do you really want to live forever? Forever? - Weird sexual snake stuff - A Hall of Fame for stones and dinner breads - Hafshafhashfasshashaffashashfaahash

It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe, maybe this year will be about the same as the last. Join our perennial New Year's guests, Jason & Candi Vincent, for games, performances, and a whole lotta Dick [Clark] jokes ;) Other discussion topics may include: - How to hold your favorite corpse together using ordinary household tape - Cerebral umbilical cords - Brad Pitt cutting up...

Is this the episode that leads to us getting whacked? Like, off? The one where we inadvertently stumble into a centuries-long conspiracy involving the Mob, and trigonometry, and commedia dell'arte, and are never heard from again? Stay tuned... Other discussion topics may include: - How to tell how much guacamole is in your DNA - The Venn Diagram of clowns, mobsters, and soda marketing execs is far...

Give a hearty HO HO HO to our special guest: King of the Food Court, Llama with the Drama, Lover of Christmas, ANDY JONES! Gifts and games and merriment ensue. And a special treat for you all: alternative episode titles! Three Plump, Spicy Breasts in a Hulk Hogan Christmas Vehicle Three Gullible Watermelons in a Tragic Ice Cream Maker Story Three Jehovah's Fitness Gurus in a French Christmas Horro...

There are a lot of porny puns in this one! You're welcome :) Other discussion topics may include: - The generous way to be the stranger danger for a kid during the holidays - An examination of food holidays that aren't presidentially sanctioned - Dangers of using nougat for sexual purposes - The strange (DEADLY?!!?!) allure of Hawaii during Eruption Season - Is it okay to pre-freeze a cow's b...

We talk books. Both the moral and ethical kind, but also the outdated, pee-stained, bathroom readers kind. Other discussion topics may include: - How enjoying a nice flatbread can get you speared in the gut - Jill Diligence: Baptist nurse/wordy cookbook author - What is your favorite flavor of rigmarole? - Life tips, such as "Don't give a shark to a toddler, or vice versa" - Did the tomb smell?

You know what's great?  A really, really, great sandwich. And killing many birds with one stone. Other discussion topics may include: - Omniscient phone calendars - Learning how to plow corn to appease your favorite celebrity - Strap-on video game controllers - How to tell your iPhone you're leaving them for an Android - Fictitious scientific studies on haggis hushpuppies, clogging toilets, a...

Did you know gefilte fish is the second most popular Thanksgiving meat? Join us for more fish-related games and trivia, as well as a special fishy guest: THE RED HERRING!!! Other discussion topics may include: - The undeniable allure of a basketball referee's whistle - What is your favorite hard drug to use as a pizza topping? - Speaking to God while standing in the bathtub - Celebrating the innov...

Doug and Alice went to Nashville for Alice's birthday, and of course Alice had to f*ck around and find out if Krystal is superior to White Castle. Oh she's gonna get an earful when she returns home. Other discussion topics may include: - Hitting up botanical gardens and destroying hot tubs like celebrities - How much wood would Woodcheek cheek if Woodcheek was Cheekwood? - Why your art should alwa...

It's Election Day. Again. (and almost Alice's birthday, but sssshhh...it's a no frills surprise) Other discussion topics may include: - Who's bigger than Shakespeare, Sondheim, and DiMaggio?* - A healthy diet of poultry and children - Beautiful displays that make you wish you could destroy them - What IS a free standing bridge?** - The groundbreaking, yet unsuccessful political career of Olympia D...

It's the day after Halloween!!!! *evil laugh* *blood-curdling scream* And our MAD Halloween horror hound, Kevin Roach, is back to regale us with stories of THE OTHER Kevin Roach...  No, not figuratively, like the characters Kevin plays in horror movies (though there is a bit of that). It's literally another local guy with the same name who routinely gets arrested on drug or assault charges an...

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR EXTRA LIFE! And we've got Power(up) Couple Josh Weiland and Gennie Adams on the pod, promoting our 24-hour video game fundraiser and sharing stories of possum trauma, lexical smushing, and mild scissoring. It's a gas! Tune into our marathon on Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch, happening THIS SATURDAY! October 29th 8am-8am CDT https://unfinisheddynamos.com/ Watch our sleep deprived...

Alice has a case of the Melonhead, and now she and Doug can't elope. Wait, what? Other discussion topics may include: - An episode dedicated to (yet only briefly mentioning) the NBA - Getting filed and defiled at the dentist - Gigantic, hideous face moles and the unfortunate podcast hosts who must hide them - The seemingly untapped market of cartoon needles in Hollywood - Dead tissue...down there

We talk about Alice's dentist again. And Paducah. They really are just founts of conversational intrigue. Other discussion topics may include: - The possibility of a Tarantino-Pixar collaboration - How sad it is when a child actor grows up and doesn't get offered child parts anymore - When demeaning nicknames sound right - Neo-noir stoner flicks - How the genius of Robert Palmer is giving back now...

In this here episode, we ask perhaps the hardest hitting question we ever have asked: can...vegans...swallow? *wink wink nudge nudge* It's all downhill from here! Wait, so does that expression mean it's easy peasy lemon squeezy now after all that trudging uphill? Or does it mean things are going to pot? Other discussion topics may include: - Does your own fruit count as a fruit? - Krystal Meets Wh...

This is the episode where Alice steals all of Doug's segments.  Not like his thorax or abdomen, but like his bits.  Not his gizzards and giblets, but like his -- oh whatever, just listen and find out. Other discussion topics may include: - What is a toy? Is a game a toy? Is a stick a toy? Are you a toy? - A long overdue 30-second discussion about Connecticut's only city - National Crush...

You know what's interesting? Regular automobile maintenance. And vending machine snacks from the early-aughts. And admirably petty multi-million dollar lawsuits. Ooooh yeah.... Other discussion topics may include:  - Mama's Family: A one-sided celebration of a forgotten masterpiece - Giant tablets and macro Metamucil - Things you can do with your arms - Clan McClurkic and the Charge for Air:...