Alice and Doug

Going Terribly

Comedy EN ↓ 305 episodes

Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings. You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.

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Alice and Doug

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Ep. 4: Two Cavernous Buttcracks in a Pant-Based Eatery 13.10.2020 1:08:10

Alice has an existential crisis and considers a career change into the audiobook narration industry. Doug can’t remember when he last hugged someone, and it’s slowly murdering him. They finally learn what gluten is. This week’s episode gets real, y’all. Other discussion topics may include: - An examination of very important world records, such as cucumber eating - Vegan treats and the accidental A...

Ep. 3: Two Hard Snacks in a Panty-Filled Vending Machine 06.10.2020 1:00:02

On this episode of To Outsmuck a Smucker, Doug channels his best Orson Welles and reads a diary entry from The Uncrustables  -- a neo-noir adapted from a gothic novel. Alice accompanies with some questionable impressions of Crustopher Walken and Jammy Stewart. They also decide to adopt a baby cow, name her Maddie, raise her for eighteen months, then take her out for ribs. Wait. Her ribs?...

Ep. 2: Two WAPpetizers in a Self-Cleaning Oven 29.09.2020 53:15

Doug expounds upon the social mores of pandemic dating and questions the role of unlimited chips and salsa in group dining situations. Alice confuses bukkake with bunraku (Japanese puppet theatre) and learns how to preheat and clean her lady-oven. And urine luck! There’s also a fan-sourced DJ contest for 11 WHOLE DOLLARS and a new segment called “It Went Terribly” where we fact-check the previous...

Ep. 1: Two Pees in a Poodcast 22.09.2020 55:07

In their premiere episode, Doug sings the praises of an environmentally-friendly feminine hygiene product and ponders the aerodynamics and moral turpitude of passengers on a hypothetical euthanasia coaster. Alice tosses a salad and debates what size knife is best for big kids at the pool. Other discussion topics may include: - A desire to wax, poetic and otherwise - The birth of a jingle - wh...

TEASER 15.09.2020 0:57

Alice and Doug have a podcast. Here's a context-free minute of nonsense to prove they know how to speak into a microphone.