Going Terribly

Have you been playing Redactle? It's a totally addictive, eye-crossing, headache-inducing, time-consuming, word-nerd-centric daily game in the style of Wordle. It'll ruin your life. And you'll like it. Other discussion topics may include: - How do the "bases" in romantic relationships work?  - A proposal for a possible Going Terribly at-home board game - Would you ride a rollercoaster if it w...

The bidet hath arrived. Other discussion topics may include: - The superiority of airplane pretzels over regular, land-bound pretzels - Did Phil Collins write a song about a suicide pact? - Going nuts to butts to read mediocre student essays - Was there a better Hollywood twosome than Burt Reynolds and Cooter Snatch? - Spring breakers vs. the Mormon Church: A battle for the ages

Are you a fan of perfectly chilled salads and crisp, minimalist design? Well, then this show is for you! Recurring character, IKEA virgin, newly glutinous (and gluttonous), self-activating robot, Josh Weiland, comes back on the pod as we plan our trip to St. Louis for All Elite Wrestling’s Dynamite! Yes, yes, we’re all thinking it. Wrestling is Life. Other discussion topics may include: - An offic...

This is the episode of vendettas. We rail against juniors (namesakes...not secondary school teens), U2 (an unsolicited favor is no favor), and lionized canons. Or canonized lions. Dead white guys and their dumb sayings basically. Other discussion topics may include: - A ton of celebrity birthdays! And some of them are real! - Why Danielle Steel is a better author than Ernest Hemingway - Self flage...

Welcome to Hella Burgers! We are joined this week by DRK WTR keyboardist Alexander Hellenberg! AKA Ajax AKA The Myth AKA The Man Behind the Curtain. So brush up on your Florida Man news because we've got GAMES. Other discussion topics may include: - A preview of the hot new summer drama "Parkview Palace Place" - The legalities of aerial moose poop - Igneous Rock vs. Igneous Pop: A musical feud for...

Mr. and Ms. Lonely Hearts regale you with tales of solo dining – both embarrassing and triumphant. Alice gets kudos for being an excellent parallel parker, and Doug...ALSO gets kudos...for having a wang large enough to knock over a Great Dane. Other discussion topics may include: - Friends who don't like hot chocolate. Or love. - The world is currently out of apples and we just now noticed. - The...

Would you lick a ranch-flavored diamond? Would you risk a concussion for some sweet, sweet frozen yogurt? Would you try that funny but ultimately debunked post-mortem meme prank of eating a bunch of unpopped popcorn kernels before you die so that when you go into the crematorium, your body will erupt in a mound of fluffy popcorn?  If you would, then you're our people. Thanks for listening. Ot...

Have we, as a collective nation, forgiven John Wilkes Booth for shooting Andrew Lincoln yet? Or U2 for forcibly stuffing our music libraries with Songs of Innocence ? Or people in general for using the word acronym when they actually mean abbreviation? All this and more... Other discussion topics may include: - Baltimore Oreos vs. New York Twinkies: What's your favorite baseball dessert? - Why old...

Is there ever a good way to break up with your hair stylist? What exactly are microblading and microthreading all about? Is it possible to "lift" someone else's fingerprints with Scotch tape and plant them at a crime scene? Leave us a voice mail if you know the answers to any of these questions. Other discussion topics may include: - Human life before world-changing technologies like automobiles,...

This week's episode is *suspenseful* y'all. What's in the tub? WHAT'S IN THE TUB?! Where's Alice's hair part going next?! And is Stonehenge a wheel? All this hot goss and more!!! Other discussion topics may include: - What is a "nutty" flavor? Is it, ya know...dirty? - 16-wheeled 18-wheelers - Full Moon Saloon: werewolf bar or gay bar? - The best ways to make mutant babies - Seriously, though, wha...

There are so many random, niche holidays today. You're gonna wanna celebrate lima beans, mom's spaghetti, and foreskin. Just let it all hang out. Other discussion topics may include:  - The deep conspiracy involving microphone bias - A grassroots campaign to adorn old statues with jean shorts - Podcast popularity within the dairy free community - Age appropriate mooning - What's your favorite...

It's not April, everyone. Someone broke into your house and hacked into your Cloud and set all your clocks and digital devices back one month. Now you have all this extra time to accomplish what you've really needed to... Listen to our all singin', all dancin', April Fool's guest takeover on The Center Cut podcast where Michael and Dave watched a 30-minute, context-free chunk of classic musical "S...

Alice gets her chompers polished, and Doug relives the trauma that is Homecoming Spirit Week. Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News makes an entrepreneurial return, and SOMEBODY DIES. Other discussion topics may include: - What does space cola taste like? Cookies and cream? Cough syrup? Bunny rabbits? - A tribute to those killed in the 1970s, such as President "Honest" Andrew Lincoln - What is your favorit...

GFDF*† Josh Weiland comes on the pod and cheats at all the games.  Other discussion topics may include: - The unexpected pride of being a nimrod - A glimpse into Hitler's eighth birthday - Words people don't like, such as "moist," "panties," and "Hoobastank" - How to go down with integrity. So to speak. - Comparing alcohol to slurpees so a 5-year old can understand its deliciousness *Gluten F...

Get ready for the hottest of takes in this episode. Should cursive still be taught in schools? Is tofu actually flavorless? Has there ever been a less appropriately named food than "Fun Size" candy bars? Other discussion topics may include: - Why encyclopedias from the 1950s will teach us everything we'll ever need to know - The Adventures of Brock Johnson and Cooter Wang - Why air fryers are bett...

Podcasters, filmmakers, and w'hores for s'mores, Emily Durchholz and Jake Bilinski, join us for our big, fat 75th episode in celebration of Valentine's Day (belated), International Women's Day, and most importantly, James Van Der Beek's 45th birthday! Here are some highlights: 09:07 Shattering the Glass Ceiling! 23:10 "Heard It in a Doug Song" -- a delightful name-that-tune game! 43:40 Jake and Em...

Is your blood haunted? Do you need to exorcise some of that pesky, intransigent blood? Try bloodletting! It's the newest scientific craze! Lots of It Went Terriblys to unpack here at the beginning of March. We learn about leeches, barbers, leeching barbers, and Pat Sajak's intolerably difficult day-job. And we make at least three really great food puns. You'll wanna stick around for those. Other d...

Apparently, lots of internet people are up in arms about not using toilet paper anymore. Bidets are the big hygienic thing. But wouldn't that change everything about you as a human being? Are you ready to take such a step? Other discussion topics may include: - How far inside the hole do you clean? - The most spot-on Ray Romano impression you will ever hear in your life - How to tell if you're a r...

Have we told you philately that we love you?  See, philately means stamp collecting, so it's like we're sending you old-fashioned correspondence. Through your ear holes. That's like, aurilexisynchronicity, maaaan. Other discussion topics may include: - The best and worst ways to ingest summer sausage - Fantasy sports, or grown men pretending they own other grown men - Which side of your genit...

It's a short but hella satisfying episode this week cuz all of winter came crashing down on us last week. This past week. Whatever. You know what we mean. And if you want to listen to Alice talk in a high, childlike voice for four hours, order her first Big 5 Publisher audiobook here! https://www.audible.com/pd/Maizy-Chens-Last-Chance-Audiobook/0593505743?ref=a_typ_c1_lProduct_0_1&pf_rd_p=9161...

This week's episode boasts a JUMBO-SIZED It Went Terribly, so let's share some alternative episode titles:  Two Dutch Rudders in a Media Frenzy Two Nips, Ands, & Butts in a Controversial Biology/Art Exhibit Two Indefinite Hyphens in a Dave Matthews-esque Extended Jam Two Celebrated Jumping Frogs in a Clean and Clear Morning Burst Two Animals with Beaks in a Workplace Comedy Two Small, Fur...

You ever wonder how sex would be for people of wildly varying heights? Like if Kristin Chenoweth and Yao Ming got into some polyamorous sixty-nining, will their heads and genitals still line up? I guess anything can happen. Imagine the possibilities. He shoots; she scores (like a musical score)? Heh, heh, sixty-nine... Other discussion topics may include: - The good, the bad, and the awkward of re...

Thank Doug for Being a Friend! It's Doug's birthday episode, and since yesterday was what would have been Betty White's 100th birthday, Alice devised a saucy gauntlet of Golden Girls-themed games for Doug's Ruby Jubilee (40th birthday)! Hands get cocked. Feet almost get measured. Danger comes quickly. It's a blast. Please also tune in Saturday 1/22 and play Jackbox with us on our celebratory video...

Alfredo goes to the vet, gets addicted to teabagging, and narrowly avoids being dressed up as a mime, a gondolier, a zebra, a referee -- basically anything black and white with a pop of red -- because all black cats look the same *GASP* Oh, and tomorrow is National Kiss a Ginger Day, so you know, don't. Other discussion topics may include: - When should you take medicine, and when should you just...

Swinging the pendulum from sacred to profane, as is our wont, this episode runs the gamut from existential crisis born of bicycle thievery...to matter-of-fact categorizing of unfortunate skin conditions, such as furuncles, boils, wart, and corns. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy year. Other discussion topics may include: - Pearl Jams, epileptic orgasms, and other sex stuff - The ong...