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Send us Fan Mail Goat and Glaze celebrate making the list of the top 25 weirdest podcasts in the United States, landing at number 22. They are joined remotely by their new collaborator, Hooker, who calls into the show while completely checked out and relaxing on a beach. The trio leans heavily into their signature "Trifecta of Fuckery" theme—defined by the mantra "Fuck This, Fuck Th...

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Send us Fan Mail In Season 3, Episode 9 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin, who now serves as their "official unofficial producer." The crew discusses a variety of eccentric topics, including paying their production staff in pesos and bananas, the tragic story of a bullied monkey, and the strange behavior of pandas. The conversation highlights the absurd d...

Send us Fan Mail In Season 3, Episode 8 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, titled "Double Entendre," hosts Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin for a high-energy session that kicks off with Glaze expressing extreme frustration over a technical failure that lost their previous 48-minute recording. The crew explores dark comedic territory regarding the afterlife, debating the lack of modern gho...

Send us Fan Mail Dragons, Dinosaurs, and Distrust In this episode of the Goat and Glaze podcast, the hosts tear down the wall between "conspiracy" and "truth." What starts with a confession about "bouncing dirt" off people quickly spirals into a heated debate about why dragons are actually real—and why the government is using dinosaur skeletons to hide them.

Send us Fan Mail Slapping Oil, Disgruntled Daves, and Bathroom Battles In this hilariously chaotic episode of Goat and Glaze , the guys settle in with some Gentleman Jack to trade stories from the front lines of parenting, prison slang, and the high-stakes world of hospitality. From decoding what it means to "slap the oil" to making public restrooms as uncomfortable as humanly possible,...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of the podcast, the hosts (including Goat ) are joined by a special guest, Korben , for a chaotic and humorous discussion that blends conspiracy theories, personal anecdotes, and a satirical deep dive into the origin of the alphabet. Key Highlights The Alphabet "Conspiracy": The central theme of the episode is a tongue-in-cheek exploration of the alphabet...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, the hosts blend personal anecdotes, characteristic humor, and deep-dive conspiracy theories, all while sampling "Champagne Bears" (gummy bears) and discussing high-end whiskey. Falling Down and Looking Up The episode kicks off with the hosts trading "stairs stories." One host recounts a recent "expeditious descent" where he slipped in...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of the podcast (Season 3, Episode 3), Double G opens the year 2026 with their usual brand of irreverent and often politically incorrect humor. Episode Highlights Merch & New Beginnings: The hosts discuss their new intro song and promote their latest merchandise, specifically highlighting a "Braille shirt" (the "Steve's Wonder Tee"). The...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode focused on tackling tough topics , Goat and Glaze are joined by "Korben Dallas" (previously Zoltar) to explore the highly unusual question: "How do blind people know what humans look like?" The discussion quickly spirals into a hilarious and surprisingly deep philosophical debate, using the previous episode's jail call as a perfect, unscrip...

Send us Fan Mail After a mandated, three-month hiatus following a major "kerfuffle" with an authoritative agency—sparked by a complaint over a candy bag of dicks that ran parallel to a lawsuit—Goat and Glaze are officially back for Season 3, ready to tackle tough topics and share their unconventional brand of therapy. The duo recounts the absurd investigation into the prank, which includ...

Send us Fan Mail A Return to the Mic and a Texas Misadventure After a brief hiatus, the guys are back to wrap up Season 2. The episode begins with a candid acknowledgment of their break, which was due to the "chaos of life" and a "felon on the run"—a joke about Goat's recent leg injury. They assure listeners they're back in the groove and ready to pick up right where...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of "Goat and Glaze," we dive into a truly "horrifying" personal medical experience, where one of us underwent a procedure without any pain medication, despite expectations. We compare this ordeal to a friend's much milder experience and ponder if others have had similar "road Dogg" encounters, even discussing setting up a poll on...

Send us Fan Mail Goat and Glaze kick off this episode, possibly titled "FFP" (Fuckery of F**king with People), by recounting their elaborate methods of pranking scammers. Glaze describes responding to a "wrong number" text with absurd Midwest slang, detailing hydroplaning (moist yeehaw), doing donuts (whipping shitthis), U-turns (flippin' a bitch), and parallel parking (ur...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Goat and Glaze continue their "Grace" series, explaining that Grace, while temporarily absent, remains a crucial part of their therapeutic podcast journey. They highlight the importance of a support system , noting that some support is public (like the podcast) and some is private. Goat shares his personal connection to Grace's struggles, emphasizin...

Send us Fan Mail Alright, so, we're kicking this off with some "sugar bitch" talk, 'cause you know, you're always learning, right? We're sipping on some mead – that's honey wine for you uncultured swine – and Glaze's all about this vanilla hive blend. Says it's good, not like that fake "tastes like juice" crap. Then we're off on a tangent...

Send us Fan Mail Wow, episode ten of season two already – it's hard to believe! This time around, it's just Glaze and me holding down the fort, as Grace will be back with us soon. We're kind of going off-script this episode, touching on some of the deeper stuff that listeners have reached out about, even though we usually approach things with our signature dark humor. But honestly,...

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Send us Fan Mail We head to Chucktown to perform an interview at a cool location (neither of which happened) and to find out if we won an award.

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