Jack Schuleman

Go Piss Girl

True Crime EN ↓ 21 episodes

Gay bar bathrooms. A whirlwind of stresstosterone, sticky floors, and wandering eyes. What do you do if you just have to go piss, girl? Each episode, Jack and Mike break down a gay bar’s bathroom and its unique circus of horrors. Then, they make it worse. Or better. And finally, a rating between 1 and 5 urinal cakes. Get your vodka soda—just don’t break the seal. Art by Sandy Meirovitz. Music used under Fair Use.

Author

Jack Schuleman

Episodes

Superfly: Italy...Italee...Italpee? 18.12.2023 29:15

We're in Naples! Jazz, boys, cocktails...and a hint of urination.

Triangles: Denver's Draw, or Don't? 03.12.2023 35:52

Go Piss Girl heads to the mountains...and straight to the basement. Will the score go a mile high, or leave patrons out of the circle in the rectangle's Triangle?

Beaux: Sit Your Ass Down 07.05.2023 32:56

We're back in San Francisco, and this bathroom has it all: authoritarianism, gentrification, and rules you WILL follow.

Ripcord: Punch Me In The Face 16.04.2023 30:05

Houston, we have a gay bar...and a bar fight?

The Cock: The Girl Who Pissed 01.04.2023 30:10

GPG takes NYC! And this one's full on fat nasty.

Twin Peaks: Not Just 90s TV 19.02.2023 33:51

Go Piss Girl goes to San Francisco! Are your calves ready?

Go Piss Ghoul: Spookie Dookie 29.10.2022 32:11

Scared shitless? It's our Halloween special!

Flex: Raleigh the Troops 16.10.2022 34:56

Go Piss Girl goes to North Carolina, famous for non-contentious bathrooms.

Saloon: The Wild Best 02.10.2022 28:15

There ain't enough room in this hole for the two of us...

EagleBolt: Purple Drain 18.09.2022 28:21

Go Piss Girl goes to Minneapolis! What's in store at EagleBolt?

Cruisey Parks and Urinal Designs 05.09.2022 35:05

Go Piss Girl's first two parter! Let's start in the woods, and finish on my fa—I mean, with some urinal etiquette talk.

Video: The Hole-y City 03.07.2022 27:04

Jerusalem only has one gay bar? Al Qudsnot believe it! Let's shake up the status quo and get to pissin'.

Replay: How's Your Head? 29.05.2022 24:06

Grab your joysticks and watch for the bar. It's Replay time.

G-A-Y: Is It a Gay Bar? 01.05.2022 25:11

Why do we talk about this being the first London episode? We recorded it first! That's show biz, kid.

The Eagle, London: Rule Pisstania 17.04.2022 25:30

Go Piss Girl goes abroad! Two firsts, one episode...did somebody say horse meat?

The Illinois Cat Show: It's My Piss in a Box 07.04.2022 27:01

Our first special edition episode! It's not a bar...but it sure was spectacular.

Two Bears Tavern: Latest and Greatest 20.03.2022 26:37

Jack and Mike review the newest gay bar in the Chicago circuit...and learn some new vocab.

Big Chicks: Jack Hates It 06.03.2022 24:52

Jack hates Big Chicks. Is it fair? No. Editor's note: We realized we missed a bathroom at this "bar." Please excuse this grave error.

The Lucky Horseshoe: Raising the Stakes 27.02.2022 27:29

Are you ready to throw it at our poles? This week, Mike picks The Lucky Horseshoe, Boystown's favorite gay strip club (by default).

Touché: Let's Get Sweaty 20.02.2022 30:59

So you've found yourself in Rogers Park—and you just happen to be wearing chaps! Where else but Touché? In the wise words of Stacey Ann Ferguson, let's get in the back and in the front. Check it out.

Roscoe's Tavern: The Gendered Wonderpiss 14.02.2022 30:33

Roscoe's Tavern. First gay bar in Chicago with a window. Crazy, right? But there's oh so much more...