Walter Schmidt & John Staley

Gluten is NOT your problem

Comedy EN ↓ 120 episodes

Confessions of a culinary chameleon: Conversation on food culture, the service industry, life, the universe and more.

Author

Walter Schmidt & John Staley

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Apr 29, 2024

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Episodes

Corona Virus & The Service Industry 15.03.2020

Today we discuss the importance of washing your hands in the restaurant business, the Corona Virus, Cruise ships and do a little math with a Natural Light Seltzer. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Walter's Google Maps Reviews 01.03.2020

Walter discusses his favorite time travel movie, Primer. We also have a lengthy talk on custard and all of Walter's Google Maps Reviews. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Hitting Below The Bologna Belt 23.02.2020

The final conclusion of the Martini Madness and the suspicion of foul play. We also discuss Walter's on again off again relationship with tuna fish and leaving well enough alone when it comes to forced meat. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2...

Complaints, Cocktails and other Curios 16.02.2020

Today we talk about fussy customers or Fustomers as we like to call them, Server/Bartender dynamics and Walter's entry into the Martini Madness cocktail competition! Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

I Like Cider 09.02.2020

Today we talk cider, the late Mr. Peanut and Picard. We also dabble into the dark side interacting with AI. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

The Bitchy Waiter!!! 02.02.2020

WE ARE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE!!! We got to talk with Darron Cardosa, The Bitchy Waiter. We discussed all things restaurant related from misguided management to confounded customers and all the benefits of a job in the service industry. He talked about the importance of following your dreams and making things happen that only a job waiting tables could have afforded him. We cannot thank him en...

Walter Clams Up 26.01.2020

Walter refused to try any of the fun and festive food I brought him today! We also discuss the problem with onions, Spiderman vs. brunch and politely finishing your food. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

A Man Out of Time 19.01.2020

WE'RE BACK!!! Winter break was great. Walter Winter broke his head open, more on teddy bears, disorienting naps and a big announcement... Darron Cardosa, The Bitchy Waiter, will be on the show Feb 2nd! Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2109393...

You say potato, I say potato! 15.12.2019

Today we discuss disappointing sandwiches and the upcoming french fry shortage. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Where'd you get those socks? 08.12.2019

Trigger Warning: There is discussion of suicide on today's episode. If you or someone you love needs someone to talk to please contact the suicide prevention lifeline: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ 1-800-273-8255 Today we answer the question of the socks and a poorly-placed, off-handed comment on Facebook sent some surprise visitors to Walter's house.. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends...

The Trouble with Turkey Day 01.12.2019

Today we review Pho Ha restaurant, talk about how everybody wants to ruin Thanksgiving and other assorted nonsense. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

The Horrors of a Texas Fire Ant Thanksgiving 24.11.2019

Today's topics include the magic of childhood trees and the horrors of Walter's time spent in Texas. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Pepto Dismal The Clown 17.11.2019

Today Walter regales us with the tale of Pepto Dismal and how it might not be a good idea to visit your Mother at work in full make up. Bon Apetit!!! music: www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/groups/GINYP/

This Soup is Offal 12.11.2019

Thank you for your patience as we work on new episodes! Today we discuss organ meats and what truly is soup. Bon Apetit!!! music: www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/groups/GINYP/

Too much lube? 27.10.2019

Today we discuss power outages, home surgery and why Walter doesn't drink Vodka & Red Bull anymore. Bon Apetit!!! music: www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/groups/GINYP/

Schrodinger's Corndog 20.10.2019

Dating Vegetarians, Walter's weird birthday and reorganizing the sci-fi DVD collection top the list today! Bon Apetit!!! music: www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/groups/GINYP/

Waltermintz and the One Dollar Vampires 06.10.2019

We talk about Walter's Hot Girl Summer, naming cocktails and cheap drink specials. Bon Apetit!!! music: www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/groups/GINYP/

Three Legged Chickens 29.09.2019

Texas toast, lobster as junk food, three legged chickens and so much more!!! Bon Apetit!!! music: www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/groups/GINYP/

Cornflakes & Gin On The Roof Top 22.09.2019

Today we discuss Nun's thighs, the problem with ranch dressing and a long held secret from Walter's teenage years that finally comes to light. Bon Apetit!!! music: www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/groups/GINYP/

Schmidtting A Brick 15.09.2019

On today's menu: Walter explains the brick he has been carrying around for over 30 years, the White Claw shortage and Ms. Lackey's 3rd class. Again we are joined by The Green Camel for his sage like advice on working in the service industry. Bon Apetit!!! music: www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/groups/GINYP/

Sugar, Bleach & Israeli Tardigrades on the Moon 08.09.2019

Walter tries to convince John to put sugar in his coffee, talks about bleach in his Grandmother's milk and we talk about the "water-bears" as space debris. Also we are visited by the Dr. Green Camel who is of the mind that maybe not every french fry is worth eating. Bon Apetit! music: www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/group...

Under The Weather 01.09.2019

Walter is a little under the weather today. We talk about being sick, buying NyQuil at the self check out, salsa serving size and are visited by Dr. Green Camel, a veteran of the Service Industry with a few tips on longevity and sustainability in the restaurant business. Bon Apetit!!! www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: www.facebook.com/group...

The Red Yarn Diaries: Adrian's Origin Story 25.08.2019

We all have alter egos in some form or another and sometimes wish we could be someone else. Adrian is still one of my favorite faces of Walter. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/GINYP/

Door Dash To The Cosmos! 18.08.2019

Today we discuss our marketing strategy, Walter's "Culinary Cocktails" and his theory that Door Dash and Apodments are going to ready the next generation for long distance space travel. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

HK Design 11.08.2019

Walter discusses his time working for a Seattle Interior Design firm and some of the strangeness that entails. Also he recounts the time he saw the ghost of his future self. Bon Apetit! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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