Walter Schmidt & John Staley

Gluten is NOT your problem

Comedy EN ↓ 120 episodes

Confessions of a culinary chameleon: Conversation on food culture, the service industry, life, the universe and more.

Author

Walter Schmidt & John Staley

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Apr 29, 2024

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Episodes

Capitalist Pigs in a Blanket 31.01.2021

Today we discuss economics by yelling at each other with poorly researched points, baseless accusations and broad generalizations. Bon apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Merry Christmas!!! 25.12.2020

Merry Christmas Ya filthy animals!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Give your MANAGER a raise?!!! 20.12.2020

Recorded before the most recent CA shutdown. We discuss cranky and having to tip out your MANAGER?!!! Also we dive into Walter's playlist and discuss traffic issues. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

O Possum Night 13.12.2020

How soon is as possible? Is Christmas cancelled for Walter? What is a grass jelly drink? How do you pronounce raccoon? This and so much more. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

You Know Where Your Bread's Buttered with Alexa MacKenzie 06.12.2020

Today we have special guest Alexa MacKenzie! We discuss Walter being an 8th grade popcorn hook up, restaurant lingo, masks, family meal and Alexa's bacterial infection and subsequent 5 day coma! It was a blast having her and a helluva story. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB:...

Hot Lemony Mayonnaise 29.11.2020

It's not really brunch Walter loves it is just Hollandaise. We also discuss weird food trends, cookbooks and John's unwillingness to cut his hair. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Half Calf 22.11.2020

Today Walter gives us some post election analysis. We also discuss further innovation in the plant based meat world and answer the age old question: Is Bologna just a hot dog pancake. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Mouse Balls in the Butter 25.10.2020

WE ARE BACK!!! It has been a while. Today we discuss why you should vote NO on Prop 22, winter dining in the time of covid and the best way to shake your butter. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Last Meals 23.08.2020

If you had one meal left to eat what would it be? We do a deep dive into death row dining on today's episode. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Oh Deer! 16.08.2020

My grandmother once said, "A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move the body." Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Dude Where's My Car? 26.07.2020

Walter gets a car!!! We also talk about porridge as a soup and bartending in the time of COVID. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

GINYP Blow on your cake and eat it too 12.07.2020

Why was it EVER a good idea to blow droplets of breathe all over food and pass it out to friends and family? We really must think this archaic practice especially in today's viral landscape. Also bringing your own food into a restaurant is never a good idea and certainly not in a pandemic! Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyour...

41: the story of McLoser 05.07.2020

Capitalism, Socialism & America's birthday are among the topics including John's foray into competitive eating. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

You Are The Banana 28.06.2020

Today we discuss the reopening of restaurants, going back to work and staying protected. Also Capitalism and housesitting. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

What Is Going On America? 07.06.2020

Really, What the hell is going on? I think we came to the conclusions that black lives matter, fuck Trump, wear a mask, wear sunscreen and tip your waiter. Bon Apetit! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

It ain't easy bein' cheesy 24.05.2020

Today we discuss cheese. History, making and fun facts like a cheese was made from human bacteria. It is as gross as it sounds. We are also joined by our favorite cheese expert McKenzie Doyle and we put her cheese knowledge to the test. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: http...

FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY 17.05.2020

Please listen to the health officials for important changes during this pandemic. As stated in the name of this episode we are just two guys having a chat full of baseless speculation. We discuss reopening restaurants and Walter pulls up some scientific studies for the sole purpose of spiting me. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenis...

Flush Softly and Carry a Big Stick 10.05.2020

Today on the pod we are joined by our good friend Jerry. We talk about the perfect bologna sandwich, the scent of goat cheese and Jerry shares with us some early morning, high stakes drama. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

Somm(Body) Once Told Me 03.05.2020

We are talking wine! Today we are joined by Sommelier Marc Urving. He helps to demystify wine culture, speak on the importance of hospitality and even shares a guilty pleasure with us. It was a great talk! Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210...

"The Incident" w/ special guest Coda 26.04.2020

Today we are joined by our old friend Coda. He and Walter were involved in "The Incident" many years ago. A conflict that has become lore in friend groups and I wanted to get to the bottom of it and hear from both sides. We also discuss the fate of the restaurant industry, gas prices, unease at the grocery store and what everyone is having for dinner. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin...

Dystopia & Blueberries 19.04.2020

We talk about Socialism, restaurants, Walter's dystopian outlook and the effects of too much blueberry smoothie. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

The Rooftop and other bar stories with Joey Balsamo 12.04.2020

Today on the program we are joined by our old friend and consummate bartender Joey Balsamo. We talk about being a bartender in the time of corona, trade a few bar stories and share our hopes and fears for the future of this industry. It was great to catch up and have a few laughs. We hope you do too. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glut...

South Beach Stories 05.04.2020

Podcasting in the time of coronavirus. We catch up via Skype with our old friend Danny. He and Walter lived in a weird building in downtown Seattle many years ago and were nice enough to share a few choice stories from that time. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www...

From Italy With Love 29.03.2020

Today we got to talk with our old friend Francesco Greco who is currently under strict quarantine in the southern part of Italy. We a happy to hear that he and family are healthy and happy all things considered. It was great to hear how things are in that part of the world in these ever changing times. An insightful, funny and all around great chat. Go call a friend. Thanks for listening. Music: '...

What's That Smell? 22.03.2020

John burns his sponge, Walter talks 5G and listener mail!!! Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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