Girls Unscripted

Coming in hot with proof, receipts, and timelines - this week Kate and Carolyn premiere their Real Housewives Roundup, starting with Salt Lake City! But don’t worry - they still do some Reality Gab up top, too! This week, the girls talk about the break up speculations around Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen. Then they jump into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, recapping their thought...

This week Kate and Carolyn dive back into The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the long-awaited arrest of Sean Diddy Combs, plot leaks from The Valley finale, Craig Conover’s betrayal to Loverboy, the New York Fashion Week mess with Micah from Love is Blind and Seb from Too Hot To Handle, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and more… 2:15 - Kate hit 100,00 followers on TikTok!! 12:12 - The Secret...

This week Kate and Carolyn address the rumors of cameras rolling at SUR (but for what?), Lala’s surprising baby name, who actually is (and is not) in Hawaii filming The Valley, Nikocado Avocado’s “social experiment”, and A LOT about The Secret Lives of Mormon wives. They also thank everyone for 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE 🥳 Yay! 01:20 - 1,000 subscribers! 03:29 - Kate chased by drug lords 07:40...

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Brittany filing for divorce from Jax, their AWKWARD run-in with Brittany and Kristen on the supposed night of the filing, Jax’s official diagnosis, Tamra Judge’s extreme cosmetic procedures, and the surprise engagement of John Janssen to Alexis Bellino. 

This week Carolyn and Kate cover the questionable decision to turn Jax’s bar into Britt’s, Shannon’s legal troubles on The Real Housewives of Orange County, a possible treaty on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the cut-throat start to The Challenge: Battle of the Eras, the wild docu-series Crazy Chimp and its tie to The Traitors, and more! 02:28 - Chimp Crazy 06:40 - Britt's Bar 11:25 - Lala...

Just like Jax’s relationship with chunky knit sweaters, all good things must come to an end. Kate and Carolyn wrap up the season one rewatch of Vanderpump Rules, recapping The Reunion and Secrets Revealed episodes. (We’ll reveal one secret here: they both include Stassi crying.) Will Jax speak out on the AA break-up from hell? Will Stassi speak up on the timeline of her and Frank’s relationship? W...

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kate’s run-in with Tom Schwartz, James Kennedy, and Ally Lewber, the long-awaited Love Island Reunion, Ariana Madix’s brother getting arrested, confirmation of Scheana and Lala filming The Valley while Jax is in treatment, Tom Schwartz’s possible appearance on Summer House, and more…

Season one ends with a BANG - or an admission of one, at least! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through an episode that is as wild as your boss asking you to pose in a mandatory bikini photoshoot. Laura-Leigh lands the role of a lifetime and leaves the Sur nest; without her, is Queen Stassi finally back? What a way to end a season that saw enough tears to fill Villa Rosa’s pool, enough of Jax’...

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor entering in-patient treatment, Brittany Cartwright’s rumored new Bachelor Nation boyfriend, the newly announced mini Bravocon, the surprising new addition to The Real Housewives of New York, Aaron from Love Island getting dragged by Dave Portnoy, the new Hulu reality series “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” and more…

This week, listen as Kate and Carolyn break up with you at an AA meeting. Oh wait, that was Jax & Laura-Leigh! Follow along as Laura-Leigh’s reign comes to a chaotic end as Stassi’s seems to begin again within the walls of Sur. And if you ever need a page out of the book “How to Act When Your Staff Quits Midshift Because of Personal Shit”, look no further than Peter & Guillermo’s performan...

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Leah from Love Island’s famous dating history, Rob from Love Island’s erotic video leak, a public spat between Tom Sandoval & Kristen Doute, Jax Taylor’s surprising relationship with Paige Woolen, an update on the Something About Her trademark war, a curious new Peacock reality dating show starring four Real Housewives, and more… 00:00 Gab 06:49 Rob from L...

Do you like bathroom sex? Well then this episode is for you! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through Lisa having her hands full with lies about bathroom lovemaking to threats of underwear “melvin” giving. Frank might think, “Vanderpump:0, Frank:1,” but will he score himself as high when he meets Stassi’s parents about twenty minutes after he gets fired? …probably! And will he score himself as...

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kendall from Love Island’s explicit video leak, Lindsay Hubbard’s “surprise” gender reveal, and the unexpected Bingo card of “David Arquette is pissed at Lala Kent.” Then, the girls interview investigative journalist and Bravo commentator Christina Cocca about all things regarding the current flood of Scandoval lawsuits. Instagram: @coccamacocca TikTok: @cocca...

Queen Laura-Leigh has entered the group chat, and Stassi has some rage texts to say about it! Listen as Kate and Carolyn walk you through an all-staff meeting that unravels faster than Scheana’s harmonies with her backup singers. Stassi fights for her life to not be viewed as a “ghetto bitch” (her words, not ours!) Laura-Leigh fights for her life to not pass out with anger, and Lisa fights for her...

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about the latest drama on Love Island USA, Lala Kent’s “Baby Monsoon”, the shocking reveal of The Mole (spoilers!), Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson’s bizarre Instagram live, the surprising reason why Olivia Flowers is not returning to Southern Charm, and the “Who The F Did I Marry” TikTok fiasco between Brooke Schofield and Clinton Kane!

Jax + a white wool sweater + a parking lot = this episode. Yes, THIS is the episode of Stassi’s (aka “MY”) birthday! Listen as Carolyn and Kate take you through the trip to Vegas that was as uncomfortable as Schwartz pouring an entire beer over Stassi’s head, and as messy as the timeline Jax gives as to when he got a girl pregnant in Vegas. Can Frank fend for himself? How many times does Stassi sa...

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Lindsay Hubbard’s epic pregnancy announcement, Love Island USA’s rise in the ratings, shocking Nick Viall and Natalie Joy cheating allegations, who they think The Mole is on Netflix, controversial thoughts on The Challenge: The Final Reckoning finale, and a juicy Kenya Moore and Tom Sandoval blind item!

Quite Frankly, this episode is as wild as Kristen Doute’s nuclear meltdown at a photoshoot because one of the models had slept with Sandoval years before they met! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through the Battle of Stassi, fought by Jax and Frank, concluding with the deadly cannon launch of: “He got a girl pregnant in Vegas two months ago.” At the wake, aka Stassi’s apartment, bottles of Cr...

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor’s naughty texts to a woman with nice toes, Jax and Brittany’s dysfunction on their “Reality” podcast, the controversial Perfect Match finale, a surprise Summer House update, Kaitlyn Bristowe’s meltdown over Jason Tartick’s hard launch with TikToker Kat, a juicy blind item about Lala Kent, and the new Freaky Friday sequel! 00:00 - intro / personal ga...

Have you ever taken seven shots in less than sixty seconds? Jax Taylor has, and this is the episode to see it! Listen in as Kate and Carolyn go through Episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules and every fight (after fight, after fight) that comes with it. Follow along like a bright pink float as they talk through the first SUR Pride and every drunken tear that was lost that day. Also listen to Carolyn explai...

It has been a week FILLED with gab! This week Kate and Carolyn cover West Wilson on the Viall Files (likely banning them from ever being guests themselves), part two of the Summer House reunion with the spotlight hot on Kyle and Amanda, Kenya Moore’s “revenge porn” and suspension on RHOA, Harry Jowsey’s delightfully unsurprising performance on The Perfect Match, Justin Timberlake’s DWI, and why th...

Raise your glasses high! Kate and Carolyn are taking you back to 2013, Sur, and some super shitty apartments. This is Girls Unscripted’s FIRST episode of the Vanderpump Rules rewatch, starting from the pilot that introduced the devil (and don’t you forget it.) Listen as Carolyn and Kate go through meeting the Witches of Weho, watching Tom shave his forehead, and seeing the back alley - ALL FOR THE...

This week Carolyn and Kate cover part one of the Summer House reunion with hot takes on West Wilson, The Challenge Rivals III finale with even hotter takes on Johnny Bananas and Sarah, Jax & Brittany’s latest podcast, and even MORE Billie Lee drama but this time, Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson have entered the chat. 0:00 Intro 2:50 - Personal Gab (djs føxx & shortdads, stealing vodka,...

We’ve been to Capri… We’ve been to Big Bear… And now, we’ve been through the first season of The Valley. Join as Kate and Carolyn walk through a finale that sends every cast member into a tailspin even Nia’s self-defense techniques can’t stop. Has Jax been outdone by Brittany? Has Jesse been punked by Michelle? Has Janet been defeated by Zack? Has Kristen been unraveled by… Kristen? (The answer is...

You asked, and we listened - welcome to the first ever Weekly Gab! This is where you can find us gabbing about all things reality TV. And boy, is there a LOT to gab about! This week we’re covering Kate’s birthday at Sur (& meeting Brock!), the Summer House finale, hot tea from Billie Lee, Traitors 3 cast, and VPR Secrets Revealed. Carolyn might even reveal the Harvard matrix of social events -...