Girls Unscripted

This week Carolyn and Grace cover the Bachelor in Paradise S10 finale aka, "The one where they pick money or love, but like, duh, they pick love."

This week Carolyn and Grace cover Bachelor in Paradise S10E9, aka, “The one with the literally shitty camping test and even more literally creepy fruit mannequins."4:00 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts

Carolyn and Grace recap Bachelor in Paradise S10E8, aka "The One where Sean self implodes with the parliament thing.

Carolyn and Grace recap Bachelor in Paradise’s S10E7, aka “The one where Jeremy FINALLY gets caught and it apparently doesn’t matter!” 3:00 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap

Carolyn and Grace cover Bachelor in Paradise season 10, episodes 5 & 6, aka the “weird one with the birds” and the “weirder one where it becomes Bachelor Pad, ‘BUT BIGGER’” 2:40 - Bachelor in Paradise Episode 5 Recap Starts 20:00 Bachelor in Paradise Episode 6 Recap Starts

This week, Kate and Carolyn recap The Valley’s season two finale, “There’s No Zen in Resentment.” Follow along as they cover progress in Michelle and Jesse’s relationship, Kristen’s infertility issues, and the least relaxing Zen party that Buddha would NOT like to claim… 10:09 - Valley Recap Begins

This week, Carolyn and Grace cover Bachelor in Paradise season 10, episode 4, aka the “deaded it” and “omg a Golden gave a rose to a Young” episode.  6:00 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts

Description: Carolyn and Grace break down Bachelor in Paradise Season 10, episodes 2 & 3 — a double-dose of drama courtesy of ABC. We’re talking love triangles, secret kissing gazebos, and a suspiciously energetic bathtub situation. And just when things couldn’t get wilder, in stroll the flirty retirees. Yep, the Golden Bachelor squad has landed, and these silver foxes are ready to mingle… and...

This week Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley season 2, episode 14: “Making Up is Hard.” The cast deals with the fallout from Maui. Nia sees a surgeon for a mommy makeover. Kristen and Luke discuss fertility issues. Jax and Brittany fight about alimony.  20:40 - Valley S2 Episode 14 Recap Starts

Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley’s season 2, episode 13: “The Cruise from Hell.” While it was the engagement from heaven, the cruise afterward indeed stemmed from the depths of Hades - filled with seasickness, moose-knuckles, and a yelling showdown lasting an impressive day-to-night scene switch. 10:00 - The Valley Recap Starts

Carolyn starts a new season of Bachelor in Paradise with unscripted producer and Bachelor connoisseur, Grace Douglas. Follow along as they introduce the new contestants, breakdown the latest love triangles, and passionately fight about vanilla. 12:30 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts

This week, Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley’s season 2, episode 12: “Will You Maui Me?” Gabbers - Kristen is engaged! Meanwhile, Janet is enraged! And let’s not forget about Zack, as this proposal added about ten years to his age. 17:32 - The Valley Recap Starts

This week Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2 episode 11: “El Coyote Ugly.” Brittany sees Jax for the first time after rehab, Janet sees red after margaritas, and the men see Jesse’s life coach, where Danny sees he’s fucked. 12:37 - Valley Season 2 Episode 11 Recap

This week Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley’s season 2, episode 10: “You’ve Been Served.” Jax comes home from rehab, and everyone is so excited to see him and the progress he has made… JK ROFLCOPTER! 16:50 - The Valley S2 E10 Recap Starts

This week Kate and Carolyn cover The Valley season 2 episode 9: “When One Door Forecloses.” Britt’s Bar is open! Her marriage is closed! Jax’s clothes are out! Danny Darko says hi, and Nia says bye! All this, plus a national fast food shortage and one more J name introduction. Listen in! 11:00 - Valley Recap Starts

This week Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2, episode 8, “The Biggest Snake in the Grass”. It’s a week of the J’s as Janet, Jason, and Jasmine jam-pack this juicy episode with not jolly screaming matches on otherwise jubilant beaches. In other news, Jax still sucks. 0:41 - Reality TV week review. 16:28 - The Valley Recap Starts

This week Kate and Carolyn recap The Valley’s season 2 episode 7: “Ring Around the Rumor.” Jason decides it’s time for a heart-to-heart with Danny about his drinking—because nothing says group bonding like a public intervention. Meanwhile, Kristen drops a gossip grenade about Jason and Janet just in time for Brittany’s (super cute) shark party.

First, Kate and Carolyn share their thoughts on season 2 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Then, they recap The Valley season 2, episode 6: “Behind Closed Pantry Doors”. What happens in the pantry, stays in the pantry… said no one, ever! Follow along as Nia feels betrayed, Kyle Chan enters the chat, and Danny defends his relationship with alcohol. 0:38 Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Commentary20:...

Carolyn and Kate recap the Vanderpump Rules season 2 finale: “I Lied.” Scheana's engagement party devolves into chaos when Kristen finally admits she slept with Jax. 07:15 Vanderpump Rules recap starts.

Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley’s season 2, episode 5: “Grapes of Wrath.” The trip to Santa Barbara continues, as does the nuclear fallout between Jesse and Michelle. Meanwhile, Danny and Nia receive Oscar nominations for “Best Couple on Earth,” with cameo appearances from pantry tequila and drunken dinner naps. 15:42 - The Valley S2E5 Recap

Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules Season 2, Episode 13: “B***h Slap.” You probably remember where you were this day, as surely you heard the slap that reverberated around the world. Follow along as Kate, Carolyn, the entire SUR staff, and all the Beso restaurant patrons plus their staff, witness the public execution of Kristen Doute’s social life, as Stassi and Jax confront her with the trut...

Vanderpump Villa fans, this one's for you! In this special episode of Girl’s Unscripted, Kate and Carolyn sit down with Vanderpump Villa’s very own Hannah Fouch and Hagen Bach. They talk about castle hook-ups, their favorite guest groups, behind -the-scenes secrets, what’s next for their reality TV careers, and more! Listen in as they spill ALL the tea on Vanderpump Villa’s second season, airi...

This week, Carolyn and Kate recap season 2 episode 4 of The Valley, “The Circle of Strife.” The group heads to the scenic hills of Santa Barbara where ovulation runs rampant, rage texts can still reach, and gratitude circles get cut short…

Kate and Carolyn recap Season 2, Episode 3 of The Valley, “The Billionaire and the Boys’ Chat.” Continuing its tenure as the darkest show on Bravo, this week’s episode serves up casual fare like accusing the mother of your child of being a billionaire’s escort and blacked-out husbands groping women in public! But nothing is as dark as WHATEVER THE F is on that boys’ chat… 06:19 - The Valley S2E3 R...

Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 12: “Till Death Do Us Part.” Three years ago Tom and Ariana made out in a swimming pool at The Golden Nugget? Yes. That did happen. Scheana gets engaged? Yes. That did happen. Kristen releases rage on Ariana at SUR? You betcha. Totally happened. Tom and Kristen finally break up!? Oh, nvm. Somehow that still doesn’t happen… 07:47 - VPR S2E12...