Girls Off the Rails

In this episode the Girls talk about: the K-9 Advantix song  Rachel explains the knotts meal plan  Dee ponders how many cheesequakes she could eat  How Miri felt bad for the crack in the encanto house  and much much more!!   If you're interested in https://weimprov.org/   For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up t...

In this episode the Girls talk about: the pubes guy from the conjuring  how Brok got touched That's a awful lot of cough syrup and much much more!!   If you're interested in https://weimprov.org/   For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here: Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails Rachel’s Instagram:...

In this episode the Girls talk about: - how the girls are going nasty mode  - what they want to horror nights bound as (Peter and Kitra)  - how DeAnna hates ripcord hair times and thinks I should use leather (native americans) or pre-wrap (teen girl)   and much much more!!   If you're interested in https://weimprov.org/   For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofft...

In this episode the Girls talk about: - how they accidentally took a 9 month break - why they jokingly called for the end of public media  - how Katherine would have bullied Rachel if she had known her sooner    and much much more!!   For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here: Girls’ Instagram: @...

In this episode the Girls talk about: - how Rachel actually should never go on this ride - when you just gotta broktuah on the saxophone reed - how Rachel does need to see the animatronic tho   and much much more!!   For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here: Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails R...

The girls are reunited in Chicago! And they’re doing their one favorite thing, recording the podcast!!!!!   The Girls recount the year and discuss: How grateful they are for the year How Disney's catering kills The nice lesbian needs to get rid of things bc her girlfriend just moved in and i’m buying her things from the LA breakfast club The gifts they got for each other how the Polynesian is deco...

In this episode the girls (and one boy) talk about:- how Benny stood on his mom's coworkers... shoes? to get on a ride? - how to plus up Holiday World and what lands we would add - how much Rachel misses Tommy Bartlett and much much more! For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here: Girls’ Instagra...

In this episode the Girls have guest to discuss:   - Rachel's breathing exercises - Cassie's "trip" at the Cove Bar in California Adventure - those little yeti guys and much much more!   For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here: Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbald...

On this episode the Girls talk to Guest Carl Tart about: How Rachel's mom saw Carl on after midnight What the best root beers are Carl's TV debut on 6 ft under How the Girls should be watching South Park and Family Guy and much much more! For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here: Girls’ Instagra...

On this episode the girls:- talk about how the mummy is actually a terrifying ride - rachel admits it's still the best ride of all time For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here: Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56 DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch Old Milk’s In...

On this episode the girls:- Talk about eternal bloodlines (oops! all women)- swampy scare zone - Brok's bean dog - the amazing rocks from hell- the zombie strippers - the actual taxidermy in there- how Brok goes Brok Tua on that thing - Gringotts - and Men in Blackand much much more! For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the gi...

On this episode the girls:- Talk about Thai things and their time at the temple! (The monks love Moo Deng)- Our gift exchange- Our "disneybounding" outfits- What we did at HHN -Ghostbusters frozen Empire -The Mummy - Blumhouse Scare Zone - Goblinfeast -Eternal Bloodlines (Oops all women)- and Duck, Marry, Kill Garraka, Slimer, and the Invisible Man Stay tuned for part 2 of our evening!!! For any q...

On this episode the girls: - Shout out disney genie, second only to the guy who invented penicillin - Find out that they all dissociate on rides - Use their new catchphrase "shut up meat" - Learn about how Sommer had to go to the hospital for drinking too much Monster For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up to? F...

The girls: - Discuss every house at Halloween Horror Nights Orlando - Wonder why they would make the Quiet Place, loud - Discuss all the weird and mid food they offer at Universal - Try to decide if you get the ick from watching people play spikeball - Wonder if you should pronounce it like MIKERphone or MICROphone For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails...

The girls: - try to figure out how to say "Carrie Ann Inaba" - try to remember who Harris Walz is - want to make "that's a boo hole" shirts - do the segment "Why is no one talking about this" - why girls can't hide if they have small boobs - why the new alien movie should have had a nonbinary lead - how good of a game heads up is For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at G...

The Girls Discuss Roger Rabbit's CarTOON Spin. They're shocked to find out that the sexy rabbit got a jacket put on her she's not a detective in the movie the ride is crazy and makes no sense rachel has actually never seen the movie Also, the girls try out a new segment that nobody is talking about!!

We talk about Remy's Ratatouille Adventure and Laney's family trip to Paris! Famously Parisians love when you ask for a "table for ten." We talk about:- what people are disliking about the ride, including what someone may or may not "whip" out - who are the hot characters in the ride - if we would like the marvel coaster - and much much more!

The girls (and one rail) talk about: - a better name for the restaurant - what a "big top" is - micROphone man (or mikerphone man) - and much much more! For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here: Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56 DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoer...

In this episode we bravely talk about the Pirates of the Caribbean rides where we ask the important questions like would you ever live in this ride why do the animatronics look so bad is rachel cancelled does anyone give a rat's ass about hidden mickeys and much much more!

This week we hit on our favorite celebrity chef owned chicken restaurant (besides PDQ) - Guy Fieri’s CHICKEN GUY. Yes it’s a fast casual and fairly intense chicken restaurant - the theme is simply “cool chicken.”

Girls updates! The girls discuss one of Rachel’s new favorite rides (and one of her parents’ favorites too!) Disneyland’s Submarine Voyage! They talk about: Findingnemosubmarinevoyage (one word on wikipedia) Dee trying to not get laid off from monsanto fish scoop ride :( Dee peeing her jeans Which girls are hungry for pellet And duck, marry, kill Captain Nemo, Bruce the shark, and Nikita Krushev F...

The girls talk to Niko Thiel about growing up in Iowa and when they would trek almost 60 miles to go to acclaimed arcade and water park, FunCity! You can hear about: the casino on navigable waters the clever name of Ballocity how a fake car can look like a real car and what hotel rooms have no windows For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wan...

The girls revisit space mountain because... Rachel finally went on it! At this point, twice! In this episode the girls: Cover Brok's Elvis impersonation (Hubba Hubba) Read yelp reviews that were written for attention Wonder how blue a sandwhich could really be AND how wet fries could really be For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at Girlsofftherails@gmail.com Wanna see w...

This week on the podcast we talk about one of the greatest RIDES of all time derived from one of the greatest FILMS of all time. The Girls discuss Radiator Springs Racers and their experiences at California Adventure! This episode includes talk of: Interactions with TEENS on the ride A SPECIAL guest drops by and tries to explain their unique name to us They read the best and most confused Yelp! Re...

Going boldly where we have never gone before - we’re talking Disneyland’s World of Color. This week we’re graced with the presence of Old Milker, Mickey Woo , a self proclaimed World of Color-cel. This episode includes talk of: Our bullied past leading us to be cool, hot adults (derogatory) Telling Mickey about our teen night club in Appleton, Wisconsin - NIGHTSTORM World of Color being conceived...